Metroid Samus Thongs $15.97 @ SEARS - WTF?! LOL

[quote name='Mafiacrooks']Shipping kills the deal...[/QUOTE]

WTF, NO JOKE.

$.01 shipping is hilarious, but WTF:

Item: White Thong of Metroid Samus
Standard shipping (arrive 2/16 - 2/18) $0.01
Premium shipping (2/10) $250.00
Expedited shipping (2/11) $100.00

When I bought my TV, 3 day shipping was $60... WTF were they thinking with those estimates?! Try the shipping calculator out your self!
 
[quote name='SonictheHedgehog1337']In for 1. I can always use another banana hammock. Thanks OP.[/QUOTE]

More like PLANTAIN Hammock!

...just shaq-fuing with ya, man.
 
[quote name='avrame']WTF, NO JOKE.

$.01 shipping is hilarious, but WTF:

Item: White Thong of Metroid Samus
Standard shipping (arrive 2/16 - 2/18) $0.01
Premium shipping (2/10) $250.00
Expedited shipping (2/11) $100.00

When I bought my TV, 3 day shipping was $60... WTF were they thinking with those estimates?! Try the shipping calculator out your self![/QUOTE]

Buying the rest of the stock with Premium Shipping FTW!!!!
 
[quote name='PraiseChaos']Power to tha playaz[/QUOTE]


[quote name='Nightmarecast25']Thongs or the Samus thongs?
I am trying to see if you are a gamer or thong hoarder. ;)[/QUOTE]


LMFAO!

this thread is full of lulz :applause:

I was gonna order one but can't afford fast shipping and need for valentines day :cry:

oh well.. looks like have to buy used from gamestop, store locator says there's one in stock, better call and have them hold it for me, maybe they throw in free preorder bonus code for a rumble massage too
 
Hee hee, this is awesome. :lol: I'd never have thought something like this would exist.

If it were normal underwear and I was a girl, I'd wear them :D
 
[quote name='AdultLink']This thread is worthless without pics ;)[/QUOTE]




White_Thong_of_Metroid_Samus.jpg
 
[quote name='Chemosh013']Deal sucks. I picked this up for half the price, used from gamestop.[/QUOTE]

Wonder if they marked them up or down for being used.
 
[quote name='acsguitar']Nintenndo wii is tsutpid! 3x360 halo fTW x1000@01!

Also thies deal is forr uk onley?[/QUOTE]

LMFAO! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
[quote name='Dr. Dib']If you look at his Amazon profile, he basically just puts images of popular characters on various items and sells them.

I personally prefer this item to all his other items.[/QUOTE]


The Twilight thong should only be worn when one is on menstrual cycle and you have a real life achievement list. My friend told me that some may want to have a real life list of achievements since many like achievements on their 360. If that is so than you would get these messages:

For the Guys:

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Red Wings

For the Ladies:

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Wow, you really got someone to do that wearing those?


Possible stackable life achievements for both:

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: HIV, Aides, Herpes, Syphilis, Goneria, or any other STD way to stay off that Trojan horse.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bastard Child

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: When the red river was a flowing, you took the dirt road.

And of course for myself:

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: You have been Banned from CAG :cry:
 
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