American PsychOTT

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[quote name='supadupacheap']Im REALLY hoping you didnt just ask for a date. Sorry, RPG fanboys arent my type.[/QUOTE]

Well if by date you mean a good time to put a bullet through your skull then yes.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Some would argue that the work of Michelangelo was degraded when they cleaned the Sistine Chapel.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I lost the analogy now.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']And they fuck you because they cant do any better and sure as hell cant do any worse.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if that was a joke, because I'm hot to death.
 
[quote name='zewone']I don't know if that was a joke, because I'm hot to death.[/QUOTE]
Actually, in death the body loses temperature. Also, do you feel these fat girls often like fucking you because they think you are dead? :cold:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Soon the world will be awash in a sea of underage perverts. :rofl:
EDIT: That sounds pretty nasty now that I think about it. :puke:[/QUOTE]
Eventually, they'll die out, depending on how many there are. ;)

[quote name='Brak']When I see stuff like that I think, "... file that one in 'M' for 'Masturbatory'."

... and then I do.[/QUOTE]
Oh, so that's what I stepped in. :puke:

[quote name='jaykrue']Hey if you've got enough $$$ to handle more mouths, why not? Plus, in my old age, having a billion kids means I'll never lose out on a place to stay. :lol:[/QUOTE]
It isn't your purpose in life to repopulate the planet, just fornicate with the female half. :lol:

[quote name='supadupacheap']Work permits start at 14. If a 12 year old with a perfect ass walks by, I wont say deny its perfection.

I love the talk of me being a "convert." As if I wasnt already a head elk before I ever joined CAG. Just because I dont mention it, doesnt mean its not the case.
See, sub has it right. Most of us are like him just don't openly admit it. Me, I just never had a time when it was relevant until now that I share.[/QUOTE]
Oh, that's so sub, it's disturbing. :shock:

And even more so that you're choosing to share. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='zewone']I don't know if that was a joke, because I'm hot to death.[/QUOTE]

C'mon man NFC (No Fat Chicks). That is a last resort and when you are out of your mind drunk I thought. I guess some people like to have something to hold on to.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']It isn't your purpose in life to repopulate the planet, just fornicate with the female half. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Who said I was trying to repopulate the planet? That's just a fringe benefit. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Who said I was trying to repopulate the planet? That's just a fringe benefit. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Lets see if you say the same when one of your fuck buddies calls with a "problem." ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Oh, so that's what I stepped in. :puke:[/QUOTE]

You may have just stepped in some stray metaphysical paperwork... you see, the mental filing takes place and then, my friend, the "act" is saved for later, when the mood is right (... or wrong).
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Actually, in death the body loses temperature. Also, do you feel these fat girls often like fucking you because they think you are dead? :cold:[/QUOTE]
Yes, they are necrophilliacs. That's why I
 
[quote name='flowery']C'mon man NFC (No Fat Chicks). That is a last resort and when you are out of your mind drunk I thought. I guess some people like to have something to hold on to.[/QUOTE]

A long time ago, when I was pushing carts for Kmart, I saw a bumper sticker that said "NO FAT CHICKS".

10 minutes later, I saw the owner of the vehicle walking towards said-vehicle.

... Yeah. He was with a fat chick.
 
[quote name='Brak']You may have just stepped in some stray metaphysical paperwork... you see, the mental filing takes place and then, my friend, the "act" is saved for later, when the mood is right (... or wrong).[/QUOTE]

Most ladies say the mood is always right to me(that weigh over 400 pounds and have back acne).
 
Alright enough dicking around in here. I leave with the greatest quote from Team America:

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Lets see if you say the same when one of your fuck buddies calls with a "problem." ;)[/QUOTE]

Got no problem havin' a kid. It's the wife idea that's the problem. The sooner they legalize polygamy, the sooner you'll see a married jaykrue (multiple times over :lol: ). And I've had 5 of those scares to date. 3 of them ended up not being mine and the other 2 were just late... bitches. :bomb:;):lol:
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']Most ladies say the mood is always right to me(that weigh over 400 pounds and have back acne).[/QUOTE]

R O F L
 
[quote name='Brak']A long time ago, when I was pushing carts for Kmart, I saw a bumper sticker that said "NO FAT CHICKS".

10 minutes later, I saw the owner of the vehicle walking towards said-vehicle.

... Yeah. He was with a fat chick.[/QUOTE]

Now that is just wrong.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
It isn't your purpose in life to repopulate the planet, just fornicate with the female half. :lol:
[/QUOTE]
But having lots of kids and grandkids is like having a farm. You could go out and fuck your neighbor's sheep or you could raise your own sheep and fuck them in the privacy of your own home.
 
Getting semi back on topic... I think it'd be awesome to fuck an angel. Yes, the who purity thing is hot but the fact they have somewhere new and different to grab on to (wing) is rather exciting. I wonder if its an improvement in grip over the hips. Hmm...
 
[quote name='Brak']You may have just stepped in some stray metaphysical paperwork... you see, the mental filing takes place and then, my friend, the "act" is saved for later, when the mood is right (... or wrong).[/QUOTE]
I'm just waiting for the story of the radio station equipment that fails due to the addition of viscous substances. ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I'm just waiting for the story of the radio station equipment that fails due to the addition of viscous substances. ;)[/QUOTE]

I dunno about that... That's what the urinal is for.
 
