List of things found in my closet:
13 fake blood capsules, box of knives, fake beard, makeup box, yellow vest, scorpion keychain, baller shoes (with golden aglets), Iraqi flag, black cape, weight lifting gloves, incriminating photos, Swat team shirt, Female Arby's uniform, Persona 3 gamecrazy tee, timeshift promo materials, N64 rumble pak, Great White Shark ballcap, Cape made of ripped tee shirt, 6 bars of forensic putty, hardhat, boxcutter, Gandalf replica staff, list of running mates for prez-campaign, 11 shoeboxes of Love Letters, 4 journals.