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#121 Mike23   il mago CAGiversary!   3344 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:40 AM

Yeah, I might just see if she wants to do the whole girlfriend thing, so it can be kind of offical, or something. But I duno... I'll play the next couple days out real cool like, and see what her intentions are, aside from, well you know, getting laid and all.


If you blow this, we're gonna throw down.
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#122 Admiral Ackbar   It's a trap! CAGiversary!   15849 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Admiral Ackbar

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:43 AM

If you blow this, we're gonna throw down.



HAHA... I just watched that episode.

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#123 dcfox   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   21317 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:46 AM

If the first 10 minutes (cut scenes excluded) is indicative of the entire game, than Dirge of Cerberus is the best contender for my worst game of the year.



#124 Admiral Ackbar   It's a trap! CAGiversary!   15849 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Admiral Ackbar

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:46 AM

Must resist...

KITTY LUV!!!!

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#125 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:48 AM

Must resist...

KITTY LUV!!!!


Thats one ugly looking cat on the cover...

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

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#126 jmcc   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9608 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:48 AM

Why didn't anyone tell me about this?! http://www.sloganizer.net/en/
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#127 Admiral Ackbar   It's a trap! CAGiversary!   15849 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Admiral Ackbar

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:50 AM

HAHAHAHAHAZH

I put in anal and got...

"The Queen of anal!"

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#128 jmcc   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9608 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:51 AM

"My sluts, your sluts, sluts for all!"
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#129 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:52 AM

I put in Pillow Pants and got: Feel it - pillow pants!

Irony...

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

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#130 Admiral Ackbar   It's a trap! CAGiversary!   15849 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Admiral Ackbar

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:55 AM

Other good slogans...

"Pedophilia. Impossible is nothing."

"Go to heaven with shit."

"The ideal masturbation."

"Sadomasochism is inspiration."

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#131 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:57 AM

"horse dick, the secret of women."

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#132 zewone   Thursday CAGiversary!   43156 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:15 AM

Okay, so one of the greatest things a man could ask for has happened to me today. But it is definetly a double edged sword. It appears that a very good friend of mine, who happens to be a girl to anyone thinking of throwing out a Brokeback joke, wants to be friends with benefits. Now, my first reaction would have been "lets pull over, put the top up, and get going". But she is one of my best friends, and I'm a bit worried that this might ruin our friendship. She says it wont, but I'm unsure. What do you guys think? I'm probably going to act on impulse and do it anyway, but lets get some opinions.

You gay?

#133 ph33r m3   C.A.G. Legend CAGiversary!   3795 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

ph33r m3

Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:20 AM

What he said.
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#134 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:35 AM

Okay, so one of the greatest things a man could ask for has happened to me today. But it is definetly a double edged sword. It appears that a very good friend of mine, who happens to be a girl to anyone thinking of throwing out a Brokeback joke, wants to be friends with benefits. Now, my first reaction would have been "lets pull over, put the top up, and get going". But she is one of my best friends, and I'm a bit worried that this might ruin our friendship. She says it wont, but I'm unsure. What do you guys think? I'm probably going to act on impulse and do it anyway, but lets get some opinions.

Are you prepared for it to develop into something more than just that? It doesn't matter what she says, emotions will get involved. If you can/want to deal with that, then go for it. If not, don't.

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#135 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:35 AM

There is possibility that she wants him to get her pregnant...

On another note, don't you fucking hate it that when you get done doing all the dishes, you look like 5 feet away and see a couple that you missed???

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

Formerly known as HumanSnatcher
 


#136 AlbinoNinja   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2607 Posts   Joined 13.8 Years Ago  

AlbinoNinja

Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:42 AM

AlbinoNinja, your specialist.
Facism forever.
The bukake effect.

and my personal favorite:
You don't want Giant Enemy Crab as your enemy!

#137 zionoverfire   C10Cl12 CAGiversary!   18241 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

zionoverfire

Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:50 AM

Okay, so one of the greatest things a man could ask for has happened to me today. But it is definetly a double edged sword. It appears that a very good friend of mine, who happens to be a girl to anyone thinking of throwing out a Brokeback joke, wants to be friends with benefits. Now, my first reaction would have been "lets pull over, put the top up, and get going". But she is one of my best friends, and I'm a bit worried that this might ruin our friendship. She says it wont, but I'm unsure. What do you guys think? I'm probably going to act on impulse and do it anyway, but lets get some opinions.


Look:

It's going to change your friendship but refusing will also change your friendship since she clearly has some interest in you.

Therefor you should go with the best option, which as always is the one involving the pants party.

#138 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:26 AM

Jesus Christ. Since when did Blade: The Series turn into Silence of the Lambs? :-s

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#139 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:29 AM

Jesus Christ. Since when did Blade: The Series turn into Silence of the Lambs? :-s


Wow..thought that that would have been cancelled by now...

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

Formerly known as HumanSnatcher
 


#140 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:30 AM

Wow..thought that that would have been cancelled by now...


It's gotten pretty fukken disturbing. :/

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#141 mr ryles   Plays bowling CAGiversary!   14732 Posts   Joined 14.7 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:31 AM

Why didn't anyone tell me about this?! http://www.sloganizer.net/en/


«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is bukake.»

«bukake, so what!»

«bukake evolution.»

«hhmmmmm... bukake.»

«bukake for your kids!»

The kids one wierded me out so I had to change the word....

«It must be CAG.»

«Where the hell is CAG?»

«CAG, love it or leave it.»

«I'd sleep with CAG.»

that is a great site.

I wanna thank all the televisions out there that raised me.


#142 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:31 AM

It's gotten pretty fukken disturbing. :/


I can't really say much as I haven't seen any yet. I missed the premire, but I downloaded it. Still yet to watch it...

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

Formerly known as HumanSnatcher
 


#143 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:33 AM

I can't really say much as I haven't seen any yet. I missed the premire, but I downloaded it. Still yet to watch it...


You ain't missin' much. The movies are where it's at.

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#144 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:51 AM

You ain't missin' much. The movies are where it's at.


Thats pretty much what I figured...though I've yet to see the third one

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

Formerly known as HumanSnatcher
 


#145 jmcc   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9608 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:53 AM

Thats pretty much what I figured...though I've yet to see the third one

It had Ryan Reynolds. I think that about sums it up.
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#146 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:56 AM

Thats pretty much what I figured...though I've yet to see the third one


Eh. See it if you've got the BB movie pass or something, but don't spend money unless you're really interested. The plot's pretty much

Spoiler


Then Blade teams up with a bunch of youngins and fight evil. Meh.

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#147 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:58 AM

... Okay. I recant my statement on account of Vampire Lesbian action next episode.

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#148 Mike23   il mago CAGiversary!   3344 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:58 AM

Eh. See it if you've got the BB movie pass or something, but don't spend money unless you're really interested. The plot's pretty much

Spoiler


Then Blade teams up with a bunch of youngins and fight evil. Meh.


I want to see Trinity. 8-)
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#149 PinheadsNailGun  

PinheadsNailGun

Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:59 AM

Eh. See it if you've got the BB movie pass or something, but don't spend money unless you're really interested.


Why bother renting it when I can watch it for free on Starz OnDemand...lol

I have been meaning to watch eitehr way

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.

Formerly known as HumanSnatcher
 


#150 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 31 August 2006 - 03:03 AM

Why bother renting it when I can watch it for free on Starz OnDemand...lol

I have been meaning to watch eitehr way


Or that. Whatever gets your rocks off, is what I meant.

Jill Wagner + Jessica Gower = :D

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