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Please post the worst Blogs you have ever read. Some blogs are full of the stupidest comments from people. I am not a big blog guy but occasionally someone points out a good one.

Here is my favorite for WORST!

http://www.blurty.com/users/dragonlordfrodo

The reason I think it is so bad is that just about everything the guy writes its from such a noob perspective. If you read his blogs you get the feeling that he is a giant loser but doesnt know it. It's really pathetic.

Enjoy.

Feel free to post your own "worst blog ever"
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Ok so that was my OP but upon further reading it turns out there is some real gems inside this blog. I don't think he intended for people to laugh at him but still...it's all rather funny.

So I am redoing the post and also making it a poll. This is some funny stuff.
 
[quote name='defender']Please post the worst Blogs you have ever read. Some blogs are full of the stupidest comments from people. I am not a big blog guy but occasionally someone points out a good one.

Here is my favorite for WORST!

http://www.blurty.com/users/dragonlordfrodo

The reason I think it is so bad is that just about everything the guy writes its from such a noob perspective. If you read his blogs you get the feeling that he is a giant loser but doesnt know it. It's really pathetic.

Enjoy.

Feel free to post your own "worst blog ever"[/quote]

All of the work sorting the cosmos into order to form the universe.
All of the work forming of the world to make it habitable.
All of the climate changes, world alteration and such to make the world a viable habitat for human life.
All of the years of war, strife and cultural evolution... so that that blog can exist.

God obviously has a sense of humor.
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='st0neface']Hahaha, I thought it was gonna be someone elses, and I was going to put his to compete with what I thought your opinion of the worst blog ever was. Just for some extra comedy, check out this thread he made a few months ago.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13991&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=[/quote]

I forgot all about that thread. Nice.

Should I do that more often, or should I be a kinder, gentler, JSweeney?[/quote]

I'd say stay about the same. That way whenever they see your posts, they'll mostly expect something nice, though we can get the satisfaction of every once in a while you blowing up at somebody like that. And he deserved it, and it was funny. :lol:
 
I'm all for flaming people, especially the stupid ones, but I dunno how I feel about this. It's almost crossing the line.

Then again, if you don't want it read and commented on, don't post it on the internet.

Carry on.
 
[quote name='defender']So no one can top that blog as the worst blog ever?[/quote]

Well I couldn't submit one cause I only read good blogs and my poop don't stink either.


Seriously though that one was pretty bad, I'll have to search now that the gauntlet has been smacked at me to come up with a blog of equal or even greater crappiness. I wonder who Michael Constantino is writing his blog for? Who the hell whould read that on a regular basis. (which makes me have to ask, how the heck did you find this defender?)


Side note.. One of the things I've really coming to like more on more on CAG (aside from the cheap deals) is getting links to a wide variety of web pages.

Edit: Well did the some history clickin and answered my question as to where defender found this.. dang on CAG, why would some link themselves to this uninspired blog?? why Dragonlordfrodo WHYYYYYYYYY
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core'][quote name='defender']So no one can top that blog as the worst blog ever?[/quote]

Well I couldn't submit one cause I only read good blogs and my poop don't stink either.


Seriously though that one was pretty bad, I'll have to search now that the gauntlet has been smacked at me to come up with a blog of equal or even greater crappiness. I wonder who Michael Constantino is writing his blog for? Who the hell whould read that on a regular basis. (which makes me have to ask, how the heck did you find this defender?)


Side note.. One of the things I've really coming to like more on more on CAG (aside from the cheap deals) is getting links to a wide variety of web pages.

Edit: Well did the some history clickin and answered my question as to where defender found this.. dang on CAG, why would some link themselves to this uninspired blog?? why Dragonlordfrodo WHYYYYYYYYY[/quote]

Because he PWNd the two sites he got banned off of, had a 7.7 out of complete sympathy for whoever's moms voted for him, and wanted to brag about it. :roll:

EDIT: Oh yeah, and he tried 7 different CD's of linux so he posted his frustrated blog too, just so even MORE people could laugh at him.
And forget what Lootr2 :wink:
 
You forgot something deadzone.. I can't log off tonight till I hear it.... C'mon.... :)

EDIT: 'watch out, this is gonna be a flame war" :) :) :)
 
OK kick me but I wanted to 'investigate' this blog a bit and found this post from back in April.

