[quote name='DarkSageRK']Dark_Sage's Fabulous Animu Review:
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Episode 1
Okay, five minutes in, you'll get the gist. Utena is a chick flick for lesbians. An "anything guys can do, girls can do better" circle jerk (schlick?) of epic proportions constrained only by a shoe-string budget. For an anime in the 80s, this would be a fantastic achievement, but for something made in '97, you'd think they could do a bit better. It wouldn't be a stretch to say that arming me with a video camera and the manga would make for a better-animated show.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/DarkSageRK/utenariffic.jpg
You think it's a stretch to say I could do better than this?
The character designs are uninspired and drab. Basically all you'll get out of them is that everyone is anorexic. It's not quite to the Clamp "these are stick people" level, but it's getting close. The only interesting looking character is a villain named Zoisite.
And why is he a villain? Well, it's basically because he treats girls like shit. Unlike in real life where girls are attracted to douches like that, in Utenaland that's totally not cool. So Utena, or whatever the hell the pink-haired girl's name is, goes off to challenge Sir Zoisite to a duel! Kettou da! Spoilers: Pinky wins by slashing him with a broken wooden sword while his fancy-ass sword of heaven or w/e it is can do nothing against her magical schoolboy outfit.
Ah, yes. The absolutely terrible characters. You've got the girl who wants to be a guy for... I dunno, some childhood memory of a guy being cool? Then there's the other girl who's basically the school's baton. Mind you, these are the leading ladies. There are the other stock villains, who are villains for none other than that they are part of the student council. Yes, the student council.
I'm sorry. The show's terribad. Don't watch it. Kirin, you must've been smoking some pretty heavy stuff to call this show anything close to good.
Final Rating: 1.5 Sages out of 5[/QUOTE]
We need more of these!
(PS: For some reason, this reminded me of DragonHalf)