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GatorBeerGeek said:
There are absolutely cheap people in the south. I am one of them. I am not THAT cheap though, and you are honestly the only person I know who would not pay for a separate meal for a woman they are taking out that is more than just a friend.

There are definitely bugs. In Florida, they get what are commonly called Love Bugs and they are all over the place. Luckily the FL border seems to be about as far North as they go. They ruin the paint on cars if not cleaned off regularly.

Other than that, a lot of mosquitoes in the areas with standing water. I would not call those big bugs though.
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She got her own chicken wings and biscuit today!

Mosquitos are obnoxious but I'm not scared of them. Mostly I don't like spiders, bees, beetles, roaches, mice, rats, and snakes.

 
Thermopyle said:
Eh. Paying for his FWB isn't a good idea IMO. He's right to split the check for that kind of relationship.
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Yeah, obviously I haven't said enough for you guys to know everything about the situation. But she is definitely a friend first and a FWB second. She is lucky she's getting free lunches on me at all. I just invite her out once in a while because I want to get away from the office and visit with her. I pay because I am the one inviting and she would just eat whatever leftovers she brought in if I didn't invite her.

 
Hmmm, maybe Gator is on to something...

I'm sharing this conversation with FWB, and asked if I get any benefits from buying her chicken wings and she said she'd think about it.  Then I asked if I took her to Joe's Crab Shack would I have a better chance at benefits and she said "o hell ya. i will let u do whatever u want to me but of course within reason"

#TylersUnendingEffortsToGetLaid

 
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tylerh1701 said:
Hmmm, maybe Gator is on to something...

I'm sharing this conversation with FWB, and asked if I get any benefits from buying her chicken wings and she said she'd think about it. Then I asked if I took her to Joe's Crab Shack would I have a better chance at benefits and she said "o hell ya. i will let u do whatever u want to me but of course within reason"

#TylersUnendingEffortsToGetLaid
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You should listen to your elders more often! Granted, it should be common sense. If you want something from someone else you always have better luck if you treat them well.

BTW, any luck finding a Joe's Crab Shack coupon yet?

 
tylerh1701 said:
Hmmm, maybe Gator is on to something...

I'm sharing this conversation with FWB, and asked if I get any benefits from buying her chicken wings and she said she'd think about it. Then I asked if I took her to Joe's Crab Shack would I have a better chance at benefits and she said "o hell ya. i will let u do whatever u want to me but of course within reason"

#TylersUnendingEffortsToGetLaid
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Now you know why I keep saying it will be nothing but prostitutes and strippers for me when I get a divorce. FWB just told you she would prostitute herself for JOE's FREAKING CRAB SHACK!

Good luck bro.

 
Cleaner7 said:
Today is my supervisor's birthday so someone made her carrot cake with rainbow frosting so it looks like a gay pride cake. And someone else made a bunch of brittle type things but in 3 different flavors like peanut butter/chocolate, chocolate/mint and something else. That shit was fucking good. I may have to raid the candy store lady.
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That was supposed to say raid the candy store TODAY lol.
 
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So I decided to be nosey and ask the guy who is here on his day off why his house was so cold that he came into work.  In an odd turn of events, his wife is so cheap she sets the heat to 63 degrees and wears boots and multiple layers in the house.  So it sounds like his wife literally ran him out of the house by freezing him out.  

I did not expect that one.

 
pharmacrest said:
Now you know why I keep saying it will be nothing but prostitutes and strippers for me when I get a divorce. FWB just told you she would prostitute herself for JOE's FREAKING CRAB SHACK!

Good luck bro.
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And for about $30 or cheaper, everything is almost game. That is a heck of a deal Tyler is getting.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
There are absolutely cheap people in the south. I am one of them. I am not THAT cheap though, and you are honestly the only person I know who would not pay for a separate meal for a woman they are taking out that is more than just a friend.

There are definitely bugs. In Florida, they get what are commonly called Love Bugs and they are all over the place. Luckily the FL border seems to be about as far North as they go. They ruin the paint on cars if not cleaned off regularly.

Other than that, a lot of mosquitoes in the areas with standing water. I would not call those big bugs though.
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Love bugs are annoying as hell sure but they arent scary. Thankfully they only come out twice a year too.

Tyler is scared of Florida because we have big ass roaches, spiders and snakes.

I actually saw a snake in the middle of the road the other night. I was coming home and noticed something strange like a stick standing up in the middle of the road. As I drove over it I realized it was a snake trying to lift its head up. I circled back and slowed down and sure enough, it was a rattle snake or water moccasin. I think it had been run over before I got to it and it was trying to move when it saw me but it couldnt because its back half had been torn off. By the time I circled back other cars had passed so it was completely crushed.

