I almost forgot... yesterday I was downloading all that F2P bullshit for the sweepstakes and realized I had forgotten all about that Frozen matching game for my daughter. When you make enough matches your character throws a snowball at your opponent and whoever gets hit the most at the end of the round wins. I was letting the kids play against each other and they were winning with scores like 1-0 or 2-1... stuff like that. My wife walks in the room, watches them play a few rounds, then asks if she can play. She's notorious for having absolutely no mercy when playing anything against anyone, even when it includes kids.
So she starts whooping up on them... 5-1... 10-2... and every time she won she would give a little victory "yes!". So after a few rounds of this I ask the kids if I can have a turn against mommy.
26-3....