Jess Stryker Oct 30, 2016 Last night stayed up until 4am. All this week I need to be up at work at 4am to set Christmas. Going to be so tired. .
Last night stayed up until 4am. All this week I need to be up at work at 4am to set Christmas. Going to be so tired. .
Jess Stryker Oct 28, 2016 Missed a multi vehicle accident on the highway by mere minutes reading news reports. Seems I got lucky.
Missed a multi vehicle accident on the highway by mere minutes reading news reports. Seems I got lucky.
Jess Stryker Oct 26, 2016 The many shitty games I buy to stay alive in a gamerscore competition I know I can't win. #DefinitionOfInsanity
The many shitty games I buy to stay alive in a gamerscore competition I know I can't win. #DefinitionOfInsanity
Jess Stryker Oct 24, 2016 Sister: Girls don't fart. Niece: But I farted on you. #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
Jess Stryker Oct 23, 2016 I'm going to laugh if Walking Dead pulls a swerve and nobody dies even though everybody seems to be expecting someone to die.
I'm going to laugh if Walking Dead pulls a swerve and nobody dies even though everybody seems to be expecting someone to die.
Jess Stryker Oct 23, 2016 Worked my first Saturday night in months. Forgot how much that can suck. Glad I'm mostly mornings now even if I still struggle waking up.
Worked my first Saturday night in months. Forgot how much that can suck. Glad I'm mostly mornings now even if I still struggle waking up.
Jess Stryker Oct 23, 2016 Wrapping birthday gift that came in black box inside of yellow tissue paper wasn't the best idea. Using all the sheets and still see through
Wrapping birthday gift that came in black box inside of yellow tissue paper wasn't the best idea. Using all the sheets and still see through
Jess Stryker Oct 20, 2016 Not sure how I feel on Nintendo Switch. Digging the transportable design, but we know it'll be underpowered. Games will be deciding factor.
Not sure how I feel on Nintendo Switch. Digging the transportable design, but we know it'll be underpowered. Games will be deciding factor.
Jess Stryker Oct 16, 2016 IF the new Rockstar game is Table Tennis 2 and they make it compatible with VR, how many broken TVs do we expect after the game releases?
IF the new Rockstar game is Table Tennis 2 and they make it compatible with VR, how many broken TVs do we expect after the game releases?
Jess Stryker Oct 15, 2016 No forks or spoons in the break room. Going to et chicken parmesan with two knives chopstick style. #DisasterWaitingToHappen
No forks or spoons in the break room. Going to et chicken parmesan with two knives chopstick style. #DisasterWaitingToHappen
Jess Stryker Oct 13, 2016 Custom controller supposedly coming in the mail tomorrow. Excited to get my hands on it.
Jess Stryker Oct 11, 2016 Miz / Ziggler was a great match. How was that not made the main event? Does this mean something big during Wyatt / Orton match? #WWENoMercy
Miz / Ziggler was a great match. How was that not made the main event? Does this mean something big during Wyatt / Orton match? #WWENoMercy
Jess Stryker Oct 9, 2016 #WWENoMercy predictions: Jack Swagger AJ Styles Nikki Bella Bray Wyatt Usos Miz
Jess Stryker Oct 8, 2016 Apparently I have 1700 rare achievements according to @Xbox. That's roughly half of all of my achievements on the Xbox One. Not exactly rare
Apparently I have 1700 rare achievements according to @Xbox. That's roughly half of all of my achievements on the Xbox One. Not exactly rare
Jess Stryker Oct 7, 2016 What's a good (preferably free) video editing program? Want to try and get stuff setup on the computer this weekend.
What's a good (preferably free) video editing program? Want to try and get stuff setup on the computer this weekend.
Jess Stryker Oct 2, 2016 This is my opponent in Yahoo (I own him) and my dad in my other league (he benched him). He also had Matt Ryan. On… https://t.co/V94WovCKkQ
This is my opponent in Yahoo (I own him) and my dad in my other league (he benched him). He also had Matt Ryan. On… https://t.co/V94WovCKkQ
Jess Stryker Oct 1, 2016 Even though the card Midnight Oil is terrible, it would be fun to donate it to my opponent and ask what they will do when beds are burning.
Even though the card Midnight Oil is terrible, it would be fun to donate it to my opponent and ask what they will do when beds are burning.
Jess Stryker Oct 1, 2016 Every time a contest I've entered announces a winner, they always spell my name wrong.
Jess Stryker Sep 29, 2016 For the body, even Military Green and Photon Blue look good, with everything else remaining the same. #ChoicesAreHard
For the body, even Military Green and Photon Blue look good, with everything else remaining the same. #ChoicesAreHard
Jess Stryker Sep 25, 2016 Between the car on fire Friday and two different houses on fire Saturday on the way home, did Chandra escape to the real world? #MTG
Between the car on fire Friday and two different houses on fire Saturday on the way home, did Chandra escape to the real world? #MTG
Jess Stryker Sep 24, 2016 Went 2-1-1 during #Kaladesh prerelease. R/U with Chandra leading the charge. Now to do it again Saturday night.
Went 2-1-1 during #Kaladesh prerelease. R/U with Chandra leading the charge. Now to do it again Saturday night.
Jess Stryker Sep 22, 2016 Saw Tom Brady action figures at Target this afternoon. Wonder if they're deflatable.
Jess Stryker Sep 19, 2016 I know this is optimistic, but here's hoping Adrian Peterson's injury puts him out the rest of the season. Then I can bench his sorry ass.
