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[quote name='zionoverfire']NOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/quote]
Hahaha, hope he didn't have much planned for this evening other than sitting down on the throne. :)
 
I know this girl who works at the hospital part-time. She overheard this old lady and a nurse talking about how the old lady was constipated. Apparently they tried three salt-water enemas on her and waited a while with no success, and basically the only thing they could really at that point was to send her home. So, jokingly my friend said, "Haha, why don't you stop by White Castle on the way home, that usually helps me."

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Apparently they took her seriously. The hospital got a call a little while later wanting to thank my friend for the, "advice." They had left the hospital and took the old lady to White Castle. Lo and behold, by the time she got home she was, "cured."
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I know this girl who works at the hospital part-time. She overheard this old lady and a nurse talking about how the old lady was constipated. Apparently they tried three salt-water enemas on her and waited a while with no success, and basically the only thing they could really at that point was to send her home. So, jokingly my friend said, "Haha, why don't you stop by White Castle on the way home, that usually helps me."

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Apparently they took her seriously. The hospital got a call a little while later wanting to thank my friend for the, "advice." They had left the hospital and took the old lady to White Castle. Lo and behold, by the time she got home she was, "cured."[/quote]

.... so instead of giving her some x-lax they opted for the triple enema special?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'].... so instead of giving her some x-lax they opted for the triple enema special?[/quote]

Some people like to get something extravagant instead of a simple fix.
 
[quote name='2poor']Some people like to get something extravagant instead of a simple fix.[/quote]

Ahh, so you think she ordered the sack of burgers at White Castle then?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'].... so instead of giving her some x-lax they opted for the triple enema special?[/quote]
I'm guessing other remedies didn't work.

Oh yeah, did I mention that each enema consisted of a quart of salt-water?


[quote name='zionoverfire']Ahh, so you think she ordered the sack of burgers at White Castle then?[/QUOTE]
Haha, maybe that new garlic cheese chicken thing they have now
 
I also see White Castle being mentioned, best food ever. I actually had my parents bring me out a crave case when they visited in February. From NY to WA.
 
It was alright. Nothing to make a big deal about. I was surprised to find how small the individual things were. Smaller than even those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches.

The frys were just like the fries from Braums.
 
White Castle Sliders slide right out of your ass. Terrible food.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I also see White Castle being mentioned, best food ever. I actually had my parents bring me out a crave case when they visited in February. From NY to WA.[/quote]

... you know they do sell the frozen ones in a few Seattle grocery stores.
 
I found a case of frozen White Castle burgers in the stripper's freezer. That's when I thought she was right for me.
 
The frozen ones blow compared to the real deal, yes, even freezing the real thing is better than the frozen ones. When I go back to NY in August, all I'm going to eat is REAL NY style pizza and White Castle. fucking Washington sucks for those two foods.
 
Fast food makes my poopies like tar. Don't you hate the feeling of scraping tacky goo off your spincter? I'm glad I shave my brown eye, or that'd be a serious mess.
 
Next thing on the list to try is authentic Chicago style pizza. But while I drove by such a place, I thought to myself, "But its just pizza, how good or different could it possibly be"
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']The frozen ones blow compared to the real deal, yes, even freezing the real thing is better than the frozen ones. When I go back to NY in August, all I'm going to eat is REAL NY style pizza and White Castle. fucking Washington sucks for those two foods.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I can agree with that unquestionably. Their fries are also second to none.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin'] all I'm going to eat is REAL NY style pizza and White Castle. fucking Washington sucks for those two foods.[/quote]

Have you tried Pagliacci's? Probably the best pizza chain we have.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Next thing on the list to try is authentic Chicago style pizza. But while I drove by such a place, I thought to myself, "But its just pizza, how good or different could it possibly be"[/quote]

Compare the totinos cardboard with cheese pizzas and then something like papa johns or papa murphies. thats the difference between good pizza and shit.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Next thing on the list to try is authentic Chicago style pizza. But while I drove by such a place, I thought to myself, "But its just pizza, how good or different could it possibly be"[/quote]

True Chicago deep dish is nothing like normal pizza, more like a pie of perpetual bliss.:drool:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Have you tried Pagliacci's? Probably the best pizza chain we have.[/quote]

I did, but it's still NOTHING compared to places like Coratos, or Rosa's, or La Contidina, or this one little place where the dough was made with saffron, and for 1.25 you got 25% of the pie.
 
And, for the record:

NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chicago Style Pizza

I may be a bit biased coming from NY, but I'm also right.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I did, but it's still NOTHING compared to places like Coratos, or Rosa's, or La Contidina, or this one little place where the dough was made with saffron, and for 1.25 you got 25% of the pie.[/quote]

True, it's just the best we have to offer. It's Seattle you should be eating freash Crab, Salmon, Halibut, Washington Apples/Cherries if you want the best the state has to offer.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I'm not a fan of Salmon, but I will have to get some Halibut and apples.[/QUOTE]
I almost bought some Tuna Steaks today. If only they were a little fresher...
 
Fish is just so quality. My soon to be ex roommate may gag at the smell, my girlfriend may be completely allergic, but I love the stuff. I had this Tilapia filet a few weeks ago that was drool inducing.
 
Oddly enough, you're talkin' about food and I'm uploading video on how to make mac and cheese.

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5babl4jFQ[/MEDIA]
 
This is how I make mac and cheese:

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Though I do like the gratuitous use of hot sauce. And I really need to learn how to crack eggs like that. Whenever I'm done with eggs it looks like I fisted a pregnant chicken.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']This is how I make mac and cheese:

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That's punk rock, right there.

Tastes like cereal, but with cheese powder mixed into the milk, and art class noodles replacing the Lucky Charms. Mmm-mmm~
 
[quote name='Brak']That's punk rock, right there.
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No, Brak.

No.

Now I know you meant to say hardcore goth nu death metal Satan Rock, right?

Of course you did.

Don't act like you didn't.
 
[quote name='Strell']Now I know you meant to say hardcore goth nu death metal Satan Rock, right?[/quote]

I actually used to be one of those people. Such a sorrid part of my past.
 
I mean, you should have eggs available all the time, and you can use any left over cheese you got in your fridge, so really it's just about making half a box of pasta and a 59 cent can of evaporated milk. That right there will serve 2 people, maybe three if you want.

The point is, that Kraft Easy Mac shit is just that, shit. It's all powered chemicals and whatnots.

Eggs, milk, pasta and cheese. That's it and it tastes way better than the boxed stuff.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I mean, you should have eggs available all the time, and you can use any left over cheese you got in your fridge, so really it's just about making half a box of pasta and a 59 cent can of evaporated milk. That right there will serve 2 people, maybe three if you want.

The point is, that Kraft Easy Mac shit is just that, shit. It's all powered chemicals and whatnots.

Eggs, milk, pasta and cheese. That's it and it tastes way better than the boxed stuff.[/quote]

Anything else that would make it taste good? Hot sauces? Chili?
 
You can add hout sauce like I did, just a dash, no need to really measure, you know how hot you'd want it and you can't put "too much" in, with the milk and the egg it's going to be creamy no matter what. Just make sure you got at least a cup and a half of cheese for a half a box of pasta.

And use a tube type pasta or a shell. Something that has a hole in it so the cheese has some place to go.
 
If we need cooking shows to tell us how to make mac n cheese, the terrorists have not only won, but they are furiously masturbating to Jenna Jameson porn as well.
 
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