Jess Stryker Jun 9, 2017 Looks like Bubsy's getting a new game. Is this the newly anticipated game announcement of the summer, E3 be damned? https://t.co/J9twaMxCNL
Looks like Bubsy's getting a new game. Is this the newly anticipated game announcement of the summer, E3 be damned? https://t.co/J9twaMxCNL
Jess Stryker Jun 7, 2017 Played wiffle ball with the niece and she hit the ball into my nipple. Ball is now dented. Not sure if it's from the bat or my nipple
Played wiffle ball with the niece and she hit the ball into my nipple. Ball is now dented. Not sure if it's from the bat or my nipple
Jess Stryker Jun 7, 2017 Pisses me off since I used to drive a ford Explorer with issues as well. Never was able to diagnose what went wrong there.
Pisses me off since I used to drive a ford Explorer with issues as well. Never was able to diagnose what went wrong there.
Jess Stryker Jun 4, 2017 Isn't it odd how an Extreme Rules PPV has a stipulation where anything extreme leads to a DQ and a championship loss?
Isn't it odd how an Extreme Rules PPV has a stipulation where anything extreme leads to a DQ and a championship loss?
Jess Stryker Jun 4, 2017 Still waiting for traffic to die down before hitting the road back home. Hoping the car survives. Seems I'm having radiator problems again.
Still waiting for traffic to die down before hitting the road back home. Hoping the car survives. Seems I'm having radiator problems again.
Jess Stryker Jun 3, 2017 Tonight can't come soon enough. Super stoked to finally get my first chance at seeing Iron Maiden live. #UpTheIrons
Tonight can't come soon enough. Super stoked to finally get my first chance at seeing Iron Maiden live. #UpTheIrons
Jess Stryker Jun 2, 2017 Hotel Pros: Can check out any local card shops the next day. Cons: A decent hotel is expensive. The few cheap hotels appear shitty.
Hotel Pros: Can check out any local card shops the next day. Cons: A decent hotel is expensive. The few cheap hotels appear shitty.
Jess Stryker May 27, 2017 Days like today I'm glad I keep a stash of snacks hidden in my room. Means I don't have to go downstairs and mingle with others if I want.
Days like today I'm glad I keep a stash of snacks hidden in my room. Means I don't have to go downstairs and mingle with others if I want.
Jess Stryker May 23, 2017 Welp, thanks to Xbox backwards compatibility sale, 15 new games in the backlog and hard drive is officially full.
Welp, thanks to Xbox backwards compatibility sale, 15 new games in the backlog and hard drive is officially full.
Jess Stryker May 22, 2017 You'd think Shinsuke Nakamura's entrance would come with some sort of seizure inducement warning. Holy hell so many flashing lights.
You'd think Shinsuke Nakamura's entrance would come with some sort of seizure inducement warning. Holy hell so many flashing lights.
Jess Stryker May 22, 2017 You'd think Shinsuke Nakamura's entrance would come with some sort of seizure inducement warning. Holy hell so many flashing lights.
You'd think Shinsuke Nakamura's entrance would come with some sort of seizure inducement warning. Holy hell so many flashing lights.
Jess Stryker May 18, 2017 Just learned the old @cmcgame community still has old players in discord. Takes me back to the days of card games before I understood MTG.
Just learned the old @cmcgame community still has old players in discord. Takes me back to the days of card games before I understood MTG.
Jess Stryker May 17, 2017 Came home from work seeing a new microwave on the counter. I'm saved. No longer shall I die from starvation. Now just need to hook it up.
Came home from work seeing a new microwave on the counter. I'm saved. No longer shall I die from starvation. Now just need to hook it up.
Jess Stryker May 15, 2017 Woke up to the microwave being broken today. Looks like I'm going to soon starve to death as I can't cook.
Woke up to the microwave being broken today. Looks like I'm going to soon starve to death as I can't cook.
Jess Stryker May 12, 2017 If ever the Madden Curse was real, PLEASE let it be this year. https://t.co/LDSCxrg8bl
Jess Stryker May 9, 2017 Heard a radio ad for a red penis enlargement pill. With Viagra being a blue pill, is the act of penis enlarging similar to the Matrix?
Heard a radio ad for a red penis enlargement pill. With Viagra being a blue pill, is the act of penis enlarging similar to the Matrix?
Jess Stryker May 9, 2017 Counted up my backlog today, and between all my consoles, it's sitting around 200. Lower than I thought, granted 80% of that is X1 / X360.
Counted up my backlog today, and between all my consoles, it's sitting around 200. Lower than I thought, granted 80% of that is X1 / X360.
Jess Stryker May 7, 2017 My friends have become attractive girls thanks to #faceapp. Leaving my genitals all sorts of confused.
My friends have become attractive girls thanks to #faceapp. Leaving my genitals all sorts of confused.
Jess Stryker May 5, 2017 B/G counters is just too good in this limited format. Also the black cartouche.
Jess Stryker May 1, 2017 2nd Amonkhet draft deck was horrendous but somehow went 3-0. GB 3 mana tribal is what I dub thee.
Jess Stryker Apr 27, 2017 Found a fullproof way to have my baseball team win in the real world. Own the Fantasy pitcher that plays against them that day.
Found a fullproof way to have my baseball team win in the real world. Own the Fantasy pitcher that plays against them that day.
