(Falls asleep in front of keyboard, cue wavy transition effect)
(Dissolve in to a single spotlight on one Wombat in a tuxedo, holding a mic, with Boatcrash seated behind him, playing a hollow-body Gretsch electric guitar. Alone at circular table, complete with white tablecloth and one rose in the center is a star-stricken CheapyD.)
"Do...you...know what...today iiisss...it's our CAG-i-ver-sa-ryyy...it's our CAG-i-ver-sarrry..."
(Cut to CAG community bowing in all directions around Hobbit-sized Cheapy, Wombat, Super Programmer John, and Whip Smart Banky (for the trademark avatars).)