1:07 pm - Stealing Money
My mom just got back from florida. As soon as she got home she went straight to the casino and won tons of money. It was like $986 in mixed bills. So last night, she was sleeping, the money was on the counter, and I took a $20. Today my mom called me down and said she was missing $220. I was like what!?!?!? My dad searched my room and found the $20 I took. My mom is still missing $200 (4 $50s). I did not take no $200 I took the $20. Well she doesn't believe me, and she is not letting me get my TV, or letting me at mark's house. What the fuck? I didn't steal $200! So I did the unthinkable. I lied to them and said I took it, and when I noticed them countiing it, I flushed the $200! It was the only way out of this one. I figure I would "Plead Guilty" to receive a lighter punishment. Well I told mark that I didn't steal it and that I lied and said I did and flushed it, and now he is coming over to settle things. See Mark is the voice of reason in the family. People respect his opinion and judgement. He said it was wrong to admit to something I didn't do. I think it wasn't the right thing to do, but what other choice did I have? They said to just put the $200 on the counter and walk away, but I don't have $200 to put on the counter. And I do have a rep of stealing money to buy food. I just want this to be over and that is why I took blame for it...


EDIT: I'm taking my vote back this is a great blog the Unintentional comedy (thanks bill simmons from ESPN.com) is off the charts!!! Quote: I DO HAVE A REP FOR STEALING MONEY TO BUY FOOD" well don't buy copies of LInux than... BUY FOOD!
 
Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core']Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.[/quote]

hahah! :rofl:
 
lol

That's awesome. He steals money to buy food...

OMG you just got pwnd.

"Hi.. my name is Michael and I am a noob. I am rather dull and unoriginal. I write a really bad blog because I think I am important to someone. I am in complete denial over the the fact that my life is really pathetic. I steal money to eat not because I am starving but because I am overweight and I really like to eat."
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core']Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.[/quote]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I cant stop laughing.
 
I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.
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I still cant stop laughing...its like the funniest thing I have read in years.
 
[quote name='defender'][quote name='Lootr2Core']Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.[/quote]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I cant stop laughing.[/quote]

Oh my god... that is so wrong on so many levels but I can't stop laughing... :rofl: :rofl:
 
read april 5th

and he deserves being made fun of. I mean he has no respect for his parents. What they do is not his business. They pay the bills and allow him to live there for free so he should STFU
 
At work today I was having some cramps in my lower abdominal region and I was farting up a storm. So I go to the bathroom. At work they have the Mens room, the Womens room and the handicap room, which both men and women use. I always use the handicap bathroom because no one hardly uses it. Plus there is no stalls just a toilet but it is open spaced. So I am taking a shit, my pants to down to my ankles and an older woman walks in around her mid 30's. It was one of my co workers, and I started to go like hey hey hey get out! It was so embarassing because I think she seen my little dick plus I do not have the best physique. I think she was embarrassed as well.
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OK...I am convinced. This is the BEST blog ever to laugh at.
 
Are you thinking what I'm thinking Defender.?


That's right, time to rename your thread to BEST BLOG EVER! Maybe make it a sticky and required reading for new registrations? I think I'm gonna print it off, bind it and make this blog required reading for my football team as well as my sons. "SOn" "yes Dad' "I have something very important to show you.. it is scary.. it is disturbing but if you do the opposite of this person's blog... you will do all right" "Wow dad what is it?" this is just a sample sons but if you ever say "your job sucks cause you can't listen to Howard Stern" I will personally come and kick your ass."

OK DAD share this info.

