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[quote name='mr ryles']is it true that cars that run on that new ethenol crap smell like popcorn?[/quote]

Cars that run off burrito oil (bio diesel) smell like burritos.
 
[quote name='2poor']Cars that run off burrito oil (bio diesel) smell like burritos.[/QUOTE]
Must. Get. Burrito. Car. :drool:
 
[quote name='Kayden']So far I've gathered... classic lit makes for a piss poor OTT... and Sub still isn't getting laid.[/QUOTE] Especially when the talk is centered around the worst things we've had to read. :lol:

Yeah, but it's ok. It's not all that important to me, and I've gone without for much, much, much longer. Much. :lol:
 
I can't believe I didn't put together that Takeshi's Castle is actually run by Beat Takeshi. Now I wanna see a real episode since apparently at the end the winner gets to fight Takeshi in a tank battle. That's why they're always in a tank at the end of MXC.

EDIT: Hell, I just realized that Beat Takeshi is who "Vic" is. This just put a whole new spin on this show.
 
Great, after looking at apartment listings online, it looks like we're gonna have shell out at least 950 for a 4 bedroom apartment. Even though me and my partner share one room, by law, every room mate must have their own room. Add into the mix about pets and its even more. God fucking damn IT!!!! Why can't I find someone that would let me get a loan for a house, or even someone willing to co sign for me....
 
I might have some OiNK invites tomorrow, so stay tuned.

Don't bother calling "dibs" on'em, I'll offer them out when I know I have them and when I know how many I get.
 
Damn.

Being in a new house out in the country where all I can access the 'net with is a free trial of dial-up AOL until we get a broadband connection is brutal.

On the plus side, I got to name my new account "OhNoesGntNMECrab" which almost makes it all worthwhile.

But it sucks coming here and having to turn off avatars and sigs. :( Now I actually have to read names to know who the hell is talking.

Also, you fuckers and what you hate and don't hate on reading. Disappointing.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']So this CAG chat thing would be alot better if it wasnt noon...its pretty much Tiph and myself at the moment.[/QUOTE] I'm in there, but I need to eat something soon so I'll not be saying anything.
 
Did a quick color-job on my Hellboy drawing.

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I just ordered the towelie towel and a towelie watch. I have wanted a towelie towel for forever, so even though it did cost more than I would have liked to have spent I bought it anyways.
 
Dear Human Snatcher,

If you do not change your seizure inducing avatar I will hunt you down and kill you. Have a nice day.

Your pal,

P.R.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Dear Human Snatcher,

If you do not change your seizure inducing avatar I will hunt you down and kill you. Have a nice day. burn down the building.

Your pal,

P.R.[/QUOTE]

Yes.

And there were grains of salt! Huge grains of salt on my glass!

Seriously though, Internet-brother, help us out here. :/
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm in there, but I need to eat something soon so I'll not be saying anything.[/quote]
A real meal? :shock:

Gah!, it sucks to be back at work. I think my brain shut down sometime afternoon. I've been zombie dc since then.
 
[quote name='dcfox']A real meal? :shock:

Gah!, it sucks to be back at work. I think my brain shut down sometime afternoon. I've been zombie dc since then.[/QUOTE] Well, pb&j again. And a yogurt.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well, pb&j again. And a yogurt.[/quote]
That's not a meal. Unless you're under the age of ten, maybe. No meat in the house? You obviously have the bread why not make a sandwich.
 
[quote name='dcfox']That's not a meal. Unless you're under the age of ten, maybe. No meat in the house? You obviously have the bread why not make a sandwich.[/QUOTE] No, no meat. When I went shopping, I didn't get any.

Actually, I don't think I've eaten meat since Friday night. But I could be wrong.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I just ordered the towelie towel and a towelie watch. I have wanted a towelie towel for forever, so even though it did cost more than I would have liked to have spent I bought it anyways.[/quote] can you give ma a link please. for the towel
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']My lunch is a Double Stacker from Burger King.

For the 4th time this week.[/QUOTE] You don't plan to live a very long life, do you? :lol:
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']it is on backorder, but

http://shop.comedycentral.com/South...VVproductId5989097VVcatId424910VVviewprod.htm

My backorder notice says that it should be ship in 30 days. For some reason it was placed in the wrong section, and the only way I found it was searching for towelie.

If you spend more than 39 bucks, you get free ground shipping.[/QUOTE]Wasn't the whole point of towelie to make fun of how much comedy central was whoring out merch? :roll:

Of course, I'd buy two or three if it wasn't so fucking expensive. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Wasn't the whole point of towelie to make fun of how much comedy central was whoring out merch? :roll:

Of course, I'd buy two or three if it wasn't so fucking expensive. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yea that was the point of towelie. I was going to buy a second one and claim that it was because I thought my first one would get high and wonder away, but the towel costs a lot and is already high.

For some reason that stoner towel has always been my favorite minor charater. I can watch an episode that towelie is in over and over again.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']My lunch is a Double Stacker from Burger King.

For the 4th time this week.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever tried the quad stacker?
 
thanks for the link casey. I couldn't even find a link to the store on comedycentral.com

fuck that is too expensive. I was thinking of getting one for my bro but not anymore.
 
[quote name='"Jim Norton"']Did you know that towels are $30? I picked up a hooker once for $20. Do you know how aggravating that is, that I could have given her a towel and gotten change? And then killed her and took the towel back.[/quote]

Classic.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']It looks near orgasmic, but I'm never hungry enough for that much grease.[/QUOTE]
I find that if you compress the 4 patties into one smaller patty it looks less intimidating. But just don't eat it on consecutive days like you did with the double stacker.
 
I told you all! It will be the end of the OTT!!!

Nah, there's hardly anyone in there actually talking either.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I told you all! It will be the end of the OTT!!!

Nah, there's hardly anyone in there actually talking either.[/quote]:hot:its the end of CAG as we know it:hot:

:cry:
 
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