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[quote name='flowery']Big news for me. My roomate is thinking about getting an XBOX 360.[/QUOTE]

Cool. After playing it, I want one too. However, I need to come up with the money... :lol:

[quote name='dcfox']I don't feel so good. I've eaten about 5 bags of beef jerky in the last two days.[/QUOTE]

Any reason for that?

Have you ever tried deer jerky? Good stuff.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Cool. After playing it, I want one too. However, I need to come up with the money... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah I saw it at circuit city this past weekend. My roomate has the money and is thinking about it. If he gets it I will be stoked though because we are going to be roomates for the another 2 years.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']

Any reason for that?

Have you ever tried deer jerky? Good stuff.[/QUOTE]
No particular reason. I also had to much clearanced halloween candy. I think I'm going to die soon. :sad:
 
[quote name='dcfox']No particular reason. I also had to much clearanced halloween candy. I think I'm going to die soon. :sad:[/QUOTE]
If you do Im SOOOOO stealing your avitar. ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']If you do Im SOOOOO stealing your avitar. ;)[/QUOTE]
Graverobber. Just because of that, I'm requesting that all my porno be buried in the grave beside me.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Graverobber. Just because of that, I'm requesting that all my porno be buried in the grave beside me.[/QUOTE]
If you think that will stop me in the least, you are sadly mistaken. fuck, I might do it just to keep you from having porn in the afterlife, not because I even wanted it. Yeah, Im a stone cold mofo, fo sho.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']If you think that will stop me in the least, you are sadly mistaken. fuck, I might do it just to keep you from having porn in the afterlife, not because I even wanted it. Yeah, Im a stone cold mofo, fo sho.[/QUOTE]
Please, once I get into Heaven, God will be supplying all my porn. And I heard he has some freaky stuff, like angel porn and Japanese porn.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Please, once I get into Heaven, God will be supplying all my porn. And I heard he has some freaky stuff, like angel porn and Japanese porn.[/QUOTE]

Nah, all the good tentacle pr0n is the devil's domain. Ol' Lucy's not gonna give that up for anyone not even God. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Nah, all the good tentacle pr0n is the devil's domain. Ol' Lucy's not gonna give that up for anyone not even God. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I hear they show La Blue Girl non-stop down there. :lol: I might have to check it out when I'm visiting you guys ;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Where ever I go there better not be porn. I want to real damn thing.[/QUOTE]

If you are Muslim you can have 40 some odd virgins waiting for you.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Yeah, I hear they show La Blue Girl non-stop down there. :lol: I might have to check it out when I'm visiting you guys ;)[/QUOTE]

What're you talkin' about? Who do you think Lucy gets his pr0n from? :twisted:

[quote name='flowery']If you are Muslim you can have 40 some odd virgins waiting for you.[/QUOTE]

I always hate that incentive. No one thinks this through. If there WERE 40 virgins or so, they were virgins in life and thus either died unexpectedly before being able to have sex or were too young. Thusly, it's doubtful that said virgins would give it up in heaven either so the guy would end up with 40 women who won't give it up until he can demonstrate responsibility... and besides how responsible can a guy who willingly blows up his penis? or even have any use for it?
 
[quote name='flowery']If you are Muslim you can have 40 some odd virgins waiting for you.[/QUOTE]

and if you follow the FSM you get a beer volcano and stripper factory.
 
[quote name='flowery']If you are Muslim you can have 40 some odd virgins waiting for you.[/QUOTE]
If I gotta go through 1/2 the shit a lot of Muslims have to to get their promise of 40 virgins, Id rather stick to my real life freakish nymphos thank you very much.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']and if you follow the FSM you get a beer volcano and stripper factory.[/QUOTE]

Damn that sounds good. I hope you dont have to blow yourself up for that one.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']If I gotta go through 1/2 the shit a lot of Muslims have to to get their promise of 40 virgins, Id rather stick to my real life freakish nymphos thank you very much.[/QUOTE]

Heh, I may have had a few virgins but I can definitely testify I've already had sex with more than 40 women and many more to go. Doubtful many muslims can make that claim.:lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']What're you talkin' about? Who do you think Lucy gets his pr0n from? :twisted:



I always hate that incentive. No one thinks this through. If there WERE 40 virgins or so, they were virgins in life and thus either died unexpectedly before being able to have sex or were too young. Thusly, it's doubtful that said virgins would give it up in heaven either so the guy would end up with 40 women who won't give it up until he can demonstrate responsibility... and besides how responsible can a guy who willingly blows up his penis? or even have any use for it?[/QUOTE]
So wait, the virgins were real women at one point? I always thought that were materialized, you know fantasy virgins you can tailor to your liking.
 
