J J jessepriest Jun 14, 2019 When Kendrick Lamar says, put a baby in a spiral, is he talking like when Joe Montana throws the old pigskin to Jer… https://t.co/MfN3FMIQLy
When Kendrick Lamar says, put a baby in a spiral, is he talking like when Joe Montana throws the old pigskin to Jer… https://t.co/MfN3FMIQLy
J J jessepriest May 21, 2019 Crop dusting all the real housewives of Corvallis at this Safeway right now. with me.
J J jessepriest Mar 20, 2019 I might go to Uncle Acid and the deadbeats at Roseland Theater in Portland, OR - Mar 20 https://t.co/L3O96egsU2
I might go to Uncle Acid and the deadbeats at Roseland Theater in Portland, OR - Mar 20 https://t.co/L3O96egsU2
J J jessepriest Aug 25, 2018 Do I have to play the other 13 Call of Duty games before I play Black Ops 3?
J J jessepriest Nov 20, 2016 To the developers of the simulation that we live in, I have some balance suggestions for the classes and I'd say we're due for an update.
To the developers of the simulation that we live in, I have some balance suggestions for the classes and I'd say we're due for an update.
J J jessepriest Oct 28, 2016 This video is my official endorsement for Donald Trump. Art needs something to rebel against. #makepunkgreatagain https://t.co/enIq5prqKi
This video is my official endorsement for Donald Trump. Art needs something to rebel against. #makepunkgreatagain https://t.co/enIq5prqKi
J J jessepriest Oct 15, 2016 I will never afford to see a Broadway musical, but I just watched the opening to the Lion King in VR and it was almost good enough.
I will never afford to see a Broadway musical, but I just watched the opening to the Lion King in VR and it was almost good enough.
J J jessepriest Oct 7, 2016 Enough with the clown stuff ya'll. They are whimsical characters meant to bring joy. And I will punch every one that comes close to me.
Enough with the clown stuff ya'll. They are whimsical characters meant to bring joy. And I will punch every one that comes close to me.
J J jessepriest Oct 6, 2016 The closer you get to something, the harder it becomes to tell whether it's brilliant or tragic. #im14andthisisdeep
The closer you get to something, the harder it becomes to tell whether it's brilliant or tragic. #im14andthisisdeep
J J jessepriest Oct 5, 2016 George Clinton for president. #onenationunderagroove #paintthewhitehouseblack
J J jessepriest Oct 4, 2016 What you mistake for incompetence, is really me being a quiet storm. I'm a PSP copy of 'Tempest' in a teacup. #jokeneedsexplaining
What you mistake for incompetence, is really me being a quiet storm. I'm a PSP copy of 'Tempest' in a teacup. #jokeneedsexplaining
J J jessepriest Sep 28, 2016 75℅ of being a comic is telling people that the status you just posted had nothing to do with your previous interactions with them.
75℅ of being a comic is telling people that the status you just posted had nothing to do with your previous interactions with them.
J J jessepriest Sep 25, 2016 Someone told me that Seal was Sting in blackface, and that I should stop writing my characters as racists.
Someone told me that Seal was Sting in blackface, and that I should stop writing my characters as racists.
J J jessepriest Sep 11, 2016 Imagine how many more likes you'd get if the people reading your statuses weren't jealous of you.
J J jessepriest Aug 9, 2016 Ok, I want everyone to refer to @NoMansSky as Nomanski, pronounced "No-Mon-Ski".
J J jessepriest May 7, 2016 Do y'all remember in the 90's when they made red lights optional for the first 5 seconds?
J J jessepriest May 2, 2016 I wanted to see how much weight I lost after a shave, turns out it's 3 pounds and I'm not allowed to shave while drunk.
I wanted to see how much weight I lost after a shave, turns out it's 3 pounds and I'm not allowed to shave while drunk.
J J jessepriest Apr 19, 2016 I just blew a 23 y/o's mind with this Sesame Street masterpiece https://t.co/hA35k83cdA
J J jessepriest Mar 12, 2016 The fact that the girl at the McDonalds remembered my hot mustard sauce means that she wants me, right?
The fact that the girl at the McDonalds remembered my hot mustard sauce means that she wants me, right?
J J jessepriest Mar 9, 2016 Stealing Body Glove hand stickers from the racks of T-shirts at Mervyn's.
J J jessepriest Feb 21, 2016 Due to the so-called "Tiffany" act of 2010, only 8 year old girls can sing in dubstup songs.
J J jessepriest Feb 8, 2016 I'm performing on the C4 show at Capitol City Theater tonight at 9:30, watch me sweat it out with @geoffparks and @ChadrickTweets .
I'm performing on the C4 show at Capitol City Theater tonight at 9:30, watch me sweat it out with @geoffparks and @ChadrickTweets .