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#31591 Blade   This is the way CAGiversary!   14963 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2018 - 04:56 PM

Looks like some of you should read "Pounded In The Butt By My Reluctance To Buy A Humble Bundle Featuring Stories With Gay Characters As Though That Has Some Kind Of Bearing On My Own Sexuality Or The Quality Of The Product Then Eventually Realizing It's Pretty Good And I'm Fine"...



#31592 nitrosmob   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   10114 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2018 - 05:02 PM

Yeah those look like pretty high quality stories. Heck just put them right up there next to the greats!



#31593 Neuro5i5   pʎslǝxıɔ CAGiversary!   10543 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2018 - 05:14 PM

Pounded in the Brain by my Innocence and I'll never be the Same



#31594 eulogywerd21   Jesus wept CAGiversary!   3719 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

eulogywerd21

Posted 06 July 2018 - 12:08 AM

Is there a part of anyone else's mind that thinks "the early unlocks are shit, so whatever else they reveal tomorrow will actually be the bundle highlights and if I don't go ahead and buy this monthly, I'll have to wade through the cesspool to get the gems"... anyone?

Also, I'm one of the "yearlys" so I'd like to use this up asap since it feels like this shit show is destined for ruination.



#31595 rcsample   You're entering a world of pain! CAGiversary!   4789 Posts   Joined 7.2 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 12:17 AM



Also, I'm one of the "yearlys" so I'd like to use this up asap since it feels like this shit show is destined for ruination.


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#31596 eulogywerd21   Jesus wept CAGiversary!   3719 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 12:22 AM

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Thanks John Luck Pickard. Very helpful.



#31597 zenii   cynical sam CAGiversary!   1278 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:30 AM

I was reading the descriptions on some of those Chuck Tingle books (I know, I know) and the amount of times he uses the word "butt" makes me think he's a 6th grader.

 

So naturally I look him up on wikipedia, when;
 

Tingle began his career by writing dinosaur erotica and expanded to stories based on unicorns, Bigfeet, and various anthropomorphized objects and even concepts.

 

So here are some more of his gems...

 

  • My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass
  • Glazed by the Gay Living Donuts
  • Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"
  • Reamed by My Reaction to the Title of This Book
  • Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness
  • Bigfoot Settlers Claim My Butthole
  • Lonely Author Pounded by Dinosaur Social Media Followers
  • The State of California Stalks My Gay Butthole
  • Oppressed in the Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
  • Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"
  • Pharma Bro Pounded in the Butt by T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky and a Clan of Triceratops Rappers Trying to Get Their Album Back
  • Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him in the Butt
  • Feeling the Bern in My Butt
  • Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union
  • Slammed in the Butt by Domald Tromp's Attempt to Avoid Accusations of Plagiarism by Removing All Facts or Concrete Plans from His Republican National Convention Speech
 
Some of these titles are fucking hilarious. There's too many to list, so peruse away. Although it seems he started to run out of steam, because his last 5 books are;
  • Wednesday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Thursday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Friday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Saturday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Sunday Pounds Me in the Butt

Not having a good week, I guess?



#31598 agentghost   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   5167 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:02 AM

Some of these titles are fucking hilarious. There's too many to list, so peruse away. Although it seems he started to run out of steam, because his last 5 books are;

  • Wednesday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Thursday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Friday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Saturday Pounds Me in the Butt
  • Sunday Pounds Me in the Butt

Not having a good week, I guess?

plot twist: those are his boyfriends' handles  :-



#31599 IkedaTeramusa   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3284 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 02:23 PM

What's crazier, 2000+ bundles have sold.



#31600 Mooby   Herp Derp CAGiversary!   11048 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 02:34 PM

I saw that.  Was trying to figure out if I was missing something and there was an inside joke going on but, no...



#31601 JCAll   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1990 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 02:47 PM

What's crazier, 2000+ bundles have sold.

Memes are destroying mankind.



#31602 Waggles   What the funk n waggle you talkin' bout? CAGiversary!   4208 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 02:53 PM

What's crazier, 2000+ bundles have sold.


2000+1 :D

#31603 warreni   Eminently punchable CAGiversary!   5690 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 02:55 PM

I guess I'll be the one to ask the dumb question. . . are these actual books? If so, are they just gay erotic fiction or . . .  something else? I really don't understand exactly what this is. 



