The muthaf*ckin' power went out in the entire city last night for a span of 4 hours.
I left the gym as the lights started to flicker on and off, thinking it was just there. But as I drove around, all the traffic lights went from working to dim to out to flashing red and repeated endlessly. Then it all just went blank.
So for four hours, after having not eaten anything all day, I could not get in on 2-for-1 pizza rolls, cuz the muthaf*ckin' power was out, halting their ability to bake me delicious oily phallical submarines stuffed with cheese and pepperoni.
For whatever omen it was, it did manage to come back on for about 45 minutes, allowing my gf to watch Gilmore Girls, and then promptly went out. So if we assume there are dieties, apparently they just have to get their Lorelai on.
So, in retaliation to the elements, I will be attending a lunch buffet, in which pizza rolls are served.
Bitch nature. I'm onto you.