It's that time again, kids (those of you who are leftover from the ban-bomb). How to get the
War of the Human Tanks rewards.
Amasson Regular
£0.10
Easy one, just win the second battle. If you can't handle how much damn dialogue there is between missions in this game, hold enter to skip through it quickly.
Blindfire
£0.25
This one takes a little longer. View distance in this game is very short, so most units can fire into grid spaces that are "unknown", meaning they can't see if there's an enemy there or not (unless you use recon abilities to check). You'll need to kill 25 enemies by firing into unknown grid spaces to get the achievement. It sounds harder than it is, you should have this one in the bag after a handful of missions (just repeat some of them in free battle).
Fireworks
£0.50
Thankfully an easy top tier reward! In the very first mission (not the VERY first battle with the infinite-range battery), when you're setting up your tanks, equip a "Pochi" shock tank with the "Daisy Bomb" mod, and place it in the grid space shown in the first picture below, with one command tank placed in the bottom right corner of the map. Start the battle, and as soon as you can use the Pochi, move it to the space shown in the second picture, then use the Daisy Bomb ("Wide-Range Bomb" on the menu), sit back, and watch.
The game is... okay. Combat is just very shallow for an SRPG, and the fact that every unit dies in one hit only makes it feel even more shallow. The story is silly and isn't engaging at all, so there's not much to hold the game up. Dialogue is pretty awful too.
Even our resident squirrel weeaboo thought it was painfully bad, so don't expect much coming into it... Still, it's not the worst weeaboo game I've played, and the cards are always going for a fair bit if you haven't idled it yet.
99 Spirits is next... Wish me luck.