as opposed to the very nice STD clinic
Good point, good point.
As far as the female ejacualtion goes, feel free to rely on wikipedia if you want. Just be prepared for the penicillin co-pays.
Female ejaculation is so limited that it's extraordinarily unlikely that this lady can do it. My wife is a doctor who spent some internship time in a nasty, nasty STD clinic. 99% of the time squiriting means STD.
Nintendo's answer on why they won't sell you a ccnnector is absurd. Using that logic, all auto parts should be taken off the market becuase "someone could get hurt with a screwdriver." Perhaps they should shut down the construction industry too.
Good luck.
I've lived in Cleveland for four years. I work downtown, and have lived on both sides of the city, and know it pretty well. When I was younger (I'm guessing your age) I lived in Sandusky for a few years, home of the vaunted Cedar Point.
It sounds like you're living in relatively small town...