Happy Dreamcast Day
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sovereignNX-73811
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Stop trying to blind me with science.
Today's to-do list:
Write programs
Write really-not witty remarks on CAG forum
Drive home without getting mauled by 18-wheelers
Binge play the last few hours of Bravely Default
Watch Captain America Winter Soldier for the second time (because I'm too slow for a movie like that)
Binge watch five seasons of NCIS
Clean up some roof damage by my computer
Kick my older brother out of the living room so I can play more of my backlog
Kick my younger brother out of the living room so he can do his homework
Kick myself for not buying Destiny Ghost Edition
Kick myself for buying the Destiny Limited Edition
Kick myself for wasting $100+ on Destiny
Kick Bungie's butt for firing Martin O'Donnell
Kick myself again for using the fighting word "kick" seven times on this list (eight if you count the quoted one)
Logoff of all computers and do...nothing....it's very therapeutic you know.
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Mine is close, but somewhere in the middle I have to add:
-Take a shit on the floor before the wife gets home and blame it on the dog
-Have wife clean shit off the floor
-Never tell her the truth
sovereignNX-73811
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If I was married, I'd have these three on that list. Since I'm not life's that much easier I guess.
Also not married, but have those 3 on the list. Just change the first "shit" word to "masturbate", the word "wife" to "anbody willing" and the second "shit" word to uh... something else.
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Like the rest of us couldn't figure out what that...something else is...it certainly isn't coffee.
We are coming(no pun intended) together as a community to eradicate all deals threads from the deals forum. JOIN US!
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Is the Target gift card for someone's birthday? You shouldn't have!
It's all natural. You should know, going by your username.
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Spooge, werent you a mod at one point? Why did you quit or get fired?Not my problem if I did.
I guess they didn't want a mod who talked about shitting on the carpet and making his wife clean it up. Just a guess.
mask.air.raid
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I fired him after I caught him stealing games.
I got fired for propositioning Mr and Mrs Shipwreck into a ginger sandwich.
But seriously, I quit. Cheapy doesn't actually pay mods, aside from an annual Christmas gift. I had a lot of free time on my hands before, but now my time is too valuable to waste on free babysitting.
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bread's done