Ask me anything, I have the answers!

bobo2k4 asked "Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself cannot eat it?"

- Only when he doesn't like the flavor, those bean & cheese were made by the devil anyways...
 
MightySlacker asled "If you pick your nose and eat it, do you gain weight?"

- depends on the type...for example 2 crusty ones is about the same as 1 wet one, so I suggest eating them all because the real surprise is how they come out the other end!
 
I bet you can never answer this question properly.Translate the words of regalsin2020 into real words

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116192

[quote name='regalsin2020']Well I knew this girl from Jr. High and she looks really amazing. Red hair, non white but light skinned, and had bright eyes. I have seen her alot with guys, And allways it si the most healthiest guy in the school yard/Lunchroom.

The point is she went threw so many guys who looks grade A Stallions but in her case she was anybodys game ( As long as you was Serlon material). I could have had her if I took the plunge but forsaken me and my family shack living like puritans barely any money household would not allow me to have a piece of that which would have been no problemo.

Anyhow the point is this. If a girl, woman, womenly girl or whatever is freindly with you take the plunge and go for it if you can. Do not look back and if there is ever a chance get a kiss in. If you make freinds with girls now when they become women of flull flesh they will be more easier to be with and you will have something to buld upon.

About that like other guy who decides to go afer women besides Clinton and Itakgi who went after women when they shouldn't in the end while these "women" might be be more freindly towards you some of there lives might be derailed by your advances.

Anyhows your under 18 by law and can't get arrested unless your in CA. Go for it. Aobut that girl I mentioned I never was physical but I did get ride her back like a pack muel for a couple of minutes while she was wearing her bookbag me thinks

Then again hey if she wants to and you want to then do it. Do like the mouses
and rats before puberty hits and you have to bring Biology into the eqaution.


More important you could allways be her freind................. [/quote]
 
pdat2003 asked "Is this thread gay?"

- only in mixed company does everyone let it all hang out. My suggestion to you is zip it up, no one wants to smell that from you.
 
fatbeer asked "Tranlate the words of regalsin2020 into real words"

"Well I knew this girl from Jr. High and she looks really amazing. Red hair, non white but light skinned, and had bright eyes. I have seen her alot with guys, And allways it si the most healthiest guy in the school yard/Lunchroom."
-Hot girl, 3 o'clock. big boobs, red hair, fair skin. mmmm

"The point is she went threw so many guys who looks grade A Stallions but in her case she was anybodys game ( As long as you was Serlon material). I could have had her if I took the plunge but forsaken me and my family shack living like puritans barely any money household would not allow me to have a piece of that which would have been no problemo."
-My family sucked and caused me to suck at getting a hot girl. I also watched her ride hot guys.

"Anyhow the point is this. If a girl, woman, womenly girl or whatever is freindly with you take the plunge and go for it if you can. Do not look back and if there is ever a chance get a kiss in. If you make freinds with girls now when they become women of flull flesh they will be more easier to be with and you will have something to buld upon."
- when you get the chance, take advantage of every woman that's sleazy, you can always wash her stink off you with a better looking one tomorrow night

"About that like other guy who decides to go afer women besides Clinton and Itakgi who went after women when they shouldn't in the end while these "women" might be be more freindly towards you some of there lives might be derailed by your advances."
-be careful, there's a sucker born every minute...unless your a woman, take those suckers to court every chance you get

"Anyhows your under 18 by law and can't get arrested unless your in CA. Go for it. Aobut that girl I mentioned I never was physical but I did get ride her back like a pack muel for a couple of minutes while she was wearing her bookbag me thinks"
-when you have sex, do it in CA if your under 18. Also, regalsin2020 enjoyed riding her booty and bookbag

"Then again hey if she wants to and you want to then do it. Do like the mouses and rats before puberty hits and you have to bring Biology into the eqaution."
-enjoy it while your young...no one thinks prego's are hot, even when they are hot prego's

"More important you could allways be her freind................."
- friendliness goes a long way in having sex
 
Which Is Better?
PSP or DS
Microsoft or Apple
America or Canada
Weird Al or Howard Stern
Xbox 360 or PS3 or Wii
My Mom or Your Mom


P.S. Do you know how to quote? You apparantley don't know that. (((O)))_(((O)))
 
Here, have fun, answer my top 100 questions of all time.