OK here it is. 2:44 pm - First day of work
I got me a job. That's right, a JOB. You know work, money, making a living. I work at Utilityaccounts on Delaware in Buffalo. Today was my first day. Basically today was training day. I am liking it alot. What I do is enter data into a database, basically. It is easy work for the most part and the pay is good ($8/hr). Right now I work Monday - Thursday 9:00 AM to 1:00 PM. There are some hot chicks that work there too. The only shitty thing is is that i'll miss Howard Stern from 9:00 till 11:00 or whenever he gets off. Other than that it is great. I get more. Hopefully meet new people. It is a very casual place to work too. You can take breaks whenever. You can drink and eat at the computer. You are also allowed a bit of goofing off once in a while. Everybody seems nice there too. I just wish I can get more hours though. Oh well..
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core']OK kick me but I wanted to 'investigate' this blog a bit and found this post from back in April.

1:07 pm - Stealing Money
My mom just got back from florida. As soon as she got home she went straight to the casino and won tons of money. It was like $986 in mixed bills. So last night, she was sleeping, the money was on the counter, and I took a $20. Today my mom called me down and said she was missing $220. I was like what!?!?!? My dad searched my room and found the $20 I took. My mom is still missing $200 (4 $50s). I did not take no $200 I took the $20. Well she doesn't believe me, and she is not letting me get my TV, or letting me at mark's house. What the shaq-fu? I didn't steal $200! So I did the unthinkable. I lied to them and said I took it, and when I noticed them countiing it, I flushed the $200! It was the only way out of this one. I figure I would "Plead Guilty" to receive a lighter punishment. Well I told mark that I didn't steal it and that I lied and said I did and flushed it, and now he is coming over to settle things. See Mark is the voice of reason in the family. People respect his opinion and judgement. He said it was wrong to admit to something I didn't do. I think it wasn't the right thing to do, but what other choice did I have? They said to just put the $200 on the counter and walk away, but I don't have $200 to put on the counter. And I do have a rep of stealing money to buy food. I just want this to be over and that is why I took blame for it...


EDIT: I'm taking my vote back this is a great blog the Unintentional comedy (thanks bill simmons from ESPN.com) is off the charts!!! Quote: I DO HAVE A REP FOR STEALING MONEY TO BUY FOOD" well don't buy copies of LInux than... BUY FOOD![/quote]

If you read earlier, he steals previously, and makes fun of mentally handicapped people, says he has a small penis, says Pink Floyd is gay, makes fun of other fat people, can't keep a job, lives with his parents at 20, at the worst offense, doesn't like Kill Bill Vol. 2, and the funniest of all is the girl he's looking for:

"18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me. "
 
"Tonight I have to go for a sleep study at millard fillmore hospital. I found out I have sleep apnea and stop breathing for up to 4 minutes when I sleep. That means I am not as rested after a full nights sleep as most people. That is why I fall asleep at work."
 
[quote name='defender']"Tonight I have to go for a sleep study at millard fillmore hospital. I found out I have sleep apnea and stop breathing for up to 4 minutes when I sleep. That means I am not as rested after a full nights sleep as most people. That is why I fall asleep at work."[/quote]



WOW i'm a volunteer EMT and we are trained that perm. brain damage occurs after 3 minutes of no oxygen to the brain and he stops breathing for 4 minutes regularly? OK BLOG makes sense now.
 
"I am also tired of foreigners coming to America and taking all the jobs that they have to talk to people; Tech support, customer service, telemarketing etc. It pisses me off when I try to get help with my wireless card I have to speak to Apu who can't speak english. He shouldn't be working tech support, he should be filling my slurpee cup! He should be serving me a roller dog! Why do people hire people for phone jobs, when they can't even speak our language? It is ludicrious! It is all the time too, whenever I call AOL, or adelphia (Cable company) or microsoft, or SMC, or encore. I am, tired of it. And I am sure many of you people are tired of it as well. Then you are thinking, man I really want to speak to an american instead, but you can't really say it, because it may be deemed racist or something. Okay you are coming to a predominately english speaking country to live. You have a really thick and annoying accent, so thick you cannot understand them, why the hell do you apply, and get the phone jobs? You are getting paid to talk to english speaking people, yet you can't speak englsih. maybe you should stick to pumping my gas, or folding my laundry okay... "

Racist too. Wow, makes me not feel so bad.
 