[quote name='dcfox']But having lots of kids and grandkids is like having a farm. You could go out and fuck your neighbor's sheep or you could raise your own sheep and fuck them in the privacy of your own home.[/QUOTE]

Incest & bestiality FTW :applause::lol::rofl: :puke:

[quote name='supadupacheap']Getting semi back on topic... I think it'd be awesome to fuck an angel. Yes, the who purity thing is hot but the fact they have somewhere new and different to grab on to (wing) is rather exciting. I wonder if its an improvement in grip over the hips. Hmm...[/QUOTE]

I bet the blowjobs are what looking at the face of God feels like. :lol:
 
Well i'm off to read HuckleBerry Finn. From what my teacher said the n-word is used 238 times, which is 4,172 less than the guy at the local gas station, who is a white supremicist and refuses to watch the movie "Miracle" because a black guy is in the movie for 10 seconds.
 
[quote name='DT778']Great sig ph33r m3![/QUOTE]

Let's just say, if I was Peyton Manning i'd be checking my tires.
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']Well i'm off to read HuckleBerry Finn. From what my teacher said the n-word is used 238 times, which is 4,172 less than the guy at the local gas station, who is a white supremicist and refuses to watch the movie "Miracle" because a black guy is in the movie for 10 seconds.[/QUOTE]

I thought I was the only one who noticed people like that.

I could tell you about every gas station employee in my town. The meth-head hillbilly who works at one of the Buddy's is a riot. He had a fit of rage when I bought 17 cents worth of gas while he was trying to take a meth (smoke) break.
 
[quote name='Brak']I thought I was the only one who noticed people like that.

I could tell you about every gas station employee in my town. The meth-head hillbilly who works at one of the Buddy's is a riot. He had a fit of rage when I bought 17 cents worth of gas while he was trying to take a meth (smoke) break.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, theirs some weird dude that work at Gas Stations. What's funny is, one kid who worked their last year, won a bet that he could set his leg on fire with gas and still be able to do a cart-wheel. Well, Billy pulled off the cart-wheel and won his bet, which was for 10$. The medical bill on Billy's leg came out to be 170$.
 
[quote name='Brak']I thought I was the only one who noticed people like that.

I could tell you about every gas station employee in my town. The meth-head hillbilly who works at one of the Buddy's is a riot. He had a fit of rage when I bought 17 cents worth of gas while he was trying to take a meth (smoke) break.[/QUOTE]
Brak's Guide to Better Gas Stations & Meth Addicts? :D
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']He has to buy those bags of Lays to crap in somewhere.[/QUOTE]

With an 8ball of meth. To go.
 
[quote name='Brak']With an 8ball of meth. To go.[/QUOTE]
"Ah, Mr. Brak, so good to see you again. The usual?"

or in meth speak "OH MY fuckING GOD! SPIDERS!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
 
[quote name='Brak']With an 8ball of meth. To go.[/QUOTE]

That'll be 2.17

Why I say 2.17? because their was a meth deal going on in my history class 2 days ago. Here's the convo:

"Yo, g-dawg, you got the shiyat"

"Uhh...yeah"

"Gimme dat shit aiite?!"

"2.17"

"You breakin my balls you know that"
*kid gives him the 2.17*

"Aiite, i'm gonna smoke this shit in Spanish, you know mexicans smoke this shit too right?"

So tweedle D and tweedle dumb went on for the rest of the class talking about such fascinating topics like "Does God have the largest penis ever?" or this amazing one that even made me think "What if a donkey could talk?".
 
Meth-heads are... knuckleheads.

The illusion of being high... when, really, you're being poisoned by man-made toxins.
 
[quote name='Brak']Meth-heads are... knuckleheads.

The illusion of being high... when, really, you're being poisoned by man-made toxins.[/QUOTE]
And one of the highlights of MO, the meth capital of the US. :roll:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Oh Im officially a member of the Sub club after my Applebees experience the other day. God should not have bestowed the one true perfect ass on a 16 year old. Its torturous.[/QUOTE]

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[quote name='dcfox']But having lots of kids and grandkids is like having a farm. You could go out and fuck your neighbor's sheep or you could raise your own sheep and fuck them in the privacy of your own home.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']And one of the highlights of MO, the meth capital of the US. :roll:[/QUOTE]

Nuh uh. Missouri may have a fair amount of yokels who run meth labs out of their trailers, but Riverside, California has officially been dubbed "meth capital of the world".

The shit is everywhere. I've seen friends succumb to it, and my 18year old sister, who was always the type to make friends with every damn person she met, was surrounded by tweakers and eventuaklly became a totally different person once she became addicted.

She continued to hang around those people, here in Riverside, until July 7th... She hasn't been heard from sense.

The government may over-exaggerate the negative effects of certain things, but not this one. Speed kills.
 
"Well...people are funny. When I was really into golf, Tess used to bug me about takin' her to Colonial Williamsburg. After she left me, did she go? No. She went to Ozzfest and churned some guy's butter."

:rofl:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']"Well...people are funny. When I was really into golf, Tess used to bug me about takin' her to Colonial Williamsburg. After she left me, did she go? No. She went to Ozzfest and churned some guy's butter."

:rofl:[/QUOTE]

Thats it, my list is like you trying to play golf.
 
[quote name='Mike23']It's absolutely fucking freezing here. And raining a shitload...windy too. fucking horseshit.[/QUOTE]
It's Canada in November, what were you expecting? Sunny and 90? :lol:
 
[quote name='Mike23']It's absolutely fucking freezing here. And raining a shitload...windy too. fucking horseshit.[/QUOTE]

sounds like typical fall Chicago weather. :lol:
 
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