  1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
  5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
  6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
  7. How young can you die of old age?
  8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
  9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
  10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
  11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
  12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
  13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
  14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
  16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
  17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
  18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
  19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
  20. Will your answer to this question be no?
  21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
  22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
  23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  24. Is there another word for synonym?
  25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
  26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
  27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
  28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
  30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
  31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
  32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
  33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
  34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
  35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
  36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
  37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
  38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
  39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
  40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
  41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
  44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
  55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
  56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
  57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
  58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
  61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
  62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
  63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
  64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
  65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
  66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
  67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
  68. What is the speed of darkness?
  69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
  70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
  71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
  73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
    [*]What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
    [*]If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
    [*]Why is minimalism such a big word?
    [*]If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
    [*]What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
    [*]Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
    [*]Do fish get thirsty?
    [*]If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
    [*]Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
    [*]How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
    [*]If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
    [*]Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
    [*]If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
    [*]If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
    [*]Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
    [*]Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
    [*]If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
    [*]Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
    [*]How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
    [*]What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    [*]Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
    [*]Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
    [*]Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
    [*]Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
    [*]Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
    [*]Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
    [*]Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
 
Cormier6083 asked "Which Is Better?"
- the left one

"PSP or DS"
- DS

"Microsoft or Apple"
Microsoft

"America or Canada"
- America, cuz Canada never defends anything!

"Weird Al or Howard Stern"
-Weird Al, because at least he embraces his homo tendencies.

"Xbox 360 or PS3 or Wii"
- Xbox 360 and Wii are much better, PS3 is for teh L0ze0rs

"My Mom or Your Mom"
- Hmm....Well, your mom likes us to do it while your dad watches, so....


"P.S. Do you know how to quote. You apparantley don't know that. (((O)))_(((O)))"
- site quotes are for sissies, I create my own luck
 
I've got some more when you're done with my first 100.

1. Do witches run spell checkers?
2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
6. If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
7. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
8. How do a fool and his money GET together?
9. How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
10. Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
11. Why are all the home ec. teachers divorced?
12. Why do they call it a "bust" when it stops right before the part
of the body you'd think it would have been named after?
13. Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?
14. How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
15. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
17. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
20. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
23. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
24. Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer if you can't drink and drive?
25. Why do they sell cigarettes at the gas station if you can't smoke there?
26. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
27. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
28. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
29. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
30. Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
31. What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
32. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
33. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
34. Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
35. How come there aren’t B batteries?
36. If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
37. How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
38. Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
39. Is a metaphor like a simile?
40. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
41. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
42. How is it possible to have a civil war?
43. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
44. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
45. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
46. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
47. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
48. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
49. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
50. Crime doesn’t pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
51. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
52. How can there be self-help “groups?”
53. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
54. How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
55. How do you throw away a garbage can?
56. How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
57. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
58. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
59. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
60. If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
61. If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
62. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
63. Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
64. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
65. Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
66. What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
67. What happened to the first 6 “ups?”
68. What is the speed of dark?
69. When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
70. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
71. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
72. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
73. What's another word for synonym?
74. When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
75. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
76. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
77. Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
78. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
79. If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
80. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
81. Why do noses run, and feet smell?
82. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
83. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
84. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
85. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
86. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
87. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
88. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?
89. Why is a boxing ring square?
90. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
91. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
92. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
93. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
94. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
95. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
96. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
97. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
98. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
99. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
100. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
 
[quote name='golddbz2000']Cormier6083 asked "Which Is Better?"
- the left one

"PSP or DS"
- DS

"Microsoft or Apple"
Microsoft

"America or Canada"
- America, cuz Canada never defends anything!