I know this is optimistic, but here's hoping Adrian Peterson's injury puts him out the rest of the season. Then I can bench his sorry ass.
Jess Stryker Sep 18, 2016 Am I crazy for considering benching Jarvis Landry for Tajae Sharpe this week in a #PPR league? #FantasyFootball
Am I crazy for considering benching Jarvis Landry for Tajae Sharpe this week in a #PPR league? #FantasyFootball
Jess Stryker Sep 17, 2016 Fairgrounds have weird things. Like Deep Fried Vegetables. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of eating veggies in the first place?
Fairgrounds have weird things. Like Deep Fried Vegetables. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of eating veggies in the first place?
Jess Stryker Sep 13, 2016 I guess @Xbox wants me to save money by not buying games as I won't know when they're on sale now?
Jess Stryker Sep 12, 2016 Work now has a blender in the break room to make milkshakes. Put too much milk so mine instead tastes like egg nog. Still good though.
Work now has a blender in the break room to make milkshakes. Put too much milk so mine instead tastes like egg nog. Still good though.
Jess Stryker Sep 11, 2016 When you have a chance to take the points against a tough defense. You take the points. How hard of a ing choice is that?
When you have a chance to take the points against a tough defense. You take the points. How hard of a ing choice is that?
Jess Stryker Sep 11, 2016 First drive for the Vikings, Peterson only touches the ball once. Shaun Hill isn't good at this whole handing off to Peterson thing, is he?
First drive for the Vikings, Peterson only touches the ball once. Shaun Hill isn't good at this whole handing off to Peterson thing, is he?
Jess Stryker Sep 11, 2016 Note to self: Shouldn't eat 3 month old popcorn. Was sicker than a dog this afternoon and just now feeling a bit better.
Note to self: Shouldn't eat 3 month old popcorn. Was sicker than a dog this afternoon and just now feeling a bit better.
Jess Stryker Sep 4, 2016 First time seeing John Gant of the @Braves pitch. Does he always break dance before each pitch and is he looking for a dance partner?
First time seeing John Gant of the @Braves pitch. Does he always break dance before each pitch and is he looking for a dance partner?
Jess Stryker Sep 3, 2016 Funny thing, was supposed to go in April, but rained out. Moved tickets to today and Hurricane Hermione almost threated to rain us out again
Funny thing, was supposed to go in April, but rained out. Moved tickets to today and Hurricane Hermione almost threated to rain us out again
Jess Stryker Sep 2, 2016 With vehicles in Kaladesh, have had Speedway by Static X stuck in my head. https://t.co/gpTeWJDsqg
Jess Stryker Sep 2, 2016 but since CW is on the other side of the mall, had to walk the whole way around the mall outside after close in the dark. Oops.
but since CW is on the other side of the mall, had to walk the whole way around the mall outside after close in the dark. Oops.
Jess Stryker Aug 31, 2016 I've heard of choking the chicken, but never chocking the #McChicken. If you haven't heard or seen the video, don't. You're better off.
I've heard of choking the chicken, but never chocking the #McChicken. If you haven't heard or seen the video, don't. You're better off.
Jess Stryker Aug 29, 2016 First Fantasy football draft got to draft my favorite rookie Wide Receiver on the citadel in Sterling Shepard.
First Fantasy football draft got to draft my favorite rookie Wide Receiver on the citadel in Sterling Shepard.
Jess Stryker Aug 24, 2016 Pretty terrible deal. If people remember to download their free Games with Gold, they should own the options already https://t.co/49pzpm6sGp
Pretty terrible deal. If people remember to download their free Games with Gold, they should own the options already https://t.co/49pzpm6sGp
Jess Stryker Aug 19, 2016 At least POG hours should pick back up two weeks from now. Can go back to mornings and won't have children screaming in my ear.
At least POG hours should pick back up two weeks from now. Can go back to mornings and won't have children screaming in my ear.
Jess Stryker Aug 18, 2016 So many vicious lightning strikes outside. So many people are probably taking 3 damage to the face as we speak.
So many vicious lightning strikes outside. So many people are probably taking 3 damage to the face as we speak.
Jess Stryker Aug 13, 2016 Just got back from Baltimore after a long day. Going to sleep good tonight. Completely exhausted.
Jess Stryker Aug 8, 2016 Hit my 6th anniversary at Target this past week. Holy crap has it really been that long?
Jess Stryker Aug 8, 2016 I'll stay alive in the playoff hunt (at 9-9), but more importantly will have beat my dad both times in the regular season. (2/2)
I'll stay alive in the playoff hunt (at 9-9), but more importantly will have beat my dad both times in the regular season. (2/2)
Jess Stryker Aug 6, 2016 Missed out on the original BulletSoul. Happy to see formally Japanese exclusives coming to the American marketplace. https://t.co/oq4Itn06Hg
Missed out on the original BulletSoul. Happy to see formally Japanese exclusives coming to the American marketplace. https://t.co/oq4Itn06Hg
Jess Stryker Aug 6, 2016 With the soon addition of many PS3 games, my backlog is becoming even more of an issue now. https://t.co/DGZPGNYXH2
With the soon addition of many PS3 games, my backlog is becoming even more of an issue now. https://t.co/DGZPGNYXH2
Jess Stryker Aug 4, 2016 Waiting at the mall to draft Eldritch Moon when a guy may have talked me into playing Standard next Friday. I may be making a grave mistake.
Waiting at the mall to draft Eldritch Moon when a guy may have talked me into playing Standard next Friday. I may be making a grave mistake.