All-time funniest movie moment.

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Whats the one tv and or movie moment that makes you laugh just as hard as the first time you saw it?

Me, Porkys. When Miss Ballbricker is talking to the principle about trying to get a line up of penis's. With the coaches on the side laughing and the younger coach proposes his idea about putting up pictures all around asking if youve seen this prick...ahhhh..makes me laugh no matter how many times ive seen it.
 
That scene in Porky's was great. I also loved the part in Animal House when John Belushi falls when trying to be sneaky. I later learned that that was a mistake and he wasn't supposed to fall; but they didn't have the money or time to shoot any more scenes. I guess that made it all the funnier for me.
 
Caddyshack - any scene with Spalding.
Tommy Boy - the entire "Housekeeping" scene.
Revenge of the Nerds - Booger's belch.
Nerds II - Ogre, "What if C-A-T really spelled dog?"
 
[quote name='johnnyoski']Tommy Boy - the entire "Housekeeping" scene.
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I agree with Tommy Boy but disagree on the specific scene. My personal favorite has to be when Tommy puts on Richards coat. For some reason my best friend and I used to watch that over and over laughing our asses off.
 
The thing that comes to mind first is a scene from Me, Myself & Irene. In this scene, Jim Carey has become "Hank" and is in a restaurant with Irene. Anyhow, some kid is looking at him and he says, "What are you staring at f*cker" oh I laughed so hard. Then the kid's dad gets up and is ready to fight Hank, to which he replies, "Hey, this is between me and the kid." That's probably my favorite Jim Carey movie.

Then a scene from Ghostbusters comes to mind in which Peter (Billy Murray) says something along the lines of "dickless messed the containment unit up" then the guy he's talking to asks if that's true, and Murray replies, "Yes, it's true, this man has no dick." So random, simple and yet hilarious.

As I think more, more movies come to mind. Pretty much all of The Nutty Professor 1&2 when they're eating. Oh, and when Grandma Klump is after the "stripper-man". Then Coming to America was hiliarious too. "My son works!" "Yes F*ck you too!" "F*ck you, f*ck you, and f*ck you, who's next?" And Friday was pretty funny too at times, although I wasn't a fan of the next 2 films.
 
The funniest first 5 minutes of a movie would be Naked Gun 33 1/3.

Oh my god look, its disgruntled postal workers! With OJ in the background about to spike a baby...
 
I think Ace Ventura: Pet Detective was one of the movies I always laughed alot while watching.

Example: The scene where he returns this hot woman's dog and the states that her greatfulness is all the thanks he needs (and some money would be nice) then the woman begins to give him some oral pleasure while Ace holds on for dear life to the molding in the entry. Hilarious.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Then a scene from Ghostbusters comes to mind in which Peter (Billy Murray) says something along the lines of "dickless messed the containment unit up" then the guy he's talking to asks if that's true, and Murray replies, "Yes, it's true, this man has no dick." So random, simple and yet hilarious.[/quote]

When I was a kid, GB was my favorite movie. My dad told me I could recite the entire movie from memory. I was hardcore Ghost Busters.

Anyways, my fave moment is when Bill Murray first sees Slimer. Slimer charges as Bill Murray screams. They cut away, and return to show Bill rolling on the ground covered in slime. He looks like a freshly birthed baby. They ask if he's ok, and he says, 'He slimed me Ray.' :lol:
 
[quote name='guessed']The Exorcist III, when the old woman crawls around on the ceiling.[/quote]

I completely forgot, the original Exorcist almost had me rolling in the aisles when I first saw it (theater, re-release).

Hil-fucking-larious.
 
I have two....

1. Baby's Day Out : the bad guys and the baby are in the park, on a bench talking to the cops - trying to keep the baby quiet and out-of-sight. The baby's under the ring-leaders' trench coat and gets ahold of his lighter and eventuallly startis his crotch on fire. After some very funny wincing, the cops trot off and he stands up with his crotch all a'blaze. The 'goon' of the gang throws the guy down to the ground and procedes to stop on his crotch in order to put out the fire.

Must have rewound that about 20 time laughing harder and harder

2. Sensless : the guy's senses are tripping when the resident slut stops by and start "getting it on". The laughs ensue when each sense tunes out and he's trying to get into it.
 
Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.[/quote]

American Beauty is a great one, I'd start quoting but then I'd be here all night. That's probably my second favorite movie after Fight Club.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.[/quote]

American Beauty is a great one, I'd start quoting but then I'd be here all night. That's probably my second favorite movie after Fight Club.[/quote]

My friend and I would always say this line from American Psycho when someone (particularly a girl) would anger us:

'You're an ugly bitch. I'm gonna stab you in the neck, and play around with your blood.'

As for Fight Club, don't get me started. Go read the book if you haven't (though I think I remember you saying you have crymnl).
 
Oh and all of Forrest Gump, I love that movie. I've watched that with my dad so many times. Just quoting the whole movie.

Lt Dan, Ice cream, Ice cream Lt. Dan!
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Oh and all of Forrest Gump, I love that movie. I've watched that with my dad so many times. Just quoting the whole movie.

Lt Dan, Ice cream, Ice cream Lt. Dan![/quote]

I love watching Lt. Dan challenge God atop that crow's nest.

'IS THAT THE BEST YOU DAN DO!?!'
 
Then after the storm Dan jumps in the water, to which Forrest replies "I think he made his peace with God."

