Surprisingly The Last Movie You Saw Didn't Suck Pt. 2

Anchorman 2. I don't really know what to make of it. Has some hilarious moments, went in different directions than the first at times while straight copying the original other times. I'll probably watch the two other cuts of the movie and digest it all again.
 
47 Ronin - 2.5/5 

Didn't think it was as terrible as reviews portray.  It was entertaining enough, but couldn't help but think:

  1. Keanu needed a paycheck 
  2. Hiroyuki Sanada totally being typecast by Hollywood (Last Samurai, Wolverine, now this)
  3. waiting for Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa to scream "MORTAL KOMBAT" or "YOUR SOUL IS MINE" in every one of his scenes, since he played Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat in 1995
 
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I just watched Enemy. Worst movie I have ever seen. The actors and everything was done well, the plot was just stupid, like a 10 year old wrote it. Spiders aside, the reaction of the characters is just so unrealistic. Maybe this world they are in doesnt have identical twins. At least the next movie I see will be great just in comparison to this.

 
MushaOne said:
I just watched Enemy. Worst movie I have ever seen. The actors and everything was done well, the plot was just stupid, like a 10 year old wrote it. Spiders aside, the reaction of the characters is just so unrealistic. Maybe this world they are in doesnt have identical twins. At least the next movie I see will be great just in comparison to this.
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Would the idea that it takes place in the guy's subconscious help you like it more?

 
Triple Tap-4/5  avoided this but was suprised

Beyond Outrage-4/5 heard Takeshi Kitano is going to do a third outrage movie

Switch-0/5 I read so many bad reviews about this but i like Andy Lau as an actor and dont follow reviews. This was shit, so bad, all over the place

Red 2-4/5 

 
Watched The Way Way Back and actually enjoyed it quite a bit. Was odd seeing Steve Carrell in a role we normally don't see him in but overall enjoyed the movie very much.
 
You want to actually kill his character, or at least deliver him a severe beating. I thought that movie was ultra-depressing. Poor kid just gets shit on entirely throughout. If it weren't for Rockwell's character, this movie could drive people to hang themselves.

It is a really good film though.
 
Unbreakable - 3.25/5

Starts off great then gets bad. The late scenes just occur without any explanation as to what is happening. Maybe it was censored.

J7. said:
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - 4/5

- Damn it's 1 day off the 37th anniversary of its theatrical release.
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Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - 4.25/5

A little better than the original. WTF the Bluray does not have any special features. FU George Lucas.

 
DNukem170 said:
All the Star Wars special features were put on separate discs only included in the "Complete Saga" boxset.
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Ridiculous! There was no mention of this on the Amazon sale page, nor anywhere else without doing research. Stupid George Lucas! On that note, are Episodes 1-3 worth watching?

 
themaster20000 said:
You're better off just watching Mr.Plinkeet's reviews on those three films which IMO are far more entertaining than the films.
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Never heard of him. Is he RedLetterMedia? Looks like their review shits on Phantom Menace, but not gonna watch it till after Return of the Jedi.

 
Fargo

"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah?" Whoever wrote this script should be shot in the head! This piece of crap was so annoying to watch and half the characters seemed retarded!

 
TooMuchCoolness said:
Fargo

"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah?" Whoever wrote this script should be shot in the head! This piece of crap was so annoying to watch and half the characters seemed retarded!
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You have got to be joking. The characters are that way on purpose, it's Fargo Minnesota...

Written, produced, edited, and directed by the masterful Coen brothers. Fargo recieved 7 Academy Award nominations, won best screenplay and best actress. Won BAFTA and best director award. Inducted into the US National Film Registry.

94% on Rotten Tomatoes. Has been produced into a TV show currently airing, with a rating of 87 on Metacritic.

 
TooMuchCoolness said:
Fargo

"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah?" Whoever wrote this script should be shot in the head! This piece of crap was so annoying to watch and half the characters seemed retarded!
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I can't decide if you troll in here or just have insanely shitty taste in movies. Cause you hate on a ton of classics.
 
J7. said:
Ridiculous! There was no mention of this on the Amazon sale page, nor anywhere else without doing research. Stupid George Lucas! On that note, are Episodes 1-3 worth watching?
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Yeah. I liked Episode III the most from the recent ones. The younglings line in it was kind of funny.

 
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