 
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SJD said:
And for about $30 or cheaper, everything is almost game. That is a heck of a deal Tyler is getting.
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Only drawback is that he has to feign interest in whatever she likes to talk about or do. If it isnt playing video games I doubt Tyler cares but still I guess you are right. It seems worth it.

 
pharmacrest said:
Love bugs are annoying as hell sure but they arent scary.

Tyler is scared of Florida because we have big ass roaches, spiders and snakes.

I actually saw a snake in the middle of the road the other night. I was coming home and noticed something strange like a stick standing up in the middle of the road. As I drove over it I realized it was a snake trying to lift its head up. I circled back and slowed down and sure enough, it was a rattle snake or water moccasin. I think it had been run over before I got to it and it was trying to move when it saw me but it couldnt because its back half had been torn off. By the time I circled back other cars had passed so it was completely crushed.
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Liked for crushing snakes.

 
I unlocked this in Runner2 about an hour ago:

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Best. Costume. Ever.

 
pharmacrest said:
Love bugs are annoying as hell sure but they arent scary. Thankfully they only come out twice a year too.

Tyler is scared of Florida because we have big ass roaches, spiders and snakes.

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But dont most of those insects seem to be more outdoors? I am not sure if it is prevalence of water or what, but it seems like spiders and roaches are more of an inside pest in other areas. Sure it happens here too, but is it as widespread of an issue? I expect Tyler is like me and is an inside with the AC on type of person. I would not expect him to be inside of too many barns where spiders and snakes might be more prevalent.

That was why I mentioned love bugs since he would actually notice those, lol.

The snake on the road thing is a pretty rare occurrence. Probably more likely to have an alligator on the road in many parts of the state than a snake.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
So I decided to be nosey and ask the guy who is here on his day off why his house was so cold that he came into work. In an odd turn of events, his wife is so cheap she sets the heat to 63 degrees and wears boots and multiple layers in the house. So it sounds like his wife literally ran him out of the house by freezing him out.

I did not expect that one.
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We keep our themostat at 62 at nighttime & weekday daytimes I think, then up 70 during the day on the weekends. Gas gets expensive when during these 8 month Minnesota winters. And we don't wear boots and layer layer layers around either. Maybe a couple extra blankets on the bed. Friggin southern wimps.

 
pharmacrest said:
Only drawback is that he has to feign interest in whatever she likes to talk about or do. If it isnt playing video games I doubt Tyler cares but still I guess you are right. It seems worth it.
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If he is having to feign interest in whatever she is talking about, then he is lying about her being a friend first and a FWB second. No man listens to that garbage unless he thinks he might get laid.

 
I find it humorous that Tyler is doubling down on the "I hate bugs" talk today when his profile card is full of robot bugs.

#Isn'tItIronic

#Don'tYaThink

#ALittleToIronic

#AndIReallyDoThink

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
But dont most of those insects seem to be more outdoors? I am not sure if it is prevalence of water or what, but it seems like spiders and roaches are more of an inside pest in other areas. Sure it happens here too, but is it as widespread of an issue? I expect Tyler is like me and is an inside with the AC on type of person. I would not expect him to be inside of too many barns where spiders and snakes might be more prevalent.

That was why I mentioned love bugs since he would actually notice those, lol.

The snake on the road thing is a pretty rare occurrence. Probably more likely to have an alligator on the road in many parts of the state than a snake.
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DUDE. We see these bugs and snakes ALL THE TIME! Dont try fooling Tyler into thinking we live i paradise without bugs and snakes!

And yeah I told him I see Gators all the time too. We had a big one walking down the road the other day. Chasing Turkeys I presume.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
Then I need to go back and remove the like.
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I did see the typo but said fuck it since I knew y'all would be thinking it anyways.

I wouldn't raid any of the ladies who made the treats, but it would be sweet raiding my supervisor. Better?

Vigilante said:
I unlocked this in Runner2 about an hour ago:
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Best. Costume. Ever.
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That's awesome! I need to unlock that.
 
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Zimm108 said:
We keep our themostat at 62 at nighttime & weekday daytimes I think, then up 70 during the day on the weekends. Gas gets expensive when during these 8 month Minnesota winters. And we don't wear boots and layer layer layers around either. Maybe a couple extra blankets on the bed. Friggin southern wimps.
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Actually, that dude lived in New Jersey until last year. He is here with a long sleeve shirt and a sweater on. He has a jacket for when he goes outside. Meanwhile, I have a Nike short sleeve T-shirt on, no jacket. Same thing I wore in the Twin Cities when I was there in October one year. So... you were saying?

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
Actually, that dude lived in New Jersey until last year. He is here with a long sleeve shirt and a sweater on. He has a jacket for when he goes outside. Meanwhile, I have a Nike short sleeve T-shirt on, no jacket. Same thing I wore in the Twin Cities when I was there in October one year. So... you were saying?
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I was saying that you're cool in my book and obviously not a southern wimp like your transplanted coworker is.

