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yeah playing a vita in a public place is about the worst possible impression you can give to the ladies. You should see the way the high school girls that hang out at McDonald's over lunch look at me - a combination of sadness and suppressed wretching. And then I'm all wiping cookie crumbs off the screen while complimenting myself on the sweet time I got in motorstorm - that drives away the 20-30-something crowd. then I fart a couple times and cough in to the open air loud and wet and usually after that all that's left in the restaurant are me and this 90 year old German guy who seems to have a permanent understanding smile on his face. He seems cool though.

Having a McDonald's all to yourself is pretty awesome. What were we talking about?
 
MildObstruction said:
yeah playing a vita in a public place is about the worst possible impression you can give to the ladies. You should see the way the high school girls that hang out at McDonald's over lunch look at me - a combination of sadness and suppressed wretching.
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You need to find a cute geeky girl then. I am too old but at GS the other day the young girl who helped me out was either HS or maybe college aged. She had a Samsung Gear watch on her wrist. I asked her about it and if it was too big for her (no not that you pervs). She said she loved the watch and would use it when bored in class.

PS. Velo probably would have tried to get her on the CB.

 
On the flight to Rome I saw a dude playing MLB 15 on Vita. He was in the row in front of me and had a super hot girlfriend, so I'm not sure you're right about that bit. She was wearing a dress with lots of nice boobage, so I remember that pretty well.

Also, it was my first time seeing somebody else playing one out in the wild. Pretty crazy with the Vita being over 2 years old now.

 
Thermopyle said:
On the flight to Rome I saw a dude playing MLB 15 on Vita. He was in the row in front of me and had a super hot girlfriend, so I'm not sure you're right about that bit. She was wearing a dress with lots of nice boobage, so I remember that pretty well.

Also, it was my first time seeing somebody else playing one out in the wild. Pretty crazy with the Vita being over 2 years old now.
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I flew a couple times this month and was gaming on my 2DS the whole time. Rather bring that then my Vita. It is lighter and if I lost it not the end of the world. Doubt I would replace also cost me almost half what my Vita did. But yeah I didn't see anyone with a 3ds or Vita.

 
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I'm pretty sure proper bus etiquette dictates that you reach under her shirt and put a $20 in her bra, then whisper in her ear 'if that's not there tomorrow I'll know you're totally in to me.' And if she's not wearing a bra then you get to just have public bus sex which is pretty rad I'll bet.
 
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MildObstruction said:
I'm pretty sure proper bus etiquette dictates that you reach under her shirt and put a $20 in her bra, then whisper in her ear 'if that's not there tomorrow I'll know you're totally in to me.'. And if she's not wearing a bra then you get to just have public bus sex which is pretty rad I'll bet.
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Public sex may be rad, but if there are any kids around you will be labeled a sex offender as a couple found out recently. They also faced up to 15 years in prison or something because they were having sex on the beach and kids were around.

 
I played hatsune miku on a flight once. No one sat near me. It was glorious. Another time I was watching agents of shield on my ipad and the huge dude next to me was watching twilight on his phone. He tried to switch to Django when he noticed I saw, but he ended up just switching back.

I think I played Danganronpa on my last flight and the row was clear until the very last second. Full flight, but I still managed to have a clear row up until the last 2 or 3 people got on. Next time I'm going to try Monster Monpiece and rubrubrub my way to an uninterrupted flight. 

 
MildObstruction said:
I'm pretty sure proper bus etiquette dictates that you reach under her shirt and put a $20 in her bra, then whisper in her ear 'if that's not there tomorrow I'll know you're totally in to me.' And if she's not wearing a bra then you get to just have public bus sex which is pretty rad I'll bet.
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I did tape a quarter to the star tattoo behind her ear. Does that count?

 
pharmacrest said:
Public sex may be rad, but if there are any kids around you will be labeled a sex offender as a couple found out recently. They also faced up to 15 years in prison or something because they were having sex on the beach and kids were around.
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No kids on the express bus...score!

 
pharmacrest said:
Public sex may be rad, but if there are any kids around you will be labeled a sex offender as a couple found out recently. They also faced up to 15 years in prison or something because they were having sex on the beach and kids were around.
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#BuzzKillington

Although I really have zero desire to work out my sexy parts in front of other folk.
 
GatorBeerGeek said:
I was waiting in line at a Gamestop on Black Friday and I got strange looks for playing a Vita. Nobody batted an eye at all the people playing on a 3DS. You would think that it would be OK to play while waiting outside a game store.
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All those kids dont know what a Vita is so they looked at you strange cause they were trying to figure out what kind of phone you had.

 
pharmacrest said:
Public sex may be rad, but if there are any kids around you will be labeled a sex offender as a couple found out recently. They also faced up to 15 years in prison or something because they were having sex on the beach and kids were around.
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Wonder how that works on a nude beach. Does the allowance for public nudity cover sex?

Sagemoon said:
I played hatsune miku on a flight once. No one sat near me. It was glorious. Another time I was watching agents of shield on my ipad and the huge dude next to me was watching twilight on his phone. He tried to switch to Django when he noticed I saw, but he ended up just switching back.
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The woman next to me was watching a pirated copy of 50 Shades on her phone. I say pirated because it had HK subs. She was pretty cool.

 
Zimm108 said:
I did tape a quarter to the star tattoo behind her ear. Does that count?
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Yes, because it sets you up for a sweet magic trick tomorrow assuming she doesn't shower. Even if she does shower you can say 'hey, that quarter that fell from your head this morning when you showered? that was me! MAGIC'
 
Letterman was great on Late Night (and on what little I saw of his morning show), but went downhill once he moved to CBS and an earlier time slot. I hadn't watched his show in many years, but I watched last night to see him off.

 
pharmacrest said:
All those kids dont know what a Vita is so they looked at you strange cause they were trying to figure out what kind of phone you had.
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Well... it could have also been that I was probably the oldest person in line that did not have a kid with them and that I am ginormous, but I will just keep blaming it on the Vita instead.

