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[quote name='massermind19']there's a postshow going on right now on WWE.com[/QUOTE]
I caught the interview with Cena. I think his biggest problem is transparency. It's too painfully obvious that he's not hip-hop, he's not street, and that he's a Little Lord Upper Middle Class Fauntleroy from suburban Massachusetts. There's nothing "real" about him, and he's just laughable.
This is, of course, ignoring what a miserable wrestler he is (something that, given the popularity of many wrestlers over history, isn't a big deal when it comes to main eventers). Cena's just not believable in the slightest.
Look at it this way: people made fun of "Snow" and "Vanilla Ice" for a reason, and it had little to do with their race. It was because they were transparent whores who were willing to do anything and everything to be and remain popular and adored, but in the end, nobody wants to be a fan of a jackass who lacks sincerity but possesses a giant checkbook.
Cena is that same whore. If they told him that he was to change his gimmick to become "Barnacle Bill," he'd rush out to buy a sailor's cap, peacoat and turtleneck sweater. Why? Because he's a ing whore, that's why. That's also why nobody likes him.
I caught the interview with Cena. I think his biggest problem is transparency. It's too painfully obvious that he's not hip-hop, he's not street, and that he's a Little Lord Upper Middle Class Fauntleroy from suburban Massachusetts. There's nothing "real" about him, and he's just laughable.
This is, of course, ignoring what a miserable wrestler he is (something that, given the popularity of many wrestlers over history, isn't a big deal when it comes to main eventers). Cena's just not believable in the slightest.
Look at it this way: people made fun of "Snow" and "Vanilla Ice" for a reason, and it had little to do with their race. It was because they were transparent whores who were willing to do anything and everything to be and remain popular and adored, but in the end, nobody wants to be a fan of a jackass who lacks sincerity but possesses a giant checkbook.
Cena is that same whore. If they told him that he was to change his gimmick to become "Barnacle Bill," he'd rush out to buy a sailor's cap, peacoat and turtleneck sweater. Why? Because he's a ing whore, that's why. That's also why nobody likes him.