[quote name='King_Sprout']Damn, if only I knew this advice before. I used to stalk a girl. In the store I waited in line, and when I got to her I looked her in the eye. For straight minutes. Without blinking. Then when she'd leave I'd wear a bright yellow jacket and follow her around everywhere. Even in the shower.[/QUOTE]
I think, well hope really, that you're trying to be humorous and sarcastic but its just not working. I think its a little bit of both actually. I think all the other stuff is true, you just threw in the "Even in the shower" part to try to elicit a laugh.
You're kinda slow on the whole social skills thing aren't you?