Paris Hilton going to jail- weaseled out, then brought back!! Haha!!

I bet this is the first time Paris has ever been punished fr anything in her life.

By the way Zen Davis, could you please post those images as thumbnails?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I bet this is the first time Paris has ever been punished fr anything in her life.[/QUOTE]

It's pretty sad isn't it? Her mommy let her snort cocaine, sleep with every man under the sun and even helped her promote her sex tape. It's no wonder she was calling out for her.

And those new pics are awesome! I especially like the 2nd and 4th.
 
[quote name='Scrubking']It's pretty sad isn't it? Her mommy let her snort cocaine, sleep with every man under the sun and even helped her promote her sex tape. It's no wonder she was calling out for her.

And those new pics are awesome! I especially like the 2nd and 4th.[/quote]

That's the only reason I can think of why she is having "a breakdown". The concept of consequences is foreign to her. From what I understand she is in a room by herself. No hard labor, no shower soap, no inmates threantening her. Even in jail she has it better than everyone else.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']That's the only reason I can think of why she is having "a breakdown". The concept of consequences is foreign to her. From what I understand she is in a room by herself. No hard labor, no shower soap, no inmates threantening her. Even in jail she has it better than everyone else.[/QUOTE]

very true
 
some good macros, some crap ones....schadenfreude and "never forget" ftmfw.
 
[quote name='DJSteel']my question is, what sentence would a normal person get?? 45 days in jail?? i dunno about that...[/QUOTE]
90-120 days I believe, for a repeat offense like that.
 
i hope she never comes out


Actually, that's a pub-boosting card she's probably not too far away from playing, if only for a very 'trendy' six months.

Oh no, I used the paraphrase marks again!
 
[quote name='jmcc']You're agreeing with the judge then, so why are you still blubbering so profusely about this?[/quote]

My issue has never been so much with the decision to send her back to jail, but rather with the fact that she was ever put in the position to be jerked around. So yeah, if she was reassigned for invalid or inappropriate reasons, then shame on the decision makers there; they're the ones I'm saying F'd up, in that case. That's all, I'm just commenting on the situation as a whole when I say she was wronged with the jerk-around. (If, however, she was reassigned for valid reasons and then had that reversed primarily because of the nasty public outcry, then shame on the judge...but I won't assume that to be the case.)

But, you're right about one thing: no use discussing the story any further. :) I've said my piece and the tale is over and done with anyway (she is not appealing the decision, so it's a done deal).
 
All kidding aside, I am holding out hope that she learns something from this and maybe will do something positive for once in her life. I know that is a stretch though.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']My issue has never been so much with the decision to send her back to jail, but rather with the fact that she was ever put in the position to be jerked around. So yeah, if she was reassigned for invalid or inappropriate reasons, then shame on the decision makers there; they're the ones I'm saying F'd up, in that case. That's all, I'm just commenting on the situation as a whole when I say she was wronged with the jerk-around. (If, however, she was reassigned for valid reasons and then had that reversed primarily because of the nasty public outcry, then shame on the judge...but I won't assume that to be the case.)[/QUOTE]It was her connections that sprung her without the court's consent. It's her sheriff buddy's fault for overstepping his bounds in trying to comfort a celebrity. She did it completely to herself. Why you're trying to pass the blame off on the court, I'm not sure, but the entire debacle is solely on her head.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']They just said on the news that she will not appeal the case further and will serve her time.[/quote]
Ooo, that's a promising sparkle of a lesson learned.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']They just said on the news that she will not appeal the case further and will serve her time.[/quote]

Well, she also said that she would just serve her time and be 'brave' before she went in. We'll see what happens tomorrow.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']They just said on the news that she will not appeal the case further and will serve her time.[/QUOTE]

:)
 
that's awesome.


if there's complete media coverage of her time in jail with a post-release interview of how she "survived" jail, I'm going to eat kittens for breakfast.

edit: I always thought Oops! I did it again was just a clever/ironic login.
 
[quote name='camoor']This case sure brought out the angry nerds who aren't getting any.

Why is Fox not promoting the next reality tv hit - "The Pokey Life"[/QUOTE]


yeah, cause you're level headed and calm about everything, especially when it comes to politics? :roll: maybe I should accuse you of having a small cock or something? jeez.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Ooo, that's a promising sparkle of a lesson learned.[/quote]


the lesson learned is that she can milk this for more attention and publicity and once again when you think her 15 minutes are up she sneaks in and turns the fuckin hourglass over and it starts all over again. its sad to even try and think back to a time when her fucking name wasnt all over the news or tv or the internet.
 
[quote name='lokizz']the lesson learned is that she can milk this for more attention and publicity and once again when you think her 15 minutes are up she sneaks in and turns the fuckin hourglass over and it starts all over again. its sad to even try and think back to a time when her fucking name wasnt all over the news or tv or the internet.[/QUOTE]


Exactly.
When she gets out.. there's gonna be SOO much media about it! OMG PARIS' LAST DAY!1!
Makes ya think of what exactly kind of shit she's gonna pull when she's out? Play the sad victim? Or be like "LOL JAIL. ::goes back and does cocaine off of man's cock::"
 
I guess I'm alone in kindof feeling sorry for her. I mean, the Sheriff was the one that let her out. If I was in her place and the Sheriff gave he that option I would take it no questions ask. But then, to get thrown back into jail just when you thought you would be getting just house arrest. I can understand why she had the breakdown in court...
 
