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fucking people around here...

it's nearing 1 AM, I was sound asleep. I was awakened from that sound sleep by a loud banging at my door. (Now, this has happened a few times before and it's never good, once when my phone was out and my sister had a car accident and again when my mom was taken to the hospital with chest pains. Anyway...) So, I jumped out of bed, fearing the worst had happened. So I got to the door and looked through the peephole to find two 18-21 year old guys banging on the door of the apt across the hall. I opened the door and asked them what was going on. They asked for a person who I had never heard of and I told them that I didn't think that they lived in this building. So they started to walk away, but then one guy stopped and asked in a semi whisper if I sold weed. I should have directed him to the cop in the next building over, but I just said no and closed the door. Now I'm pissed off, my heart is racing, and I know I'm not going to be able to sleep... fuck this place, I need to move out.


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LOL you should bring a knife or a gun with you when you open the door. Who know they might try to look for a apt. to rob. Consider yourself lucky
 
"It seemed like a simple place to score. Then some old lady came to the door and said MckKenzie Phillips doesn't live here anymore." - The Hold Steady

Anyway, yeah, I've had that happen to me, too. When I first moved in years ago, I had some sketchy dude knock on my door and ask for some guy... Colaricci or something. Anyway, about a month later, a cop knocked on my door looking for him, too. So, yeah, I guess the apartment manager lied about some "nice soldier, fine upstanding, deployed a lot, never really used the place" being the previous tenant.

Also reminds me of my one great Big Lebowski moment when I had a cop knock on my door and ask for some chick. I was dirt poor back then and had next to nothing. My 10-year-old 13" TV was on a frickin' folding stand that cost $7 at K-Mart for crying out loud. So I stepped back from the door to let him look in and said "sir, does it look like a woman lives here?" He kind of shook his head, a little disappointed, and left.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']I have a real easy c phone number and so every once in awhile I'm some company. Right now I'm Allstate insurance.[/QUOTE]
you don't read the OP's at all, do you?
 
How obnoxious, but I've had worse happen.

Once, back in San Diego... a bunch of cops raided my house, pointed guns at all of us and woke us up looking for someone.

...they got the wrong house.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']you don't read the OP's at all, do you?[/quote]

I thought it was as pressing a rant... it's not my fault the guy lives in the ghetto. :roll:
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']I thought it was as pressing a rant... it's not my fault the guy lives in the ghetto. :roll:[/quote]

Newsflash: People sell/do drugs in rich neighborhoods as well.
 
[quote name='yukine']Newsflash: People sell/do drugs in rich neighborhoods as well.[/QUOTE]

News-flash people in rich neighborhoods do harder, more expensive drugs.


Once someone was pulling on my door at like two in the morning. I grabbed my pistol, went to the door heard a women. I opened the door to find my Turkish neighbor lady drunk. I had to help her home. Which is 20 ft to the left.
 
[quote name='Graystone']
Once someone was pulling on my door at like two in the morning. I grabbed my pistol, went to the door heard a women. I opened the door to find my Turkish neighbor lady drunk. I had to help her home. Which is 20 ft to the left.[/quote]
AFTER you took her inside for some ''breakfast'', right?
 
While I've never been mistaken for selling drugs, I once had a cute college girl knock on my door selling magazine subscriptions for some club she was in. After I told her I wasn't interested, she asked me "Do you poke smot?" and it took me a couple seconds to transverse the "p" and the "sm" in her question before I realized she was offering to get me high if I bought a magazine subscription.

Hell, she probably sold alot of subscriptions that day knowing some of the people who lived in that neighborhood.
 
dude if youre black they always think you either sell it or you use it. i personally have never, and i mean never, smoked weed or done any drugs aside from the occasional drink. but in college i seriously lost count of all the times peopel would come up to me to ask if i was holdin or if i knew someplace to get some good stuff. all im doing is hanging out in front of my dorm chillin and chattin and if they werent askin me for cigs it was for weed.


sad thing about that is i knew a number of dealers on campus and everyone of them was white so that one is a mind boggler. now why cant i be mistaken for a pimp and have a coupple of hot hos give me their earnings and a little bit of action on the side?
 
[quote name='ahmedmalik']I can honestly say that I've never gotten high, drunk, or even smoked a cigarette.[/quote]

If only Lindsay Lohan could say the same.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']I thought it was as pressing a rant... it's not my fault the guy lives in the ghetto. :roll:[/quote]

Funny thing is, I don't live in the ghetto...more like a trailer park w/o the trailers. But it's $425 a month for a 2 BR apt. I can't beat that.
 