The Ott...where all discussion of religion MUST be sexually oriented. :lol:

Side note, is it a good idea to chose a religion based on how much pussy it will get you in the afterlife?
 
[quote name='flowery']Ok I got one for you.

If God is a women would you try and hit on her if you was in heaven?[/QUOTE]
Since god is essentially my "creator", if she were a woman, shed be my mom, so no. I wouldnt hit on my mom.
 
Let's see.

I forgot DVD-RAM because it's hard to find drives that use it. ;)

DVD + and DVD - are two flavors of the same standard, recordable DVD media. One standard is backed by one group of companies and the other by a different group of companies. Sort of like the X2 & K56Flex modem crap back a number of years ago.

These days, most DVD burners do both, so it doesn't matter what you get, since once it's recorded, it doesn't matter much.

And yes, there has to be at least one sexual reference per OTT page. ;)
 
[quote name='flowery']Ok I got one for you.

If God is a women would you try and hit on her if you was in heaven?[/QUOTE]
No, because she would be too busy making me dinner. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']No, because she would be too busy making me dinner. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Exactly, sex is what God's sister is for.
 
[quote name='flowery']Damn that sounds good. I hope you dont have to blow yourself up for that one.[/QUOTE]

Nope, just dress up like a pirate and pillage your way through Kansas once in your lifetime as a pilgrimage.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Let's see.

I forgot DVD-RAM because it's hard to find drives that use it. ;)

DVD + and DVD - are two flavors of the same standard, recordable DVD media. One standard is backed by one group of companies and the other by a different group of companies. Sort of like the X2 & K56Flex modem crap back a number of years ago.

These days, most DVD burners do both, so it doesn't matter what you get, since once it's recorded, it doesn't matter much.

And yes, there has to be at least one sexual reference per OTT page. ;)[/QUOTE]

I LOVE DVD RAM. Its an awesome freaking format. I hate the prices though. My burner does DVDRAM (first to do so I might add) but I cant possibly buy enough RAM to be happy. Tis a shame. Being able to defrag a disc is great.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Since god is essentially my "creator", if she were a woman, shed be my mom, so no. I wouldnt hit on my mom.[/QUOTE]

Well then technically then every women on this earth is your sister. Just think of that the next time.
 
[quote name='flowery']Ok I got one for you.

If God is a women would you try and hit on her if you was in heaven?[/QUOTE]

fuck yes. :drool:

[quote name='supadupacheap']The Ott...where all discussion of religion MUST be sexually oriented. :lol:

Side note, is it a good idea to chose a religion based on how much pussy it will get you in the afterlife?[/QUOTE]

Sure, that's why I'm considering becoming a mormon. :lol: Multiple wives? Hot damn, sign my ass up!

[quote name='dcfox']So wait, the virgins were real women at one point? I always thought that were materialized, you know fantasy virgins you can tailor to your liking.[/QUOTE]

No, IIRC, they were the children of Allah who were sacrificed in any holy wars against infidels but if you do the numbers, it's wouldn't be statistically feasible as there aren't that many virgins in the world to handle the growing influx of suiciders. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Let's see.

I forgot DVD-RAM because it's hard to find drives that use it. ;)

DVD + and DVD - are two flavors of the same standard, recordable DVD media. One standard is backed by one group of companies and the other by a different group of companies. Sort of like the X2 & K56Flex modem crap back a number of years ago.

These days, most DVD burners do both, so it doesn't matter what you get, since once it's recorded, it doesn't matter much.

And yes, there has to be at least one sexual reference per OTT page. ;)[/QUOTE]
Are normal dvd players capable of playing burnt dvds?
 