[quote name='MadFlava']I guess I'm alone in kindof feeling sorry for her. I mean, the Sheriff was the one that let her out. If I was in her place and the Sheriff gave he that option I would take it no questions ask. But then, to get thrown back into jail just when you thought you would be getting just house arrest. I can understand why she had the breakdown in court...[/QUOTE]It wouldn't strike you as odd that a sheriff was countermanding a judges orders?
 
how can you feel bad about someone trying to manipulate the system and getting shutdown when all she needed to do was hire a driver until she got her license back... she should be happy she only has to do half the time most normal people get and she should be also okay that it's not really going to affect her career like most normal people...she got off lightly
 
Best picture ever:
2409-wow.jpg

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2409
 
[quote name='DJSteel']how can you feel bad about someone trying to manipulate the system and getting shutdown when all she needed to do was hire a driver until she got her license back... she should be happy she only has to do half the time most normal people get and she should be also okay that it's not really going to affect her career like most normal people...she got off lightly[/QUOTE]


It's not going to affect her career because she doesn't have one.
 
[quote name='lilboo']It's not going to affect her career because she doesn't have one.[/quote]

exactly...she is entirely unaffected by the situation... If I go to jail like this.. I lose my job..and it's hard getting a job with a dui
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Best picture ever:
[/QUOTE]

"Keep your head up."

There's a joke in there somewhere, like "Keep the head up" or "Keep your head [giving] up" or something.
 
Damn that's a sad bunch right there!

I can't understand Paris fans. What are they fans of because Paris doesn't do shit? Are they fans of her skankyness? Are they fans of her rich, racist snobery? Are they fans of her utter lack of intelligence or common sense?

That bunch is a herd of sheep if I've ever seen one. Swooning over someone who would never give them the time of day and will never see them as anything more than the poor help.
 
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton says she will no longer "act dumb."

The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site.

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying. (Blog: Is Paris receiving justice?

After spending three days in jail in a reckless driving case, Hilton was briefly released to home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. She is now housed in the medical ward of a maximum-security detention center. (Watch Hilton go to jail Video)

According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, the 26-year-old socialite called her mom on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect.

Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/11/paris.hilton.ap/index.html


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='Paris']"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.[/QUOTE]

You got to be mother fucking kidding me!
 
Great Slate article discussing what has largely remained an undiscussed side to this whole situation...

http://www.slate.com/id/2168128/fr/rss/

I'll post the most major bits and pieces:

At some point toward the middle of last Friday, it seemed to me, one was being made a spectator to a small but important injustice. Those gloating and jeering headlines, showing a tearful child being hauled back to jail, had the effect of making me feel sick. So, you finally got the kid to weep on camera? Are you happy now?
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At this point, she cries aloud for her mother and exclaims that it "isn't right." And then the real pelting begins. In Toronto, where I happened to be on the relevant day, the Star filled its whole front page with a photograph of her tear-swollen face, under the stern headline "CRYBABY." I didn't at all want to see this, but what choice did I have? It was typical of a universal, inescapable coverage. Not content with seeing her undressed and variously penetrated, it seems to be assumed that we need to watch her being punished and humiliated as well. The supposedly "broad-minded" culture turns out to be as prurient and salacious as the elders in The Scarlet Letter. Hilton is legally an adult but the treatment she is receiving stinks—indeed it reeks—of whatever horrible, buried, vicarious impulse underlies kiddie porn and child abuse.
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I cannot imagine what it might be like, while awaiting a prison sentence for a tiny infraction, to see dumb-ass TV-addicted crowds howling with easy, complicit laughter as Sarah Silverman (a culpably unfunny person) describes your cell bars being painted to look like penises and jokes heavily about your teeth being at risk because you might gnaw on them. And this on prime time, and unrebuked. Lynching parties used to be fiestas, as we have no right to forget, and the ugly coincidence of sexual nastiness—obscenity is the right name for it—and vengefulness is what seems to lend the savor to the Saturnalia. There must be more than one "gossip" writer who has already rehearsed for the day that Paris Hilton takes a despairing overdose. And what a glorious day of wall-to-wall coverage that will be!
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[quote name='Scrubking']That bunch is a herd of sheep if I've ever seen one. Swooning over someone who would never give them the time of day and will never see them as anything more than the poor help.[/quote]

LoL - aren't you a fan of Dubya?

Mmmmm, delicious irony...
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']Great Slate article discussing what has largely remained an undiscussed side to this whole situation...

http://www.slate.com/id/2168128/fr/rss/

I'll post the most major bits and pieces:[/quote]

It's all true.