Or how about when Dan shows up on the dock, Forrest dives off leaving his boat, only to watch it crash into another dock moments later.
"That's my boat!"
 
That moment in Chasing Amy when the joke about Santa Claus, a lesbian and the Easter Bunny is told, I had to pause the movie until I stopped laughing.
 
The end of Very Bad Things where you find out just how shitty everyone's lives have become. My friend and I were laughing so hard in the theater. I don't think anyone else there got it. But we really appreciate dark humor.
 
1. All of Wayne's World.

2. the Clerks "Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot" scene.
 
1. Bruce Almighty: Anchorman Scene
2. Great White Hype: Mr. Roper Song
3. Bumfights Vol 1: Bling Bling Singing the "Watch This" Song
 
The start of Kung Pow when the woman walking on the trail picks up the rolling baby. She says "So cute..." and then tosses him down the other side to continue rolling down the hill. I think that whole movie is hilarious.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.[/quote]

American Beauty is a great one, I'd start quoting but then I'd be here all night. That's probably my second favorite movie after Fight Club.[/quote]

My friend and I would always say this line from American Psycho when someone (particularly a girl) would anger us:

'You're an ugly bitch. I'm gonna stab you in the neck, and play around with your blood.'

As for Fight Club, don't get me started. Go read the book if you haven't (though I think I remember you saying you have crymnl).[/quote]

I have probably read that book more times than I've seen the movie, which is alot.
 
Can't believe no one has mentioned the "hair gel" scene in There's Something About Mary. Also, the "is it the frank or the beans" scene in the same film.
Fight Club was also hilarious, especially the "priest and the water hose" scene.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.[/quote]

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.
 
Tie: The scence in Blues Brothers where their in the nun's office, and she starts hitting them with the yardstick, and Jim Belushi falls down the stairs.

The other is the stoned scence in Super Troopers. "I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAAAN".
 
i know this is from a TV show, but on the Family Guy episode with the willy wonka type beer factory. anyways, when peter finds the golden ticket and is running home and falls and hurts his knee. and they show it for a few minutes just in pain. that is the hardest i ever laughed at a scene. seeeee aahhhhh seeeee ahhhhhhh sseeeee ahhhhh
 
The funniest movie would be Jackass:the Movie. The only movie i laughed so hard my chest hurt. Espicially the opening and Son of Jackass scenes. And also Kung Pow and Jay and SLient Bob STrike Back.
 
A couple of my favorites:
The scene in Goldmember when Austin Powers in on the submarine and ends up taking a physical (the peeing in the cup gets me everytime).

The end of the scene in Scary Movie 3 where the chick is picking the kid up at school. When they close the door and someone throws a bunch of crayons at it, the teacher yells "Who the F$%@ did that?!"
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']The funniest movie would be Jackass:the Movie. The only movie i laughed so hard my chest hurt. Espicially the opening and Son of Jackass scenes. And also Kung Pow and Jay and SLient Bob STrike Back.[/quote]

Yeah, the segment in Jackass where they gave each other electric shocks had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe. The funniest moment was when they placed the electrodes on some guy's genital area and turned on the juice! His face right when it happened and the rest of the crew's reaction was priceless!

Also, the scene in Summer School where Dave and Chainsaw come out of the rabbit barn at the zoo screaming "Bunnies from Hell!!", with fake rabbits attached to their faces, as if the rabbits were biting them.
 
^^^^
Jackass: the Movie was sweet.
It's too tough to narrow it down to a favorite segment though. I thought nearly every one was hilarious.
 
I'm thinking the scene in Caddyshack where Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) is practicing golf late and hits his ball into Carl's (Bill Murray) shed. That conversation is amazing.

"It's one part Kentucky Bluegrass, on part bent and one part California Sensimilia. The great thing about that is that you can play 36 holes during the day on it and then come home and get stoned to the Bejesus Belt."
 
[quote name='eljedi13']The start of Kung Pow when the woman walking on the trail picks up the rolling baby. She says "So cute..." and then tosses him down the other side to continue rolling down the hill. I think that whole movie is hilarious.[/quote]

That scene, and the screming scene (where he ends up popping a blood vessel), actually made me cry I was laughing so hard.
 
Almost any part of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut".

My friends and I saw it in the theater, and I don't think we stopped laughing for more than a minute at any point during the movie. My sides literally hurt from laughing.
 
[quote name='johnnyoski'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.[/quote]

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.[/quote]

Robin Williams:
"I'm going on safari on your a** muther****! SA-FA-RI!" *makes incredible eliphant noise*

Wonderful, wonderful stuff, and I don't even like Robin Williams!
 
I can't believe no one mentioned half baked. The opening was classic, even brought back memories. And when Jim Brueler explained killer's death. Definitely has to many to name.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.[/quote]

American Psycho was great. I walked around for weeks telling people I had to return videotapes. Death to Smoochy was also one of my favorites, I'm screwing up the quote prob but Robin Williams being asked "How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?" and responding "In a country of neanderthals I'd say that's the f*cking medal of honor" had me rolling on the floor for hours. The Office Space copier beating ranks high on my list as well.
 
[quote name='OneThousandFingers'][quote name='johnnyoski'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.[/quote]

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.[/quote]

Robin Williams:
"I'm going on safari on your a** muther****! SA-FA-RI!" *makes incredible eliphant noise*

Wonderful, wonderful stuff, and I don't even like Robin Williams![/quote]

That was AWESOME. XD
 
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