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pitfallharry219 said:
Okay, so let's say the office where this friend normally goes has two different attending doctors, a male and a female. And he went to high school with the female one and might've gotten a hand party from her sister. That would be weird, right?
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Tell your "friend" to quit worrying about trivial shit and suck it up. Or just lose the nutsack over it. Either one. (hint: I'd choose option 1)

 
hand party hahaha

reminds me of hand banana from aqua teen hunger force

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pitfallharry219 said:
Okay, so let's say the office where this friend normally goes has two different attending doctors, a male and a female. And he went to high school with the female one and might've gotten a hand party from her sister. That would be weird, right?
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Is your "friend" worried that if the male doctor touches his balls he'll get a boner? Tell your friend exactly like Matt said "suck it up" or possibly loose a ball.

WWJD = What Would Jay Do
 
Bumslie said:
Is your "friend" worried that if the male doctor touches his balls he'll get a boner? Tell your friend exactly like Matt said "suck it up" or possibly loose a ball.

WWJD = What Would Jay Do
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I think Jay would hit on the female doctor, leading to her not helping him. Thus he loses a ball.

Or he doesn't go to the male doctor and loses a ball.

Or very serious things happened that maybe shouldn't be joked about, but too late.

 
Okay, guys. I lied. It's me, not my friend.

TMI (and not the good Velo kind):

I noticed this red bump, almost like a pimple, on the side of my ballbag earlier this week. It got more swollen a day or two later. I put warm compresses on it and it drained this cheesy looking stuff, so I figured that was the end of it. But then it swelled up even more and the pain got worse. It's fine if I'm sitting or lying down, but once I stand up and all the blood rushes it's unbearable. Trying to walk is the worst.

I'm guessing it's some kind of infected skin cyst with the way it feels when I put my fingers on it and can feel the sac under my skin. I'm sure I at least need some antibiotics. The timing just sucks with the holiday late in the week leading into the weekend.

And I think I'd prefer the male because he can understand the situation and the pain in that area.

 
that totally sucks man. i hope everything gets well and healthy soon. peace bro

also i have a ps4 in a box here but im playing sacra terra hidden object game...

also burnout paradise was a great book end for my ps3 gaming career. i still have tons of backlog but my burnout license says issued 2/9/09 and I finally platted it 11/27/14. nice almost 6 years with my ps3 and such a great game too. I think age of booty and burnout paradise were my first psn purchases. world at war was my first plat n then matt hazard. good times.

 
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Ahhhh, I'm such a moron.  After messing up yesterday with Maleficent, I set an alarm on my phone to remind me of Amazing Spider-Man 2's lightning deal, but this time, decided to leave my phone upstairs while eating lunch downstairs and forgot all about it again.  fuck me.

 
Seriously you guys have the craziest health issues. I think you all need to eat healthier and exercise more.

I will be over here pigging out on wings,pizza and beer. The some cake later.
 
Hope you get things sorted out Pitfall. Just remember the sooner you get in for medical issues it can prevent things from getting worse by waiting too long. Don't worry who's touching your balls as long as the doctor figures out the problem.

Keep the P.M.A.
 
DietCokeJunkey said:
I think Jay would hit on the female doctor, leading to her not helping him. Thus he loses a ball.

Or he doesn't go to the male doctor and loses a ball.

Or very serious things happened that maybe shouldn't be joked about, but too late.
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Everything should be joked about.

I've had many doctors/nurses (both male and female) look at my junk. The only time I was embarrassed was when my oncologist was looking at it and had the receptionist come in to talk about something completely unrelated so she got a full eyeful as well.

 
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uglypete said:
Ahhhh, I'm such a moron. After messing up yesterday with Maleficent, I set an alarm on my phone to remind me of Amazing Spider-Man 2's lightning deal, but this time, decided to leave my phone upstairs while eating lunch downstairs and forgot all about it again. fuck me.
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Next time just PM me your account information and I'll take care of it.
 
pharmacrest said:
Seriously you guys have the craziest health issues. I think you all need to eat healthier and exercise more.

I will be over here pigging out on wings,pizza and beer. The some cake later.
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You should just consider yourself lucky that you've had decent health. When it starts going downhill it's really a mind fuck.
 
Bums I do consider myself lucky. I have a bad back and torn deltoid and that's it. I dont take any meds except the occasional painkiller. I see all these people here and at work having health issues. I am very lucky. That's why I think I should have been a pharmacist.

Pharmacist so I could get more painkillers.
 
Sorry pitfall, I can't bring myself to click on that spoiler. I don't know if you have a pic locked and loaded in there, but I really can't take that shit on a day like today. I can't even quote your post because it will show me the spoiler too. I just hope whatever it is, you get it taken care of and goes well. Godspeed brother.