[quote name='briansraregames']Funny thing is, I don't live in the ghetto...more like a trailer park w/o the trailers. But it's $425 a month for a 2 BR apt. I can't beat that.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I'm moving in where you live (not your apartment). For $425/mo for 2 bedrooms, I don't care if I have to step over bodies to get in & out of my apartment.

New Jersey is too expensive.
 
[quote name='Graystone']News-flash people in rich neighborhoods do harder, more expensive drugs.[/quote]

Harder? Pshaw; marijuana's pretty universal across class, truth be told. Heroin is becoming a white, middle-class phenomenon again, but the lower classes still have meth and crack, just for starters. The "cocaine as rich person's drug" came and went in the 1980's. Now, wealthy people have the ability to get access to different drugs (they're more prone to pharma-abuse), but it's untrue to say one or the other does "harder" drugs.

Once someone was pulling on my door at like two in the morning. I grabbed my pistol, went to the door heard a women. I opened the door to find my Turkish neighbor lady drunk. I had to help her home. Which is 20 ft to the left.

Well, good thing you had your gun, or else you wouldn't have been able to help her home.

[quote name='briansraregames']Funny thing is, I don't live in the ghetto...more like a trailer park w/o the trailers. But it's $425 a month for a 2 BR apt. I can't beat that.[/QUOTE]

Look, let's not kid ourselves here. Drugs are common in every kind of neighborhood, so this "drugs=ghetto" kind of talk is not only incorrect, it's indirectly racist as well. Let me take you in a car ride to the country some time, and we can see how poor rural white folk make meth. I'm not singling you out, OP, but this was a convenient post. And $425 for a 2BR is very good.
 
[quote name='lokizz'] now why cant i be mistaken for a pimp and have a coupple of hot hos give me their earnings and a little bit of action on the side?[/quote]

Really? That happens to me at least two or three times a week.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']
Look, let's not kid ourselves here. Drugs are common in every kind of neighborhood, so this "drugs=ghetto" kind of talk is not only incorrect, it's indirectly racist as well. Let me take you in a car ride to the country some time, and we can see how poor rural white folk make meth. I'm not singling you out, OP, but this was a convenient post. And $425 for a 2BR is very good.[/quote]

Willie Nelson knows more about weed than Snoop Dogg ever could.
 
I think weed's tough to stereotype because such a wide variety of people smoke it.

That's not to say it doesn't differ at all; visualizing you average b-boy hitting a giant glass bong, or some hippie rolling a mango-flavored blunt strikes a nerve that says "hey, that's weird." There is a lot of common ground in this world centered around marijuana.

That's what's ultimately weird about the OP's story. I don't smoke weed, and rarely did. I just didn't care for it at all. Nevertheless, I know plenty about drugs; I always understood weed to happen in small social groups. You knew your growers, you could talk shop with them, and you rarely went out of your small circle to get it. It's a very "Mayberry" sort of thing, really. Now, I could be wrong about that, but it sure seemed like that to me.

Now, looking for acid, or pills, or dope? That's a different issue entirely. But weed was always a "small social circle" sort of thing, in my understanding. Nothing you'd be banging on a stranger's door in the middle of the night over.
 
More people are banging pills now than heroin or cocaine. Methodone! Oxycotin! Vicodin! Just lean back and let the warmth take you away.

In all honesty, the people I've seen doing taking all this shit has gotten to stop taking even Advil unless I'm in considerable pain. Generally, they all turn into craving assholes.
 
I had some neighbors across the street that were dealing big time, constantly had traffic in and out around the clock. Then one day they saw me in my police uniform (volunteer) and asked if I was a cop. I gave them a funny look and just smiled as I pretended to write something down in my little notebook. One week later they moved out.
 
[quote name='ahmedmalik']More people are banging pills now than heroin or cocaine. Methodone! Oxycotin! Vicodin! Just lean back and let the warmth take you away. [/QUOTE] Yeah. A friend of mine had his wisdom teeth taken out yesterday. In Iran. He's not sure what they gave him, but he's planning to bring back a little extra.

I hope it's legal here. I mean, with a prescription. :lol:
 
[quote name='ZeroSupporT']I had some neighbors across the street that were dealing big time, constantly had traffic in and out around the clock. Then one day they saw me in my police uniform (volunteer) and asked if I was a cop. I gave them a funny look and just smiled as I pretended to write something down in my little notebook. One week later they moved out.[/quote]

hmmm i think that was an extremely bold move. :twoguns:
 
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