"Weird Al or Howard Stern"
-Weird Al, because at least he embraces his homo tendencies.

"Xbox 360 or PS3 or Wii"
- Xbox 360 and Wii are much better, PS3 is for teh L0ze0rs

"My Mom or Your Mom"
- Hmm....Well, your mom likes us to do it while your dad watches, so....


"P.S. Do you know how to quote. You apparantley don't know that. (((O)))_(((O)))"
- site quotes are for sissies, I create my own luck[/quote]


Your stupidity obviously reigns over your phathomed thread... which will be soon obsolete. You recieve zero (0) accolades. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Oh...
PSP
Apple
Iraq
Al
Xbox 360
Your mom... she make the best cookies :)
 
Here's some questions buddha wouldn't even answer, get to it. =) My 200 questions + Unanswerable Buddha Questions should keep you busy for a while. See you next week.

Questions referring to the world: concerning the existence of the world in time
  • Is the world eternal?
  • or not?
  • or both?
  • or neither?
Questions referring to the world: concerning the existence of the world in space
  • Is the world finite?
  • or not?
  • or both?
  • or neither?
Questions referring to what is beyond the world
  • Does the Tathagata exist after death?
  • or not?
  • or both?
  • or neither?
Questions referring to personal experience
  • Is the self identical with the body?
  • or is it different from the body?
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']What color shirt am I wearing right now?[/quote]

Pink under shirt with gold dress with silver pom-poms and a peacock headdress!
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Pink under shirt with gold dress with silver pom-poms and a peacock headdress![/quote]

Not even Doom Music could make you cool right now.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']Pink under shirt with gold dress with silver pom-poms and a peacock headdress![/QUOTE]
Failed. Thread over.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Here, have fun, answer my top 100 questions of all time.

[*]Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?[/QUOTE]


mooky iz teh win!!
 
What is my Middle Name?

Why does Peter Pan shadow keeps runing away?

Would you take a crack at Marry Popping?

Why did the Zionists get there way in the UN?

How to kill Captin Marvel?

What will be the next popular music?
 
[quote name='Will']Why does it burn when I pee?[/QUOTE]

Urinary Track Infection

if you see blood or what seems to be a small piece of flesh come out after your about to be done, then you better get your ass to a doctor quick!!!
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']What is my Middle Name?

Why does Peter Pan shadow keeps runing away?

Would you take a crack at Marry Popping?

Why did the Zionists get there way in the UN?

How to kill Captin Marvel?

What will be the next popular music?[/QUOTE]

Hrm.. pretty normal... yep... mmhmm.. er...

"Why did the Zionists get there way in the UN?"

:shock:
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']What is my Middle Name?

Why does Peter Pan shadow keeps runing away?

Would you take a crack at Marry Popping?

Why did the Zionists get there way in the UN?

How to kill Captin Marvel?

What will be the next popular music?[/quote]If I were a small asian girl, this is what I would look like after reading that:
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[quote name='Moxio']Can you get me access to 6669's online nudie pics emporium? I tried BT but the file's a big virus.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
I'll answer that one: No.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']PM me ;)[/QUOTE]

PM sent. Willing to trade naked pics of either Strell or javeryh for hot XXX access.

i got Some videos also.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']PM me ;)[/QUOTE]
:whistle2:o
[quote name='Moxio']PM sent. Willing to trade naked pics of either Strell or javeryh for hot XXX access.

i got Some videos also.[/QUOTE]
Make it Strell and javery, and I'll send you the password myself. :lol:
 
[quote name='darth_ganon55']Hmmm...

What's 2 + 2? Algebra I is so hard...[/QUOTE]

Algebra I? Better turn the difficulty up a notch...

What's 2X + 2X ?
 
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