[quote name='flowery']Well then technically then every women on this earth is your sister. Just think of that the next time.[/QUOTE]
Oh ID fuck my sister. You read it here first. :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Oh ID fuck my sister. You read it here first. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Calling subbie (and indirectly, his sister). You have a call on line 1. I believe it was something about swapping sisters? :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Are normal dvd players capable of playing burnt dvds?[/QUOTE]
Depending on how you format it with your burner, yes. The compatability for DVD ROM is incredbily high these days. Even my first of the first Sony DVD players can play a ROM.
 
I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Sure, that's why I'm considering becoming a mormon. :lol: Multiple wives? Hot damn, sign my ass up! [/QUOTE]
You are so full of shit. We can't even get you to marry (and therefor be responsible) for one. How do you expect us to believe you ll take on your own "dirty dozen." ;)

[quote name='jaykrue']Calling subbie (and indirectly, his sister). You have a call on line 1. I believe it was something about swapping sisters? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']You are so full of shit. We can't even get you to marry (and therefor be responsible) for one. How do you expect us to believe you ll take on your own "dirty dozen." ;)[/QUOTE]

fuck no. The only reason I wouldn't marry is because you're only allowed one. :razz: Whoever thought up monogamy was probably a guy who didn't know how to play the game or a jealous ugly chick. :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']

Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.[/QUOTE]
I see your still in the beginner's section of Sub's club. Otherwise you would have said the one true perfect ass was on 12 year old. :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.[/QUOTE]
Uh oh, there goes a convert. :rofl:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']fuck no. The only reason I wouldn't marry is because you're only allowed one. :razz: Whoever thought up monogamy was probably a guy who didn't know how to play the game or a jealous ugly chick. :lol:[/QUOTE]
BS! There is no benefits to marrying multiple women unless you compare it to the slavery of human bondage known as a monogamous marriage. Think about it. More mouths to feed, more "how was your day"s to ask, all that relationshippy type crap. Nah. Singlehood is the way to go if a wide variety of women is what you seek. Marriage is slavery and while polyigamy seems a great deal next to traditional marriage, it sucks next to being a true single male.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Uh oh, there goes a convert. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

Soon the world will be awash in a sea of underage perverts. :rofl:

EDIT: That sounds pretty nasty now that I think about it. :puke:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.[/QUOTE]

When I see stuff like that I think, "... file that one in 'M' for 'Masturbatory'."

... and then I do.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']

Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.[/QUOTE]

Hey, if the Mona Lisa was transferred to a newer, younger museum, would it be any less of a work of art?
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']
Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.[/QUOTE]

That means as the only remaining clean member of the OTT I get to take you out right?:D
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']BS! There is no benefits to marrying multiple women unless you compare it to the slavery of human bondage known as a monogamous marriage. Think about it. More mouths to feed, more "how was your day"s to ask, all that relationshippy type crap. Nah. Singlehood is the way to go if a wide variety of women is what you seek. Marriage is slavery and while polyigamy seems a great deal next to traditional marriage, it sucks next to being a true single male.[/QUOTE]

Hey if you've got enough $$$ to handle more mouths, why not? Plus, in my old age, having a billion kids means I'll never lose out on a place to stay. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']I see your still in the beginner's section of Sub's club. Otherwise you would have said the one true perfect ass was on 12 year old. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Work permits start at 14. If a 12 year old with a perfect ass walks by, I wont say deny its perfection.
[quote name='shrike4242']Uh oh, there goes a convert. :rofl:[/QUOTE]
I love the talk of me being a "convert." As if I wasnt already a head elk before I ever joined CAG. Just because I dont mention it, doesnt mean its not the case.
See, sub has it right. Most of us are like him just don't openly admit it. Me, I just never had a time when it was relevant until now that I share.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That means as the only remaining clean member of the OTT I get to take you out right?:D[/QUOTE]
Im REALLY hoping you didnt just ask for a date. Sorry, RPG fanboys arent my type.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Hey, if the Mona Lisa was transferred to a newer, younger museum, would it be any less of a work of art?[/QUOTE]

Some would argue that the work of Michelangelo was degraded when they cleaned the Sistine Chapel.
 
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