Well I was at Best Buy with my high interest credit card in hand to purchase the game, and this horde of Vikings were trying to chase me down. They were knocking over all the DVD endcaps, too, how rude of them. Anyway.
So the vikings were chasing me down, and all of a sudden this wombat with a bandana over its mouth came up and went all ninja-like on the Vikings, and they were all dying, and spraying blood all over the mobile phone section... and by the way, let me mention that that is INCREDIBLY rude of the Vikings, I think there was too much caffeine in them, and the Wombat had seen Kill Bill Volume 4 or something.
The Wombat was all over them like a spider monkey hopped up on Mountain Dew, and then a buncha pirates came by and looked like they wanted a piece of the action, but then they saw all the viking corpses and they were like, "Here, let me buy this game for you, big guy." And they did, and then before I could leave the store they asked if they could borrow the game since they bought it and all, and I was all "Sure." And they were all "Thanks." And when I turned around, the wombat was like, gone. And then I forgot to get the address of the pirates, and I never saw the game again.