 
My father in law lived in NY for the first 40 years of his life.  He lives here in Tampa for the past 15 years now and he wears long sleeve shirts and pant pajamas with socks to bed in the summer.

Dont ask why I know that...

One year when we had the hurricanes roll through, the power was out for 5 days.  I wasnt here (HAHA) as I was on a business trip.  But my wife said she was lying on their tile floor crying because it was so hot while he was in his shirt, pants and socks complaining of being cold.

 
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GatorBeerGeek said:
So I decided to be nosey and ask the guy who is here on his day off why his house was so cold that he came into work. In an odd turn of events, his wife is so cheap she sets the heat to 63 degrees and wears boots and multiple layers in the house. So it sounds like his wife literally ran him out of the house by freezing him out.

I did not expect that one.
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I wish it were 63 in my house. It's closer to the inverse of that number than it is 63.

I live in southern California.

I don't even.

 
Cleaner7 said:
Just submitted a trade in for Resistance Vita to Amazon for $8.75. I paid $5 for it. Flipper status confirmed!
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Wow, I didn't think that game would be decent flip bait. Someone needs to get a second copy to flip and give me the online pass code out of it so I can rent it and get the plat :)

 
[quote name="GatorBeerGeek" post="12380733" timestamp="1420236452"]Wow, I didn't think that game would be decent flip bait. Someone needs to get a second copy to flip and give me the online pass code out of it so I can rent it and get the plat :)[/quote]
Didn't kilik or someone say they had an extra copy at their store?
 
Cleaner7 said:
Didn't kilik or someone say they had an extra copy at their store?
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Yeah, but someone is buying it off of him I think. I didn't want to pay for the game and shipping. I dont really need the cart, just the pass. I was kidding anyway. I would not expect anyone to go through that trouble.

 
I keep getting a banner ad that shows a decent looking chick working out.  And it says "Why was this video banned?"  I really want to click it, but I cant since I am at work.

 
Conversation I just had at grocery store while at checkout:
 
Bagger: Party at your house?
Me: Huh?
Bagger: You have all these Mexicany things. Party at your house?
Me: No. I'm buying my groceries for the week.
Bagger: Oh well all these tomatoes and onions and l….
Me: my face -> -_-
Bagger: well no one else buys that stuff
 
tylerh1701 said:
Hmmm, maybe Gator is on to something...

I'm sharing this conversation with FWB, and asked if I get any benefits from buying her chicken wings and she said she'd think about it. Then I asked if I took her to Joe's Crab Shack would I have a better chance at benefits and she said "o hell ya. i will let u do whatever u want to me but of course within reason"

#TylersUnendingEffortsToGetLaid
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Butt stuff?

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Equistina said:
Conversation I just had at grocery store while at checkout:

Bagger: Party at your house?
Me: Huh?
Bagger: You have all these Mexicany things. Party at your house?
Me: No. I'm buying my groceries for the week.
Bagger: Oh well all these tomatoes and onions and l….
Me: my face -> -_-
Bagger: well no one else buys that stuff
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Sounds like a lawsuit.

 
pharmacrest said:
Now you know why I keep saying it will be nothing but prostitutes and strippers for me when I get a divorce. FWB just told you she would prostitute herself for JOE's FREAKING CRAB SHACK!

Good luck bro.
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I basically made a girl in college a hooker.

Casual thing with this one girl, we'd go on dates and stuff and end with the sex most times. One night I didnt really feel like doing the dinner and movie thing, I was like im going to spend 75 dollars give or take on dinner etc. Why dont instead of spending money on that stuff, I just give you the money and we fuck?

To my surprise, she was ok with that.

 
tylerh1701 said:
Hmmm, maybe Gator is on to something...

I'm sharing this conversation with FWB, and asked if I get any benefits from buying her chicken wings and she said she'd think about it. Then I asked if I took her to Joe's Crab Shack would I have a better chance at benefits and she said "o hell ya. i will let u do whatever u want to me but of course within reason"

#TylersUnendingEffortsToGetLaid
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I'm with the new guy. I read this as if she was doing pirate talk, and I think you may have misinterpreted what she was saying.

"I'll let you do whatever you want to me butt!"

Also, if she's willing to do that for shitty seafood, I can only imagine what she'd do for something good.
 
pharmacrest said:
Now you know why I keep saying it will be nothing but prostitutes and strippers for me when I get a divorce. FWB just told you she would prostitute herself for JOE's FREAKING CRAB SHACK!

Good luck bro.
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Does your wife really not put out? I don't understand how half of you guys complain about no action from the wives. Doesn't make sense
 
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