A question about wiping your butt (serious, not flame bait)

[quote name='kakomu']Ass itches are probably more about the surface you're sitting on, sweat, what underwear and pants you're wearing, weather and other non-poop issues.[/quote]

Can't speak for anyone other than myself but for me, it's half and half. My ass is probably more sensitive than most ppl as I don't use the tp unless absolutely necessary (read: if I'm not home) so if there's a tiny area I missed, it'll itch like crazy and when I get home, more often than not, it'll be the tiniest piece of shit that dried out and crusted up.
 
I always look and continue wiping until clean.

But I don't stop there. I whip out the moist butt wipes (Cottonelle or the Walmart Equate brand) if I'm at home and continue wiping until the Hershey highway exit is exquisitely clean.

The butt wipes are a must to deal with the residual soft sticky shit (usually from insufficient fiber in diet) that cannot be fully removed with conventiional toilet paper and which contributes to ass itch, skid marks, and that not-so-fresh feeling.

I anxiously await the "three seashell" technology to become available (first seen in "Demolition Man").
 
Use these, you'll thank me later.
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[quote name='VanillaGorilla']What the hell made you bring back this Gem?[/QUOTE]
No kidding. If you just wanted to randomly bring back a topic from the dead there are far more interesting one's with which to do so.

However he has a point with the ass-wipes.
 
[quote name='Demontooth']Use these, you'll thank me later.
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You watch the Trick Daddy episode of MTV Cribs?

"Ain't no grown man s'pose to have crush in his drawers. Get you some wet onnnnnnnnes."

That line has become apart of me and my friend's vocabulary.
 
Man was not meant to live without these.


[quote name='Demontooth']Use these, you'll thank me later.
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i dont look, i can feel if im doing good back there, besides, a nice hot shower should get rid of whatever leaves behind, the way i see it..if you're feeling itchy back there afterward..you didnt do enough and you have brought shame to the shogun
 
Umm, so when does everyone think the new Circuit City clearance will take place?

[just trying to steer the topic in a less...umm...fecal direction]
 
Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!!!! Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON! - Stewie Griffin

Seemed like a good time to start a Family Guy quotes thread.
 
me? i don't wipe. i let my boxers do all the work. i make sure i buy dark colored ones so they always LOOK clean.
 
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