Contest (CAGcast #108) Win Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) w/Art Book!

[Terabyte7]

Lock him in a small room with Hillary Clinton.

 

[noblehuman]

cut onions in front of his face

 

[sayHey]

Make him play himself, on expert, at guitar hero III.

 

[mkg12]

Cut off all the white from his finger nails. His wife doesn't like that.

 

[dude2003]

have him play ET

 

[Morpheus]

Put him against George W. Bush. Mission accomplished!!!

 

[DrCaligari]

Mace him with Axe body spray.

 

[Gamer SDP]

a la anime antagonist-be even more evil then the devil and torture him until he is writhing in pain and begs for some holy water

 

[mac101010]

sing "How Could This Happen To Me" by Simple Plan

 

[dekar350]

Super Soaker with Holy Water. Thank you, From Dusk til Dawn!

 

[Decepticreep]

Take him to a sad movie.

 

[atomsk]

cut his head off... with my penis.

 

[McBacon]

Probably just go with the nut stamp.

 

[neonglow]

Take over his realm.

 

[TheHiei]

Make him sit through the 25 minute installation of this game,

 

[sith_mog]

Show him 2 girls with 1 cup

 

[ravenxl]

Have him endure the trials and tribulations of the XBox 360 repair program.

 

[pinebarrens]

waterboarding

 

[Overclocked]

I would make him drink cold diet coke (that stuff burns!) really fast ... diet coke made with holy water.

 

[DreadMech]

Play Soldier of Fortune: Payback

or

Sit and wait for the 5GB installation time for DMC4 to play it.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Bake muffins, and not share any with him.

Either that or rip off his head, piss down his throat, and then shove his face so far up his ass that he's forced to drink it.

But I'll probably go with the muffins.

 

[Gregory_Tea]

You don't.............he makes YOU cry.

 

[smarkbran]

make him play devil may cry 2....GAWD that game sucked balls!

 

[Top4t]

show him a pic of cheapys frombie!

 

[yowoe]

Make/convince him to buy bad games- at full retail! E.g., Convince/persuade him to buy Cruis'n, or some equally bad shovelware.

 

[thadwhit]

shit on its face.

 

[pelf21]

holy water in the face....

 

[miyamotofreak]

Make him play Devil May Cry 2.

 

[corrosivefrost]

i'd taunt him about never being able to go home or get a hug from his father.

 

[darkandlong]

Pretty easy: Make it watch Old Yeller.

 

[fleethefactory]

Go pee-pee in his Coke.

 

[Longshot099]

Make him play Devil May Cry 3 (original edition) on the hardest difficulty level. (The GH remake made this game playable!)

 

[BLUEMANRULE]

Praying for a devil always kills it! Kindness is a jab while prayer is the right cross (haymaker, if you will).

 

[nadsofed]

Devil's don't cry.

 

[DJSteel]

Force him to complete Superman 64..

 

[phreak5k]

'em up

 

[Damianogre]

I'd bite him in the butt. That always makes devils cry.

 

[itachiitachi]

shoot his dog.

 

[Batmonkey]

I'd beat his ass with a bag of onions.

 

[SnatchMan]

I would give him a xbox360 with the rrod and make him play sonic the hedgehog on the ps3.

 

[Quiet Storm]

Tell Him GTA4 was pushed back again!

 

[Limet]

I'd Send Brittney Spears down there...

 

[maxgle]

Make everyone believe in God or give devil Shaq Fu for SNES.

 

[KongaKing]

I'd show him a childhood picture of shipwreck

 

[nadroj1485]

Id force him to listen to an entire IGN podcast.

 

[Niblet]

RRoD his 360.

 

[Dreamer]

I would make him save all the little fishies in Downstream Panic!

 

[Infinity]

I'd play all of the segments of the CAGcast about poop, farts, or a frombe picture. From the past 6 months.

 

[gatorcat]

First, I would start by pulling out her little back hairs...I would then run an ice cube seductively down her back. Yep, that should do it.

 

[muddyjunk]

Strap that bastard into the eye-prying seat from Clockwork Orange, open meatspin.com