13 year old hires hookers... to play Halo with him.

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http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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I can't blame him, Halo games are orgasmic.
 
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
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Brilliant.
 
It's the father's own fault for not getting the kid anything for his birthday. Jeez. Sounds like the father is neglectful.

The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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If this is a regular occurance anyways. But if it is, it's no wonder the kid ended up doing this. Probably was making up for years of not having his father around for the important things like birthdays. Promises might even go broken. I know there's a movie like this somewhere where a kid ends up doing something very much like this... It's not Blank Check, I know that... What the hell was it?
 
[quote name='siderealshift']Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.[/quote]

Bwahahahahahahahahhaaha. Too sweet.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']This kid is going to be a legend in high school.[/quote]

Yes, everyone will know him as the $$$$$$ kid because he rather play a video game then have sex with women.

Sad, and mean, but true.

I can type fuck, but I can't type $$$$$$? What kinds of (really fucking dumb).
 
What the story doesn't tell you is that the kid is a lousy tipper. All he gave me was a firm handshake and a slap on the ass. Son of a bitch.
 
[quote name='siderealshift']"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."[/quote]

Wow. I guess this kid is well on his way to becoming a governor.
 
[quote name='bigdaddy']
I can type fuck, but I can't type $$$$$$? What kinds of (really fucking dumb).[/quote]

You bypassed the swear filter for both. So your argument is kinda flawed to begin with.
 
[quote name='chasemurata']What the story doesn't tell you is that the kid is a lousy tipper. All he gave me was a firm handshake and a slap on the ass. Son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]

Did you take him into the semen soaked Chase Murata Love Lounge ®?

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this= greatest story I have ever heard!


Both are fucking retards. The dad for giving his kid a credit card with free run. The kid for hiring hookers and playing HALO. The only halo I'd be seeing is the underpants halo!
 
[quote name='Mr_hockey66']this= greatest story I have ever heard!


Both are fucking retards. The dad for giving his kid a credit card with free run. The kid for hiring hookers and playing HALO. The only halo I'd be seeing is the underpants halo![/quote]

The father did not give the kid his credit card, thats why he was convicted of fraud.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Did you take him into the semen soaked Chase Murata Love Lounge ®?

chasemurataloveloungepc7.jpg
[/quote]

Yes, yes I did.

He made me a woman in there. :oops:

Kayfabe aside...

That is glorious. Ha! Kudos, good sir. :applause::D
 
Hahaha, this is definitely awesome. Definitely laughed at:
"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus" part XD
 
escort services is not the same as prostitution or the acts of hookers. A escort is to have somebody who hang out and do alot of things with you including sex if your into the mood.

This is not a story at all since the bigger question is how did they get the number for the escort service??????

On that topic 13 is vey mature to have sex and personally people have been having sex since they were 10 or evne younger in rare cases. 13 year old is a okay since most people lose there virginity or explore sex around that time. No biggie.

At least they are not gay...which is probably running across the fathers mind at the moment when he found out what his son did:roll:
 
[quote name='Redie']escort services is not the same as prostitution or the acts of hookers. A escort is to have somebody who hang out and do alot of things with you including sex if your into the mood.

This is not a story at all since the bigger question is how did they get the number for the escort service??????

On that topic 13 is vey mature to have sex and personally people have been having sex since they were 10 or evne younger in rare cases. 13 year old is a okay since most people lose there virginity or explore sex around that time. No biggie.

At least they are not gay...which is probably running across the fathers mind at the moment when he found out what his son did:roll:[/QUOTE]

So you must be at least 13, right?
 
Hah! oh wait I thought you mean you must be at least 13 to play WoW...oops sorry...the former FFXI player in me laughed at the wrong thing
 
[quote name='Redie']escort services is not the same as prostitution or the acts of hookers. A escort is to have somebody who hang out and do alot of things with you including sex if your into the mood.[/QUOTE]
Escort service, massage parlor, whatever. If its sex for money, its prostitution.

He must have a proud father, especially since he probably won't be liable for the $30,000.
 
[quote name='BluesCluesMama']It's the father's own fault for not getting the kid anything for his birthday. Jeez. Sounds like the father is neglectful.



If this is a regular occurance anyways. But if it is, it's no wonder the kid ended up doing this. Probably was making up for years of not having his father around for the important things like birthdays. Promises might even go broken. I know there's a movie like this somewhere where a kid ends up doing something very much like this... It's not Blank Check, I know that... What the hell was it?[/quote]


You said what I was about to say.
 
[quote name='MegoW64']This story sounds like bullcrap.


I mean, who names their kid Ralph?[/quote]

Mrs. and Mr. Wiggums would like to have a talk with you.

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