The Myspace OTT

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AngellicLulu

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Tips for a typical Myspace picture:

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Show pictures of cute cuddly animals, people will think you're sensitive.

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Do profile shots, always hides those features you want hidden ;-)

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Take pictures of kids, girls eat that stuff up. Say you're a volunteer or something.

Typical clevage shot
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And always show your best features. If you keep these tips in mind, you'll have girls flocking to your myspace. ;-)

Just remember, myspace is a big lie. You lie, they lie, we all lie.
 
our school sent out a threatening email about myspace and facebook accounts.. saying that employers often look up facebook and myspace accounts for prospective or current employees.

I only use facebook sparingly and don't put hardly anything on it.. so whatever.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']I approve of this cleavage shot. Err OTT.[/QUOTE]
Another OTT focusing on Lulu's assets?

Well, if it gets things moving...;)
 
You're forgetting the spam random people's invite box with requires so you can have 10,000 friends to make up for your utter lack of self esteem and guarantee yourself at least a half dozen internet stalkers.
 
For the scene myspacer, make your fingers look like a gun. Aim at head. Make sure your layered bangs totally show. And your eyes don't.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Myspace is for pedos and children.

Subby probably has 8 accounts. ;)[/quote]
I use it as a way to stay in touch with my friends because I know otherwise I'll drift away from them and that's sad.
 
[quote name='jer7583']our school sent out a threatening email about myspace and facebook accounts.. saying that employers often look up facebook and myspace accounts for prospective or current employees.

I only use facebook sparingly and don't put hardly anything on it.. so whatever.[/quote]

.... because it sure is easy to search through myspace and facebook for 1 particular person. Besides you can always lie when you fill out the info page.;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I use it as a way to stay in touch with my friends because I know otherwise I'll drift away from them and that's sad.[/QUOTE]

I use something similar... it's called a phone and Trillian ;)

And it's not nearly as obnoxious.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']I use something similar... it's called a phone and Trillian ;)

And it's not nearly as obnoxious.[/quote]
but then you have to contact each person individually. This is a way to keep track of everyone at once. I've never understood why people found myspace and livejournals obnoxious. When used to tell your friends how things are when you don't have time to contact them individually it's nice.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'].... because it sure is easy to search through myspace and facebook for 1 particular person. Besides you can always lie when you fill out the info page.;)[/QUOTE]

I don't know about your school, but facebook requires you to use your school email here.. our email accounts are [email protected] so that makes it pretty hard to hide who you are. Besides, most poeple post their actual names anyway, along with pictures.

A friend of mine got in big trouble because during a mock political campaign for professional com, they had to start a mudslinging type campaign. Well they found some pictures on facebook of their "opponent" drinking and being drunk , and emailed them to the class.. to prove she was a drunk and not fit for office... lol
 
[quote name='jer7583']I don't know about your school, but facebook requires you to use your school email here.. our email accounts are [email protected] so that makes it pretty hard to hide who you are. Besides, most poeple post their actual names anyway, along with pictures.

A friend of mine got in big trouble because during a mock political campaign for professional com, they had to start a mudslinging type campaign. Well they found some pictures on facebook of their "opponent" drinking and being drunk , and emailed them to the class.. to prove she was a drunk and not fit for office... lol[/quote]
You can change your email address on facebook.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Myspace? Myspace sucks and now this OTT does by association![/quote]
I was making fun of myspace for one. Though I like using it for keeping in touch purposes.
 
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Always post a picture of the family.

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Don't forget the 'scene' look.

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Put one up that shows how much cooler you are than your friends.

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Pretend you're famous.

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Kill any douchebag after.

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Make sure everyone knows your sensitive side.
 
See, i fixed that annoying problem of "keeping in touch" by running away from everyone. Now when I go to the mall, I play hide and seek with people that look like people I knew.

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Damn that's sad.
 
[quote name='jer7583']I don't know about your school, but facebook requires you to use your school email here.. our email accounts are [email protected] so that makes it pretty hard to hide who you are. Besides, most poeple post their actual names anyway, along with pictures.

A friend of mine got in big trouble because during a mock political campaign for professional com, they had to start a mudslinging type campaign. Well they found some pictures on facebook of their "opponent" drinking and being drunk , and emailed them to the class.. to prove she was a drunk and not fit for office... lol[/QUOTE]
I think that Facebook has a network-wide policy of using your college e-mail address to register. Isn't that how they know what school you go to?

Facebook could prove to be dangerous one of these days. After all, I'm the one who created the group that's devoted to using Wikipedia as a source, legitimate or not...and that may have been a bad idea on my part.