I reserve my contempt for the hypocrites. I don't remember any coverage of Skilling going to jail. Foley's jailing (a true predator) was a blip in the daily news. Scooter is getting some ongoing coverage, but that's only because of the drama around whether he will actually serve any jailtime for a much more serious crime (probably not)

Everyone saw a little conceited blonde rich girl that they could turn the tables on, and wow did they ever. It feels more like the French revolution then the 21st century.
 
[quote name='camoor']It's all true.

I reserve my contempt for the hypocrites. I don't remember any coverage of Skilling going to jail. Foley's jailing (a true predator) was a blip in the daily news. Scooter is getting some ongoing coverage, but that's only because of the drama around whether he will actually serve any jailtime for a much more serious crime (probably not)

Everyone saw a little conceited blonde rich girl that they could turn the tables on, and wow did they ever. It feels more like the French revolution then the 21st century.[/quote]Maybe you missed the non-jailing related airtime Paris got in relation to Jeffrey Skilling. She brought it on herself, acting dumb because it was "cute," by her own admission. If she were an anonymous Hilton heiress who got in trouble, this wouldn't be the circus it is.
 
[quote name='botticus']Maybe you missed the non-jailing related airtime Paris got in relation to Jeffrey Skilling. She brought it on herself, acting dumb because it was "cute," by her own admission. If she were an anonymous Hilton heiress who got in trouble, this wouldn't be the circus it is.[/quote]

Oh yeah, because Skilling always acted like a well-mannered, principled businessman - he never acted the part of rebellious bad boy to get attention. He never called a business analyst (who was raising legit concerns) an "a$$hole" in a very public, very high-profile phone call (wow, what an intelligent move there). He never publicized his Enron Exec club of bad boys who spent company funds on extreme sport-rides through the desert and stripper gfs. He never created company videos where he openly joked about his phony "mark-to-market" schemes that were built simply to raise stock value on worthless business deals (again - really smart move, Paris has nothing on this guy!).

But I guess it's OK, because one of these people was a white-collar 'master of the universe' who represents the elite that we're brainwashed into not questioning, who wore a suit, did not overtly offend the pseudo-christian values of this country and did a better job of acting sorry.
 
[quote name='camoor']Oh yeah, because Skilling always acted like a well-mannered, principled businessman - he never acted the part of rebellious bad boy to get attention. He never called a business analyst (who was raising legit concerns) an "a$$hole" in a very public, very high-profile phone call (wow, what an intelligent move there). He never publicized his Enron Exec club of bad boys who spent company funds on extreme sport-rides through the desert and stripper gfs. He never created company videos where he openly joked about his phony "mark-to-market" schemes that were built simply to raise stock value on worthless business deals (again - really smart move, Paris has nothing on this guy!).

But I guess it's OK, because one of these people was a white-collar 'master of the universe' who represents the elite that we're brainwashed into not questioning, who wore a suit, did not overtly offend the pseudo-christian values of this country and did a better job of acting sorry.[/quote]Was all of that on the entertainment/evening news for the publc's general consumption? If it was, I must have missed it, so that's the point. No one cared then, no one cared when he was jailed. Just like the other numerous white collar executives who go to prison that no one has ever even heard of.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that there are some people who do stupid things (Skilling) and some people who do stupid things to get on the news (Paris).
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']Since when has drunk driving with a suspended liscense become a tiny infraction?[/quote]


not to mention having 2 duis. people need to see beyond who it is and look at what it says when a celebe any celeb gets preferential treatment in the law. put aside the fact its being covered on tv and think abotu it if you were to drive on a suspended liscense and get caught doing it do you think theyd suspend your sentence or cut it in half? youd go to jail and lose your liscense for who knows how long. and like many people have said shes freakin rich she could have hired a driver so theres no excuse for driving liek she did aside from showing us that she felt above the law and when it caught up to her now she cries? fuck her and all the other people who do this and then expect pity.
 
[quote name='botticus']Was all of that on the entertainment/evening news for the publc's general consumption? If it was, I must have missed it, so that's the point. No one cared then, no one cared when he was jailed. Just like the other numerous white collar executives who go to prison that no one has ever even heard of.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that there are some people who do stupid things (Skilling) and some people who do stupid things to get on the news (Paris).[/quote]

Does making company videos that joke about how you are defrauding the American people to enrich yourself and proudly declaring in public "I am Enron" in front of publicity pics depicting you as a giant count as hubris and attention-seeking - is it smart when your company is a house of cards?

Does being on the cover of Time and Forbes, going on the offensive and claiming that Enron is better then ever while analysts are bringing down your sand castle count as making news?
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']Great Slate article discussing what has largely remained an undiscussed side to this whole situation...

http://www.slate.com/id/2168128/fr/rss/

I'll post the most major bits and pieces:[/QUOTE]
Bullshit. She's a fucking whore who got famous by having a sex tape of hers "leaked." She's had pictures taken of her using crack and weed and she's had two duis with suspended licenses. I have no sympathy for her dumb ass. The only reason why she was released early was because the sheriff had received a political contribution from her grandfather, posted earlier in this thread. This is like feeling bad for OJ Simpson or some shit.
 
Anyone wanna bet between Camoor and Oops! which one of them says that she's the closest thing America has to a queen first?
 
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