 
So I want to make sure I'm clear on everyone's advice now.

Next time cute girl falls asleep and leans on me on the bus I should:

  • Put my Vita away
  • Put money in her bra
  • Take out her headphones and confidently demand phone number for hook ups?
I miss anything?

 
Thermopyle said:
Wonder how that works on a nude beach. Does the allowance for public nudity cover sex?
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No, nude beaches and nude resorts are usually strict about sex in public just like any "normal" place. They have big nudist communities here in Tampa and they frown upon sexual acts in public and dudes are not supposed to get hard in public as well.

 
ProfessorStotch said:
I just don't get it. It's like whenever there's a more worser option, that always seems to be your choice. How can one person like so many bad things?!
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I was being nice because clearly some people like Letterman. But yeah, he's just god awful. I don't get his humor at all. Definitely stoked for Colbert though.

 
Zimm108 said:
So I want to make sure I'm clear on everyone's advice now.

Next time cute girl falls asleep and leans on me on the bus I should:

  • Put my Vita away
  • Put money in her bra
  • Take out her headphones and confidently demand phone number for hook ups?
I miss anything?
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Flash some Trojan XXL at her to make sure up front that she knows what a man you are.

 
Damn it why can't the Playstation Experience tickets just be available now. Everyone is gonna have a week to plan it and they're going to crash the site. Plus I have a meeting right when they go live. fuck.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
I was waiting in line at a Gamestop on Black Friday and I got strange looks for playing a Vita. Nobody batted an eye at all the people playing on a 3DS. You would think that it would be OK to play while waiting outside a game store.
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Don't you want the girls (well the cute ones at least) to bat their eyes at you. Isn't that sometimes part of the whole flirting thing?

When I traded a Vita game to the GameStop near my parents recently the kid behind the counter acted like I was trading in something he had never seen before and asked me about it. Made some comment along the lines are there many games for the Vita? And I don't think he was being snarky. He honestly had no clue.

 
jimbo8574 said:
When I traded a Vita game to the GameStop near my parents recently the kid behind the counter acted like I was trading in something he had never seen before and asked me about it. Made some comment along the lines are there many games for the Vita? And I don't think he was being snarky. He honestly had no clue.
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I really think Sony would be well-served to make deals with Gamestop and the like to get shelf space for digital games. Getting some little cardboard pieces to advertise all those Vita games would really raise awareness. Sony could sell the codes at a decent discount to make up for the games not being able to get resold as used.

 
Zimm, I just started smiling more at any woman I think is half way decent looking.  I usually get a smile back, so thats a good starter if your on the bus.  Do it early so you can start chatting her up.  Ask her what types of bugs she likes.  Or whatever it was that Mild did to get in his future wifes pants.

 
I have always been a fan of a wide range of female body types.  I seem to find something attractive in most women even if they are outside the normally accepted body style.  However, with what I have seen from the nudist colony female body types, I think sporting wood would be very unlikely.

 
Zimm108 said:
So I want to make sure I'm clear on everyone's advice now.

Next time cute girl falls asleep and leans on me on the bus I should:

  • Put my Vita away
  • Put money in her bra
  • Take out her headphones and confidently demand phone number for hook ups?
I miss anything?
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Make sure to say that you love her and if she's sleeping paint a quick picture of her. I always use one of the drawing/painting apps to draw women and then tell them I need their number to send them my masterpiece. It's a win win situation, you get their number and get to see if the panties match the bra.
 
pharmacrest said:
Zimm, I just started smiling more at any woman I think is half way decent looking. I usually get a smile back, so thats a good starter if your on the bus. Do it early so you can start chatting her up. Ask her what types of bugs she likes. Or whatever it was that Mild did to get in his future wifes pants.
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I don't think i would take relationship advice from this guy

 
tylerh1701 said:
Damn it why can't the Playstation Experience tickets just be available now. Everyone is gonna have a week to plan it and they're going to crash the site. Plus I have a meeting right when they go live. fuck.
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Have they posted locations? I don't think there is anywhere near me that has it. I think NYC is about as close to me as it was last time.

 
pharmacrest said:
Zimm, I just started smiling more at any woman I think is half way decent looking. I usually get a smile back, so thats a good starter if your on the bus. Do it early so you can start chatting her up. Ask her what types of bugs she likes. Or whatever it was that Mild did to get in his future wifes pants.
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That sounds like a good plan and all, but that pesky ring on my left hand is probably gonna interrupt with his #buzzkillington impression.

 
GatorBeerGeek said:
I have always been a fan of a wide range of female body types. I seem to find something attractive in most women even if they are outside the normally accepted body style. However, with what I have seen from the nudist colony female body types, I think sporting wood would be very unlikely.
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You are mostly right of course, but there are some hotties at the resorts here in Tampa. Or so I am told....

But I woudl be more concerned about normal everyday life. A stiff breeze may be all you need sometimes.

 
Sagemoon said:
3DS people, should I get pokemon, kirby, or luigi's dark moon to go with xenoblade chronicles?
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I wanted Dark Moon but even with the deal thought it was a bit too high. Wanted to be close to $30 for two games. That game looks interesting though and eventually I will probably pick it up.

 
jimbo8574 said:
Have they posted locations? I don't think there is anywhere near me that has it. I think NYC is about as close to me as it was last time.
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From the blog post:
"Last year tickets in most markets sold out in 15 minutes or less, so for 2015 we are increasing the number of theaters by more than 150%, with at least one theater in every state across the US — including Hawaii and Alaska — plus 3 cities in Canada."
 
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