[quote name='SpookyD']"I am also tired of foreigners coming to America and taking all the jobs that they have to talk to people; Tech support, customer service, telemarketing etc. It pisses me off when I try to get help with my wireless card I have to speak to Apu who can't speak english. He shouldn't be working tech support, he should be filling my slurpee cup! He should be serving me a roller dog! Why do people hire people for phone jobs, when they can't even speak our language? It is ludicrious! It is all the time too, whenever I call AOL, or adelphia (Cable company) or microsoft, or SMC, or encore. I am, tired of it. And I am sure many of you people are tired of it as well. Then you are thinking, man I really want to speak to an american instead, but you can't really say it, because it may be deemed racist or something. Okay you are coming to a predominately english speaking country to live. You have a really thick and annoying accent, so thick you cannot understand them, why the hell do you apply, and get the phone jobs? You are getting paid to talk to english speaking people, yet you can't speak englsih. maybe you should stick to pumping my gas, or folding my laundry okay... "

Racist too. Wow, makes me not feel so bad.[/quote]

Sounds like a pretty competent "hardware" guy. Always on the phone with tech support ... And that penis stuff was just beyond funny.
 
Maybe he's a motivational speaker :whistle2:k . He's already made me feel a lot better about my life.
 
What would ever possess anyone to write something like that on the internet? I mean really.
Are the that inept or are the just that devoid of any social contact that any attention is good attention?

I'd love to just start making fun of him, but I'm not sure that anyone can actually say anything to top what he says about himself.

If anything, I feel worlds better about myself...I mean, after reading his blog, I feel like Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Bill Gates, John F Kennedy and Socrates... all rolled into one.
 
What I find so hilarious about that is that my freshman roommate in college has a blog that is almost identical to that.
 
To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.[/quote]

OH. MY. GOD.

I've had my suspicions but that just officially made it AT LEAST on the top 5 of my best CAG threads ever. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.[/quote]

Oh god I can't breathe! That forces me to use the following:

LOL!

That is the first time I have ever used that acronym, but that is possibly the funniest thing ever.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.[/quote]

Wow. Just wow.
 
Wow is it just me, or is it every time someone bashes Linux, they just get ownt on so many levels.... comon even god smited him with a dong the size of a dime roll!
 
[quote name='Death2Sanity']This is funny...how?[/quote]

duh.. duh duh duh duh.. duh duh.

response registered.
 
Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.[/quote]

for a second there I thought you said Dick Jones, and was wondering what Robocop had to do with all of this :lol:
 
wow. this is pathetic on many levels.

9:00

"i Got my first job.....my mommy packed me a lunch in my Lord Of The Rings lunchpail :) I got a Baloney sandwich. A person made fun of my glasses, so i called him a poopy head :) he wont make fun of me no more.

9:42

"i got fired today......i was playing with my LOTR action figures when my boss came up and fired me for not doing anything...... my mommy called him and told him hes mean! later that night....i stole money :)

Tuesday.....

i went to my gas station and stole a candy bar......im too cool for school........well, im off to grown-up school........

Friday

i got a date tonight :) My mom set me up with my aunt. now people cant make fun of me cause i got a date and im cool. i even got police officer glasses and a plastic badge.....were going to MCDonalds......my dad gave me a hankerchief and my mom gave me 10$. I spent it on a very neet diary so i cant write down feeling and record my growing weight!!! it a pokemon diary.

Sunday

i went swimming at my neibors house......my dad was drunk and said it looked more like i was sinking cause i was soo fat.....i went home and cried for 12 min and 34 sec........then i realized im soo cool and was happy again. I went back over and started swimming again. I went off the diving board and my URCLE Brand swimming trunks came off......my parents and neibors laughed at me and said that by the looks of my lower reigon, i could be a girl. I then sat on all their heads until they died....then i went home to watch Rereuns of Darma and Greg :)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Nope, he didnt write any of this. But i couldnt pass up a chance to make fun of him......was i too harsh? naaa!
 
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