#31604 Blade   This is the way CAGiversary!   14963 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:00 PM

They're short books that actually seem to be gay erotic fiction, but I think the main goal is to satirize current events and be funny instead of heavily erotic. I've only read the excerpts.



#31605 Mooby   Herp Derp CAGiversary!   11048 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:05 PM

 I've only read the excerpts.

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#31606 Syntax Error   Art School Dropout CAGiversary!   11168 Posts   Joined 8.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:32 PM

I guess I'll be the one to ask the dumb question. . . are these actual books? If so, are they just gay erotic fiction or . . .  something else? I really don't understand exactly what this is. 

You can look them up on Amazon and use the preview function to read some of the material.  I'm mainly aware of them through the blog Worst Things for Sale which has largely stopped featuring them because there's so many that the joke is dead.  Sort of like "Grass simulator! Rock simulator!  Air simulator!  Simulator simulator! Will this ever get old??"



#31607 Mooby   Herp Derp CAGiversary!   11048 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:40 PM

I call dibs on everyone's unwanted monthly unlocks.



#31608 gilby   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   4946 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:50 PM

They're short books that actually seem to be gay erotic fiction, but I think the main goal is to satirize current events and be funny instead of heavily erotic. I've only read the excerpts.

 

 

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I just assumed he didn't need any longer than the excerpts...



#31609 Blade   This is the way CAGiversary!   14963 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 03:51 PM

You can look them up on Amazon and use the preview function to read some of the material.  I'm mainly aware of them through the blog Worst Things for Sale which has largely stopped featuring them because there's so many that the joke is dead.  Sort of like "Grass simulator! Rock simulator!  Air simulator!  Simulator simulator! Will this ever get old??"

There's also an excerpt PDF of each book on the Humble site if you click the product.

 

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So you're not getting recommendations based on your viewing history of "Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls"...



#31610 Mooby   Herp Derp CAGiversary!   11048 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:02 PM

Dodged a bullet on these unlocks.  Next month's reveals look pretty crap, too.



#31611 Insomniac_34   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   1189 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Insomniac_34

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:02 PM

Holy shit these unlocks suck.

 

Hat in Time for next month is great, though.



#31612 Tsel   The Dark Knight CAGiversary!   7670 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:06 PM

Probably the worst month of unlocks that we've ever had, for me personally at least. Blackwake is the only wishlister and even that I was only a little bit interested in. 



#31613 realbigexplosion   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   1778 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

realbigexplosion

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:07 PM

Woof.

 

In for A Hat in Time, though.



#31614 nitrosmob   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   10114 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:07 PM

Uggg....early unlocks for next month seem kind of meh. I already own Hat in Time (did the sacrifice), so yeah not great. I may pause a month.



#31615 inm8num2   The result is quite fresh and quality. CAGiversary!   3229 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:09 PM

People who subbed this month:

 

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#31616 pasports31   New Year's Resolution = Make a Dent in my Backlog CAGiversary!   8826 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:14 PM

Man...these unlocks...wow. First time in a long time all of the games are going to be dumped in the cesspool for me.

 

Hat in Time is a sweet early reveal at least, figured that was due for a Humble Monthly sooner or later. Conan and Escapists are going in the cesspool though.



#31617 HBX   Let That Boy Cook CAGiversary!   1171 Posts   Joined 6.2 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:15 PM

Yet another 3d platformer gets Monthly'd. A Hat in TIme looks like a strong entrant.

For this month, Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom looks intriguing. 



#31618 warreni   Eminently punchable CAGiversary!   5690 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:23 PM

Next month doesn't look too great to me either. This month would have been slightly better if I hadn't bought Ragnarok recently. Oh well. 



#31619 Master Miguel   Tired CAGiversary!   1447 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Master Miguel

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:23 PM

Titan Quest and Ragnarok are great for anyone who hasn't played them yet, but overall these unlocks are really meh.  Shiness is the only one that looks halfway decent and even then I don't know if I'd ever play it over the numerous other rpgs I have. 

 

Had a friend try to get my to buy escapists 2 during the summer sale for co op so that plus Hat in Time seem decent enough don't think I have the patience for Conan Exiles though.



#31620 Motiv  

Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:34 PM

These past two Humble Monthly months can be summed up with one reaction...