Oops? :lol:
 
wikipedia is good for general information, but never cite it. Professors get real pissed off at that, because it's not reliable or acceptable.
 
the best group at our school is the "Drinkers on a Dry Campus" A bunch of jocks who decided they'd show when and where they were drinking on campus to a generally available site.. retards.
 
:cry: Awww, I wanted to make the next OTT. But strangely enough my would have also included photos of furry animals, small children and pics of my cleavage.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']See, i fixed that annoying problem of "keeping in touch" by running away from everyone. Now when I go to the mall, I play hide and seek with people that look like people I knew.

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Damn that's sad.[/quote]
I did that with my best friend's ex-girlfriend, cause she thought I was the reason they broke up. And she's dating the guy I had a crush on in high school, so I had to dodge them both. Though they looked right at me and didn't recognize me. Good thing I wear makeup and more revealing clothing than my old unicorn bait self.
 
[quote name='dcfox']:cry: Awww, I wanted to make the next OTT. But strangely enough my would have also included photos of furry animals, small children and pics of my cleavage.[/QUOTE]
What would have been your title?
 
[quote name='dcfox']:cry: Awww, I wanted to make the next OTT. But strangely enough my would have also included photos of furry animals, small children and pics of my cleavage.[/quote]
Aww I promise you can have next.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Aww I promise you can have next.[/QUOTE]
You can't promise that.
 
[quote name='jmcc']You can't promise that.[/quote]
I can.
I'm trying to make him feel better so shush. He doesn't know my promises are empty.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I can.
I'm trying to make him feel better so shush. He doesn't know my promises are empty.
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Well why not just promise sex with whomsoever he chooses, then, if you're just making stuff up?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I can.
I'm trying to make him feel better so shush. He doesn't know my promises are empty.
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When I find out how to read what's between the spoiler tags I'll find out all your secrets.
 
[quote name='dcfox']When I find out how to read what's between the spoiler tags I'll find out all your secrets.[/quote]
You don't need to know any secrets, assuming I have any to tell. I gave you picture of boobies you should be happy and joyous. Though I'm no subby-poo.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']You don't need to know any secrets, assuming I have any to tell. I gave you picture of boobies you should be happy and joyous. Though I'm no subby-poo.[/QUOTE]
There's no proof that's your chest. It could be a cleverly posed ass, as in South Park.
 
[quote name='jmcc']There's no proof that's your chest. It could be a cleverly posed ass, as in South Park.[/quote]
Then you got a picture of my ass, either way you should be joyous.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Then you got a picture of my ass, either way you should be joyous.[/QUOTE]
Avast! Spurious logic!
 
[quote name='dcfox']"Super High Class Soup Lady" is hands down one of the worse titles for a porn movie.[/QUOTE]
Is it Japanese? It sounds kind of Engrishy.
 
[quote name='dcfox']"Super High Class Soup Lady" is hands down one of the worse titles for a porn movie.[/quote]
wow, are there low-class soup ladies? or just plain high class soup ladies?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Is it Japanese? It sounds kind of Engrishy.[/quote]
It is Japanese.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']wow, are there low-class soup ladies? or just plain high class soup ladies?[/quote]
I have to admit my experiences with soup ladies is very limited. The Don Juan of Soup Ladies you once knew me as was all just a lie :oops:
 
[quote name='dcfox']It is Japanese.


I have to admit my experiences with soup ladies is very limited. The Don Juan of Soup Ladies you once knew me as was all just a lie :oops:[/quote]
I wonder if it's just Japanese soup ladies that have this hierarchy system in place...
 
So.

Got my Axe Snake Peel shower scrub free smaple pack in the mail today.

In it, along with various promos and goodies, was:

One Arizone Valley and State newspaper snippet. Headline: "Boy, girl, 3 adults found slain". Other article sinclude "Aunt pleads to charge in niece's death" and "Arizona's politicos play Games, too- only nasty ones". It also included the obituaries.

It's ripped out, too. Not cut.

I feel frightened.
 
right now there are hella gnats where I live right now, the river is flooding so along come all these gnats. You have to cover your mouth everytime you are outside. I actually puked today at work cuz I swallowed so many of these bugs. It is fucking gross.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']right now there are hella gnats where I live right now, the river is flooding so along come all these gnats. You have to cover your mouth everytime you are outside. I actually puked today at work cuz I swallowed so many of these bugs. It is fucking gross.[/QUOTE]
They're just trying to get their bone on. Don't begrudge them that.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I wonder if it's just Japanese soup ladies that have this hierarchy system in place...[/QUOTE]
Is there such a thing as Japanese soup men?

This raises so many questions. I vote we get CheapyD to investigate for us, possibly by experiencing these soup ladies firsthand...:whistle2:k
 
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