 
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Bums I do consider myself lucky. I have a bad back and torn deltoid and that's it. I dont take any meds except the occasional painkiller. I see all these people here and at work having health issues. I am very lucky. That's why I think I should have been a pharmacist.

Pharmacist so I could get more painkillers.
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"The occasional painkiller." That's the biggest lie I've ever heard!
 
K so I've had all my random, unnecessary shit piled up in a spare bedroom upstairs for the last two years since I've moved in.  I've slowly worked on it over that time, but today I took care of all the rest of it.  So now both my spare bedrooms are relatively clean.  The only thing I really need for them to be perfect are a few display tables/cases. 

So that was my productive effort for the day.  If you guys wanna see some pics of my nerdy shit, let me know.  I know some of you are into that sort of stuff as well.

 
So, that Far Cry 4 multiplayer is surprisingly fun. One side seems a little more powerful thanks to the one hit arrows and stealth but since you play as both sides it balances most of that out. Not something I'll be playing a month from now but it makes that multiplayer trophy relatively pain free.

Still need to get the co-op vehicle takedown trophy.

 
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I used to have a cyst on my ankle about the size of a golfball. Never bothered me, but when I had to get surgery for my broken ankle/leg, they said there was no way they could do what they needed to do without removing it. Then they said that they wanted to send it to a lab, because the liquid inside it wasn't something they were familiar with. It came back from the lab with a note that basically said "We don't know what the fuck this is."

I'm weird.

 
hey Pitfall hope you get that straightened out.  I think its pretty ballsy to ask for serious advice in this thread.

So, I ordered Smash Wii U a while ago during a Target B2G1 glitch.  Shipped last week and I got it today.  Opened it up and the little order slip inside was for a "Bram Chua" in Jersey.  I live in NH.  Luckliy it was the same item and there's no card information on it (I had used a GC anyway) but still pretty strange...

 
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Fun fact, the Xbox 360 version apparently doesn't have fireworks on this floor based on the youtube walkthroughs.

 
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Wow... I woke up today and asked myself "Where on earth am I going to find some good nutsack conversation today? Not just any nutsack conversation mind you, but some deeply personal and detailed nutsack conversation?"

Thanks pitfall!

(and good luck; sounds like the opposite of fun)
 
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Another day of gluttony. This time 3 kinds of smoked ribs. The habanero ones were the best. Plus homemade coleslaw and baked beans with bacon and hotdogs, baby! Yeah!
 
[quote name="Vigilante" post="12285236" timestamp="1417306179"]I'm going to start Dead Space tonight. It's been far too long.[/quote]

You won't be disappointed. Easily one of my favorite PS3 games.
 
Thanks for all the well-wishes on my testicles, guys!

Also, damn. Why can't Florida State just lose already? With Mississippi State losing, it looks like TCU will jump into the top 4 playoff ranking. I'd love to see them turn the whole playoff on its ear and win the title.

 
Okami:
Any of you have any advice on how many vengeance slips, exorcism slips, etc that I'll need to bring with me for the final demon gate trial?

Should have the plat next weekend at the latest.
 
tylerh1701 said:
K so I've had all my random, unnecessary shit piled up in a spare bedroom upstairs for the last two years since I've moved in. I've slowly worked on it over that time, but today I took care of all the rest of it. So now both my spare bedrooms are relatively clean. The only thing I really need for them to be perfect are a few display tables/cases.

So that was my productive effort for the day. If you guys wanna see some pics of my nerdy shit, let me know. I know some of you are into that sort of stuff as well.
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Two years?! I don't think I could have done anything until that was done.

 
Good luck pitfall. That sounds no good and painful and nutty. I'm sure it'll be fine once you get the ball rolling and see a doctor (male or female).
 
Vigilante said:
I'm going to start Dead Space tonight. It's been far too long.
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You've seriously never played it? How does that happen? Given how much you liked TEW, you're in for a treat. Definitely my favorite game of that type behind RE4. The play is pretty easy too (you might notice I even have it).

Edit: Just saw your follow up post. Enjoy playing through again!
 
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I've got all 3 DS games on PC. Haven't touched a one. :( Quite a few games I want to play on PC but I really need to buckle down and work on the PS3 backlog with as much as I've added to it lately.

 
Vigilante said:
I'm going to start Dead Space tonight. It's been far too long.
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Awesome, I didn't play it til this year either. If you're going for the plat, I did the one gun and hardest difficulty together on my second playthrough, and that worked out pretty well. First playthrough, just play however you want and go for the kills with each gun. The only frustrating trophy is the asteroid one.

I still need to start jc2
 
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