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Equistina said:
Oh well that makes sense. I just figured from some of the stuff you and others said that this was a regular thing even before the dislike.
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Well yeah, it is. A lot of women get married and they change. A lot of men get married and they dont want to have to work for it either. I mean I got married partially so I could get regular sex without working for it.

 
pharmacrest said:
Well yeah, it is. A lot of women get married and they change. A lot of men get married and they dont want to have to work for it either. I mean I got married partially so I could get regular sex without working for it.
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Oh... I have a bunch of stuff that comes to mind on how to reply but I'll drop it.

I will say that sucks though, we should all donate $1 to Pharm's Future Stripper allowance though. :)

 
Alright I'll be real now.

Parm, that sounds messed up bro. You still gotta work for it sometimes. I mean you can just dive in a lot without doing much work, but sometimes you have to put an effort in. I feel like I don't need to tell you this, but I hope you were joking about getting married just so you could get it regularly without much work. Sometimes the wife and I both agree that we don't want to do much work to get there and jump right into a hump.

Also, married dudes who don't want kids:

Convince your wife to get an IUD. Way better than having to take a pill all the time for her, and it's the second most effective form of avoiding pregnancy. You never have to pull out or wear a rubber. Then if you decide you want kids, they can just pull the plug out and you're good to go.

Now that I've pulled a Velo on you all and gave way too much info, I'm going to go eat some fucking Asian.

And then I'll get dinner after. Maybe pizza.
 
ProfessorStotch said:
Convince your wife to get an IUD. Way better than having to take a pill all the time for her, and it's the second most effective form of avoiding pregnancy. You never have to pull out or wear a rubber. Then if you decide you want kids, they can just pull the plug out and you're good to go.
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Good advice, but you better really trust the wife. If she starts talking about kids when you still don't want them, you better take care of business on your end. Ask my brother-in-law who has a toddler now when he didn't want to have kids.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
Good advice, but you better really trust the wife. If she starts talking about kids when you still don't want them, you better take care of business on your end. Ask my brother-in-law who has a toddler now when he didn't want to have kids.
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My brother in law didn't want more kids, he thought his wife was on bc. Now he has more kids. :0
 
GatorBeerGeek said:
Good advice, but you better really trust the wife. If she starts talking about kids when you still don't want them, you better take care of business on your end. Ask my brother-in-law who has a toddler now when he didn't want to have kids.
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She pulled the goalie on him?

Thats low down.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
But dont most of those insects seem to be more outdoors? I am not sure if it is prevalence of water or what, but it seems like spiders and roaches are more of an inside pest in other areas. Sure it happens here too, but is it as widespread of an issue? I expect Tyler is like me and is an inside with the AC on type of person. I would not expect him to be inside of too many barns where spiders and snakes might be more prevalent.

That was why I mentioned love bugs since he would actually notice those, lol.

The snake on the road thing is a pretty rare occurrence. Probably more likely to have an alligator on the road in many parts of the state than a snake.
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Maybe the cold (which tends to kill bugs and small rodents every year) is actually harming me. But all those bugs try to sneak in the house in the winter months. Bugs don't try and sneak in your house all the time down there?

 
Zimm108 said:
We keep our themostat at 62 at nighttime & weekday daytimes I think, then up 70 during the day on the weekends. Gas gets expensive when during these 8 month Minnesota winters. And we don't wear boots and layer layer layers around either. Maybe a couple extra blankets on the bed. Friggin southern wimps.
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70 in Minnesota in the winter? Holy shit you must be richer than munky! Does your furnace ever shut off?

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
There are absolutely cheap people in the south. I am one of them. I am not THAT cheap though, and you are honestly the only person I know who would not pay for a separate meal for a woman they are taking out that is more than just a friend.

There are definitely bugs. In Florida, they get what are commonly called Love Bugs and they are all over the place. Luckily the FL border seems to be about as far North as they go. They ruin the paint on cars if not cleaned off regularly.

Other than that, a lot of mosquitoes in the areas with standing water. I would not call those big bugs though.
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I'm not that far north of the border, but we get those love bugs here too, tons of them. Best thing to get them off a vehicle is a wet dryer sheet. Works like a charm.
 
tylerh1701 said:
Maybe the cold (which tends to kill bugs and small rodents every year) is actually harming me. But all those bugs try to sneak in the house in the winter months. Bugs don't try and sneak in your house all the time down there?
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All that we have had issues with is ants. That mainly only seems to be when it is really dry. We have a metric fuck ton of spiders, but they are outside in bushes and stuff 99.9% of the time.

 
Gator, I got the other copy of burning skies, pmed pancakes on it, if  he doesnt want it I will prolly trade it in to amazon, if that happens you can have the code.

 
This is why I hate my wife and she is a bitch. I got a text from my friends about going to top golf tonight. My wife gives me shit for it even though I go out once every three months.
 
This is what I meant to post earlier.
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Dilbitating jaw pain/surgery and weird stomach stuff because of a medically necessary new gluten free diet are hell on a married sex life. I know.

#TMIfriday
 
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My wife got the deprovera(sp?) shit all through college and start of the marriage. Was awesome because it was just once every three months and she never got her monthlies. Like ever.

#TMIfriday
 
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Sorry, no mystery game now.  Didn't realize the Spelunky chores would take 90 minutes.

Did put up $960K on the Daily Challenge, will have to see how that holds up.  It was a simple one, Jetpack in 1-2 and good amount of bombs in the black market.

 
Kameleon said:
Did you hear that from your local news?
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More like from my local parents' house.

My 16 year old brother started having neck cramps and twitchy hands and trouble breathing.

He's battled depression for the last 2 years or so. He was into cutting himself for a while. I don't mean to make him sound like your typical mall emo with skinny pants and guyliner and the swooped over hair. He's just a normal-looking kid who legitimately gets sad. The doctors have been trying to get him on the right combo of meds. He's been doing great for almost the entire past year. He started some new medicine recently, so I asked him if he'd taken anything else. He's never messed with drugs before, so it was just a normal question. He said no, but then his symptoms got worse, so he dug through his trash can and showed me a Dramamine bottle. I asked him what the fuck he was taking that for, and he said it was exciting. I felt like punching him. So he's at the ER now. I haven't heard anything yet, so hopefully he's okay.

#TMIFriday

 
tylerh1701 said:
I'm sharing this conversation with FWB, and asked if I get any benefits from buying her chicken wings and she said she'd think about it. Then I asked if I took her to Joe's Crab Shack would I have a better chance at benefits and she said "o hell ya. i will let u do whatever u want to me but of course within reason"

#TylersUnendingEffortsToGetLaid
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Between the cheapness and the food being so intertwined with the sex it's going to turn into this eventually, right?

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I'm potty training my two year old during this holiday break. Earlier I forgot to put a diaper on when he went down for his nap. I had to clean shit out of his bed.

#TMIFriday

This is fun!
 
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