Jess Stryker Apr 25, 2017 How I imagine Legacy Miracles and EDH Leovold players right now. https://t.co/kAd2hnT80A #MTG
Jess Stryker Apr 15, 2017 The religion jokes also write themselves. Jesus is supposed to rise from the dead? April Fools!
Jess Stryker Apr 12, 2017 Is rickrolling still a thing? Got in my car to go home from work and first song on the radio is Never Gonna Give You Up.
Is rickrolling still a thing? Got in my car to go home from work and first song on the radio is Never Gonna Give You Up.
Jess Stryker Apr 8, 2017 And in less than 24 hours there's already a Scott Sterling mashup of last night's St Louis Cardinals game. https://t.co/5WPIcBuLwk
And in less than 24 hours there's already a Scott Sterling mashup of last night's St Louis Cardinals game. https://t.co/5WPIcBuLwk
Jess Stryker Mar 31, 2017 Wonder if anyone else has Fatal Pushed their own creature just so they can trigger revolt in an attempt to turn the game around. #mtg
Wonder if anyone else has Fatal Pushed their own creature just so they can trigger revolt in an attempt to turn the game around. #mtg
Jess Stryker Mar 29, 2017 Little behind on backlog, but finally played Far Cry Blood Dragon this weekend and working on Bioshock Infinite now. How'd I wait so long?
Little behind on backlog, but finally played Far Cry Blood Dragon this weekend and working on Bioshock Infinite now. How'd I wait so long?
Jess Stryker Mar 28, 2017 Didn't pull any expeditions nor masterpieces. Seeing the borders for Amonkhet's invocations guarantees I'm going to pull several.
Didn't pull any expeditions nor masterpieces. Seeing the borders for Amonkhet's invocations guarantees I'm going to pull several.
Jess Stryker Mar 26, 2017 Fantasy draft is in the books. Not a bad looking team for not doing as much prep work this year. https://t.co/eaBje8MurW
Fantasy draft is in the books. Not a bad looking team for not doing as much prep work this year. https://t.co/eaBje8MurW
Jess Stryker Mar 25, 2017 Less than 24 hours before my fantasy draft. You'd think one of these days I wouldn't save half my prep for the final days.
Less than 24 hours before my fantasy draft. You'd think one of these days I wouldn't save half my prep for the final days.
Jess Stryker Mar 24, 2017 Is crazy though how often I see other people also driving PT cruisers. ESPECIALLY silver ones.
Jess Stryker Mar 24, 2017 Fantasy Baseball Team name this year: Turner Beat Around. https://t.co/BTl5lpTymH
Jess Stryker Mar 22, 2017 When you get chewed out for not helping out at the front of the store but already helping others get their job done and leave an hour late.
When you get chewed out for not helping out at the front of the store but already helping others get their job done and leave an hour late.
Jess Stryker Mar 19, 2017 Always loved Judas Priest's cover of the Chuck Berry classic as well. https://t.co/WPslm9wjZr
Jess Stryker Mar 18, 2017 Only one game is over and already lost a team. Going to be a long NCAA Tournament. RIP my sweet Prince(ton).
Only one game is over and already lost a team. Going to be a long NCAA Tournament. RIP my sweet Prince(ton).
Jess Stryker Mar 15, 2017 It's so cold and windy right now I'm pretty sure my frozen nipples could cut through glass.
Jess Stryker Mar 11, 2017 Always amused when I like a draft deck, it does poorly. When I feel unsure, it performs well. 3-1 tonight and first place from tiebreakers.
Always amused when I like a draft deck, it does poorly. When I feel unsure, it performs well. 3-1 tonight and first place from tiebreakers.
Jess Stryker Feb 28, 2017 With each new card being spoiled in #ModernMasters2017, it makes resisting the preorder prices that much harder. Insane value thus far.
With each new card being spoiled in #ModernMasters2017, it makes resisting the preorder prices that much harder. Insane value thus far.
Jess Stryker Feb 24, 2017 Checking out the new Pie Five. Awesome we have a Chipotle for pizza now. https://t.co/fWfmbq1FFZ
Jess Stryker Feb 20, 2017 I'd be terrible at a trust fall. Not that I wouldn't trust the people to catch me, but more so the leaning back part in general
I'd be terrible at a trust fall. Not that I wouldn't trust the people to catch me, but more so the leaning back part in general
Jess Stryker Feb 19, 2017 So many times I notice a typo after a tweet is posted. Then the race begins to fix the typo before anyone notices.
So many times I notice a typo after a tweet is posted. Then the race begins to fix the typo before anyone notices.
Jess Stryker Feb 15, 2017 Maybe now I'll be able to get rid of this piece of crap. https://t.co/dB58IVjfFL
Jess Stryker Feb 11, 2017 We'd also try to find each others cadbury eggs and eat theirs in an attempt to make our own stash last longer. I was a better hider. =P
We'd also try to find each others cadbury eggs and eat theirs in an attempt to make our own stash last longer. I was a better hider. =P
Jess Stryker Feb 11, 2017 RT @AustinBedsaul: You know you live in Central Pennsylvania when there's 1/2" of snow on the ground and everything is canceled.
RT @AustinBedsaul: You know you live in Central Pennsylvania when there's 1/2" of snow on the ground and everything is canceled.