I'll open the book, flip to the first chapter and start to read, and then mid paragraph my brain realises, "Hmm this is gonna be a while..." and kicks into gear, "Harry potter grabbed his wand and swung it in the air..." *brain power* "Like a sword... what if harry potter was like, a

ing Ninja. That'd be sweet... ahh shit im thinking about ninjas, focus on the boook...

now im going to have to think of pirates now to kick the ninjas asses... screw off ninjas! ...heh... what if I got cats to take care of the ninjas, id put like some

ing lazer beams on their heads and theyd be all like MEW MEW MEW PEW PEW PEW see you in hell ninjas! Haha, and then the pirates would be like 'wtf?! this was our fight!' lol and Harry potter would be like 'chip chip cheerio get out of my movie!' and then the ninjas would have this epic battle with cats and wizards, itd be insane... lol... hermami...herrrmmaaimii... shes pretty hot... damn... is it wrong that I think that? Shes like 10 in this book... I dont care... thats stupid. If I ever went to Hogwarts id probably come across Chris Hanson... that'd suck. Id have to make up an excuse why I was seeing Hermami and be like, 'hey chris, I was just teaching her magic' and he'd like conjure up a stool and be like, 'have a seat' ...

ing Chris hanson ruins all my fantasies... stupid...oh shit, wait what was I reading...oh...umm...and Haggrad grabbed harrys robe and dusted it off..." and then I realise I am on Chapter 4 and dont remeber shit....