Any tips to asking a store employee out?

I usually go with small talk when I am preying that the cashier won't notice an expired 10 dollar off coupon that was posted in the beginning of the year that was "extended" by upper management. Usually thats to distract them from reading the entire thing so I can get away with it :)..so I was more into getting my 10 dollars off then getting a date back then hehe.
 
Here's what you do:

Go up to her, tell her to close her eyes, hold out her hand, because you have a present for her. Then you take out your mule and put it in her hand. Then you're golden. She automatically falls in love with you. :\
 
This thread is funny. A few months ago after talking to this customer for awhile about her TV needs, she asked me if I had a Myspace to get in touch with me later. Didn't have one though. She was kinda cute actually, but probably shy if she just can't ask for my number. I bet that bitch was just going to try to get a discount anyway.
 
I know it's hard, but being direct is the best way. Look at them in the eye with confidence. Words aren't too important, but just speak with confidence.
 
[quote name='CouRageouS']This thread is funny. A few months ago after talking to this customer for awhile about her TV needs, she asked me if I had a Myspace to get in touch with me later. Didn't have one though. She was kinda cute actually, but probably shy if she just can't ask for my number. I bet that bitch was just going to try to get a discount anyway.[/QUOTE]
Don't you know that your myspace page is the new phone number for kids these days?
 
Damn, if only I knew this advice before. I used to stalk a girl. In the store I waited in line, and when I got to her I looked her in the eye. For straight minutes. Without blinking. Then when she'd leave I'd wear a bright yellow jacket and follow her around everywhere. Even in the shower.
 
[quote name='King_Sprout']Damn, if only I knew this advice before. I used to stalk a girl. In the store I waited in line, and when I got to her I looked her in the eye. For straight minutes. Without blinking. Then when she'd leave I'd wear a bright yellow jacket and follow her around everywhere. Even in the shower.[/QUOTE]

I think, well hope really, that you're trying to be humorous and sarcastic but its just not working. I think its a little bit of both actually. I think all the other stuff is true, you just threw in the "Even in the shower" part to try to elicit a laugh.

You're kinda slow on the whole social skills thing aren't you?
 
Just walk up to her with your shirt off. Afterall: No shoes, no shirt, no service.

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Hey, baby. Uhhh hu-hu-hu-hu-hu.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I think, well hope really, that you're trying to be humorous and sarcastic but its just not working. I think its a little bit of both actually. I think all the other stuff is true, you just threw in the "Even in the shower" part to try to elicit a laugh.

You're kinda slow on the whole social skills thing aren't you?[/quote]


I found it kind of funny.
 
[quote name='Lobsterjohnson']Honestly, don't try to pick up girls at work. Go out to bars/clubs/parties etc. etc. That's how you meet pieces of ass.[/quote]
Fixed.
 
The best way is the direct approch(sp). I took the advice of some CAG's a while back and while it didn't work out, it was for the best and i'm glad it didn't. So what I'm saying is just ask her out and don't be afraid of women.
 
Be in there often on her shift! When inside, listen to what she has to say about games (covertly) and wait until she's not talking, and strike up a conversation aboot that game. Even if you've never played it before, get a copy and bring it up to the frnt desk and say "How is this game? i was thinking aboot buying it but..." Then you usually end up buying the game. Worked for me (My girlfriend works at Gamestop)
 
[quote name='Man with the Plan']Be in there often on her shift! When inside, listen to what she has to say about games (covertly) and wait until she's not talking, and strike up a conversation aboot that game. Even if you've never played it before, get a copy and bring it up to the frnt desk and say "How is this game? i was thinking aboot buying it but..." Then you usually end up buying the game. Worked for me (My girlfriend works at Gamestop)[/QUOTE]
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