I listen to a lot of NPR anymore, but I used to listen to the
out of Hannity and Savage. I just wanted the entertainment value.
See, pro wrestling has gone to the shitter since I was a kid. I missed seeing bad guys like Ric Flair, or the Million Dollar Man, show up on my TV screen and make fun of common folks - make fun of me, or my heroes. I wanted to see Hulk Hogan, or Sting, or even Lex Luger (sorry) come and beat them up.
But the past 10-12 years, it's all been WWF/WWE. They went too corporate. Everything is so pre-fab now even the Jonas Brothers blush. So these muscle dudes come out and talk - they cut promos. But they don't incite the crowd the way they used to. When they talk, they recite lines with such wooden, lackluster delivery that it's akin to watching an 8th grade pageant every Monday night.
Let me put it this way: Dick the Bruiser once got stabbed in the abdomen by a fan when walking out of an arena. Today, you're more likely to see your most reviled WWE bad guy collecting donations at a soup kitchen so WWE can put photos on their website, or at an autograph signing at a "Toys R Us." The WWE let us into the backstage area, and the product has been ruined as a result. There's no suspension of disbelief anymore, they keep taking it away by showing us the man behind the curtain.
Talk radio doesn't do that. Talk radio blew up in the fine tradition of wrestling heels:
1) incite the crowd
2) be as outrageous as humanly possible
3) never show any weakness at all
4) if you violate #3, deny, deny, deny
This NYT profile of Michael Savage shows that he's unwilling to let anyone step behind the curtain and see the real man, nutritionist Michael Weiner:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/17/arts/17sava.html?_r=1&ref=michael_savage
[quote name='NYT']Mr. Savage agreed last week to allow a reporter to sit in on his program, but only on the condition that the reporter not reveal the location of the waterside house where he was broadcasting that day, or of two other homes where he has studios and which he treats as virtual safe houses. Mr. Savage, who is licensed to carry a pistol and does so, said the secrecy was warranted by his fears for his life, based on the sheaf of death threats he says he has received over the years.[/quote]
That's closer to Dick the Bruiser than you would have thought, yes?
Let's not forget Father Coughlin's standard-bearing. It's not *entirely* pro wrestling, but talk radio, to me, fills the entertainment void in my life that wrestling has failed to accomplish for a decade or so. Now, of course it's disappointing that people buy shock-jock entertainment as 'news' or 'information,' and they do. But, hey, when I was 11 I thought the Undertaker was really dead. So I guess that means that 40-70 year old racist numbskulls can buy into Glenn Beck's serial stories and phony tears well enough.