Contest (CAGcast #108) Win Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) w/Art Book!

[Dave4086]

Two words:

Turkish Prison

 

[Hostile]

I'd read "Old Yeller" to the devil.

 

[katzd2007]

Simply put Womat if he can make little kids cry he can make a devil cry.
J/K though Wombat

 

[Raider]

Make him play Devil May Cry 4. ouch.

 

[keyweez360]

I'd whip out the Auto-9 and blow one of his horns off.

Yup.

 

[buzzcola]

make him listen to major nelson

 

[tsunami_bomb3r]

talk about his dead human mother.

 

[doraemonkerpal]

I would force him to argue in threads on gamefaqs. :lol:

 

[kube00]

Well here are a few things I would do, go make him play Looney Tunes Acme Arsenal for Wii while I kick him in the nuts repeatably.

Or make him surf the gamefaqs social boards until he cries due to the lack of grammar, general order, and/or anything that makes sense.

 

[LedZep1]

It's easy to make the devil cry, just take one from Valve's playbook;

make him incinerate his companion cube.

 

[wsninja]

Id tell em his mom wears combat boots...and then say how do ya like them apples!

 

[PenguinoMF]

Kick his ass at fiddling.

 

[fieldkillah]

Sodomize him with a crucifix lubed up with holy water

 

[COLTSbaby1]

If you bought an HD DVD player the Devil "inside" will cry!

 

[H.Cornerstone]

make him watch Old Yeller.

 

[Rig]

Make him listen to Soulja Boy.

 

[Jake_Jenova]

Tie him up in a chair while holding his eyes up watching re-runs of "The Golden Girls" on Lifetime!

 

[Porksta]

Buy him this:

http://flickr.com/photos/sepultura/2282088722/

 

[primedrctv]

and then lock him in my room, with only the worst games for each system, like: Kriss-Kross, make my video, Atari Pac-Man, Shaq Fu, Drake, Kabuki Warriors, and Bomberman Act Zero. Eventually, He would cry, just to be let out.

 

[controlcommerce]

Tell him he invested all his money into HD-DVD.

 

[pablo_vllj]

Give him a puppy for a month or two so becomes attached to it, then install a time bomb on the puppy, tell the devil that the bomb is connected to a nintendo 64 and the only way to pause the timer is by playing superman 64 over and over...

 

[xraytd]

Holy water in the face!

 

[vanilla_shakin_it]

force him to play superman 64...FOR AN ETERNITY!

 

[Bojizzle]

Take away his control over the American government

 

[dragonsho]

Make him watch Mind of Mencia forever.

 

[Arcademode]

I'd make him listen to the Shipwrecks!
Ouch!

 

[Jerry-kun]

I'd remind him that his only reason for existence is as a counterbalance, to ensure that mankind does, in fact, have true free will, and that his rebellion and subsequent banishment were pre-planned. Pretty sure that'd do it.

Or possibly just erase his nearly complete KH2 save file, after completing Jiminy's Journal but not having finished the final battle. That'd make me cry, anyway.

 

[maskmanx]

Have Val Kimmer eat Hoff's' left over sloppy burger, and take a huge crap on his hoofs and tell him it's Kanuki foot gel. Then tell Billy Blanks (SHOWDOWN) to get him to practice karate at Billy's Bootcamp with the crap on his feet. Billy Blanks will be instructing with dubbed over japanese. Then George Takai comes out and stabs him with a fencing sword. If he doesn't cry after that, you send him tickets to Wizard World LA a month after the covention.

 

[Alcedes]

D.T.T. devil titty twister

 

[Darkshowdo]

Id Stuff him In my Sister Closet and make him Torture Her.... Then id get bored of it then i kill it off with a chainsaw then take some holy water ( The Power of Christ Comples you), Then Burn it to ashes, then say here want him back?!

 

[Prowl]

Make him use a PC, not a mac.

 

[mriswyth]

Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in noimine Jesu Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti, ut descedas ab hoc plasmate Dei CheapyD, quod Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet in eo. Per eumdem Christum Dominum nostrum, qui venturus est judicare vivos et mortuos, et saeculum per ignem.

 

[moleson]

give him the link to meatspin.com

 

[FrEaKsHoW]

That is awesome. Man, I remeber tose good old days.

 

[arcticsilver]

give him 56k... dialupppppp

 

[Cursor]

Show him a naked picture of Wombat?

 

[TyRiKe]

have him watch a couple episodes of Hanna Montana

 

[genneo]

I would kill him, would you kindly.

 

[Purkeynator]

Make him beat Ninja Gaiden Black on the hardest difficulty

 

[HotShotX]

I'd tell him that now that the format wars are over, he's out of a job and Sony doesn't need his ass anymore.

~HotShotX

 

[petrieslastword]

Make him wait for a 20 minute install to play his game?

I kid I kid.

 

[ProtoEXE88]

I would have to beat him at the Fiddle.

 

[strdr4]

Neuter him.

 

[Z_meista]

I'll make him play the Bible Game forever!

 

[Hurricanespence]

It's been said before, but I'd say out-fiddling him is still the best.

 

[Hsith]

Holy water on his eyes, then I'll teabag him

 

[Whambamm]

I'd make it so everyone acts like he doesn't exist, then he'd wallow in his loneliness.

 

[blackhole82]

Drink all his kool aid

 

[JoshiePoo757]

Nero is a $$$ a punk a no good motherer. he would'nt share his 8 ball of coke with me Dante you are a punk a $$$ a mother ing piece of shit. I would break his back, his ass and make him humble.

 

[Loonknight]

Force him to watch the "Best" movies of all time for all eternity. Movies such as..."Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie, Lawnmower man II: Beyond Cyberspace, Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation, Speed 2: Cruise Control." (just the thought of those movies again...::shudder: