Now maybe Cartwheel will work right.Hypothetical update:
So I emailed the HR dude back about next steps and if he needed anything else from me, and he said the signed offer letter, and I said i never got one, then he said oops I'll send it now.
Then I got a forwarded copy of the one he tried to send yesterday right after our phone conversation and he missed the dot in the dot com of my email address, which is why I never got it.
TL;DR
I officially have a new job
Seriously though congrats.