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Contest (CAGcast #110) Win Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom (360)


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#31 dacool561

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    Take a Look at This

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:00 PM

Cause i got 2hours of sleep due to this crappy flu =(

#32 DrunkMasterChief

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:02 PM

My Kingdom Is Under Fire because I yelled at my Xbox 360 because it scratched my disc. Then all of a sudden it fire attacked me. Three red lights came upon me and my castle came Under Fire:(. Now the battle of the red lights begins.

#33 Don Chubo

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    Defund NPR & CPB.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:11 PM

Because my neighbors are out to get me. It's me vs. them.
From the Book of Deluded and/or Ridiculous, Vol. 1, page 1, paragraph 1:

Oh, any ideology has people who speak quite crassly or aren't intellectually deep. Us on the left are proud of the fact that, despite knowing we have them, we don't elect them to office or treat them as vanguards of a movement.


Should we start with Biden, Hank Johnson, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Tony Wiener and work from there? Dumbass.

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#34 Hoffer

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:25 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I got some kindling too close to shipwreck's crotch. :hot:

#35 fullmetalfan720

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:29 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I tried to do the towel trick with tin foil.
The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.
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The humblest citizen in all the land, when clad in the armor of a righteous cause, is stronger than all the hosts of error. - William Jennings Bryan

#36 sublime90

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:31 PM

my kingdom is under fire because we are rioting! how fucking dare youtube close cheapy's account because of some stupid old school trademarks from 1980.

#37 moleson

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:40 PM

Flicked cigar ash on pile of leaves....

#38 FoxHoundADAM

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    Super Zissou Bros.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:54 PM

My kingdom is underfire because I'm married. It's a battle just to stay alive.......FREEEEDDDOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

#39 pzivh

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:02 PM

My kingdom is under fire because my employer is closing down in 2 months.

#40 Vakir

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:06 PM

My kingdom is under fire cause my best friend is PMSing. It sucks.

#41 chris mrozek

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:07 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I ate day old mexican food and I've got a river of lava and flames shooting out of my @ss

#42 CouRageouS

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    Rootbeer=Superwater

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:19 PM

The Kingdom is under fire because it couldn't stand the heat from the kitchen.
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#43 BlueWingX

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    Master of Trivia

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:21 PM

My kingdom is under fire because someone lit up a dumpster. No, seriously, I just watched the fire dept. put out a fire in the dumpster outside my house. What a classy kingdom I live in...
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#44 vstag

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:25 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I found out too late napalm is not the best thing to build a home from.

#45 Walt Jay

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    Gamerscore Whore

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:27 PM

Thai hookers set my kindgom on fire!
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#46 Johnny Postman

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:44 PM

My kingdom is under fire because it's been redeployed to Iraq for the 3rd time.
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#47 Bojizzle

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:45 PM

I think it was that prostitute from a few months back

#48 xrayzwei

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    is ready to believe you

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:51 PM

...because my 17 month old son found the matches.

#49 GLOCKGLOCK

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    Too many games...

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:54 PM

Because my furnace blew up.

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#50 SnotRocket

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    $20? To much!

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:58 PM

Due to a drought, our lands were dry and we've been importing wine and booze to help fertilize our pumpkin farms. A small kitchen fire started in a farm house nearby which lit poor Pamela Forstes apron on fire and when she ran outside to drop and roll, she rolled in the wine soaked farm lands. Setting the greatest blaze in our lands to date.

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#51 SteveDaWonder

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:59 PM

Jock itch.

#52 DarkYoda

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:03 PM

Because my socio-economic and foreign policies have caused great angst among certain demographics(that I don't care about at all) making them go all Emo. Which after a large amount of repression and a few political imprisonments along with enacting martial law we have come under fire by other kingdoms for our treatment of badgers.

The only thing I have to say to that is...

We don't neeed no stinking badgers.

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#53 tinman_licks

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:08 PM

That hot girl last night set my kingdom under fire, not to mention my pants.

#54 nadsofed

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:09 PM

Cause it's not over water

#55 Duddy07

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    Its how you play the game

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:12 PM

Due to the use of Icy Hot. ;):D
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#56 fieldkillah

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    Bleeds Black & Gold

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:14 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I work retail/food service and I deal with Idiot customers everyday who constantly attack with stupidity.
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#57 beniah

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    I'm a venture capitalist?

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:16 PM

Mine is on fire cause the story I'm writing is at a standstill!

#58 atchisonk

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:19 PM

My kingdom is under fire because Chuck Norris...(insert Chuck Norris joke here).


#59 TheBryanTarlowski

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:38 PM

because Johnny Cash pushed me

#60 Machine

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    Welcome to the Machine

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:45 PM

because I ran out of vaseline and things started chaffing