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[quote name='Brak']Alternative people don't wash their clothes...[/QUOTE]
That's hippies. My clothes are simply wrinkled and all concert tees to prove I was there and I heard of them first you motherfuckers!

Hmm, I guess I should study for my test today.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I guess the Steelers won't be repeating. Big Ben just got in a motorcycle crash and was not wearing a helmet.[/QUOTE]
why do the pretty ones have to be so bad?
 
[quote name='beerguy961']That's hippies. My clothes are simply wrinkled and all concert tees to prove I was there and I heard of them first you motherfuckers![/QUOTE]
As long as it isn't a Phish tshirt, or Led Zeppelin...

Just got a DS Lite. The screens hurt my fucking eyes... in a good way. :B
 
[quote name='Brak']As long as it isn't a Phish tshirt, or Led Zeppelin...

Just got a DS Lite. The screens hurt my fucking eyes... in a good way. :B[/QUOTE]

Baby, you hurt my eyes in a good way.

Oh it's good.
 
[quote name='Brak']As long as it isn't a Phish tshirt, or Led Zeppelin...

Just got a DS Lite. The screens hurt my fucking eyes... in a good way. :B[/QUOTE] I thought you were going to wait. What changed?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I thought you were going to wait. What changed?[/QUOTE]
My undershorts...

And my obsessive compulsive anxiety to spend money. ;)

That and I discovered GameCrazy was buying the old Nintendo DS for $75 and Fight Night Round 3 (360) for $30, which I just beat (and got all the achievements, of course). I was charmed by that, mostly.
 
[quote name='Strell']Baby, you hurt my eyes in a good way.

Oh it's good.[/QUOTE]
You know I'm a handsome devil.
 
[quote name='flowery']Well I done some honest labor today...I don't mind getting paid straight cash to tear down a house.[/QUOTE]

I'd do it for free. I'd pay them if I got to use explosives.
 
[quote name='Strell']Meaning well?[/QUOTE]
I'm an angel bored like Hell.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I'd do it for free. I'd pay them if I got to use explosives.[/QUOTE]

Yeah but that would defeat the purpose of trying to earn money.
 
[quote name='flowery']Yeah but that would defeat the purpose of trying to earn money.[/QUOTE]

Ah but it would solve my problem of boredom.
 
[quote name='Strell']Also, all this talk about crabs makes me reach for the obligatory

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OH fuck LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU[/quote]

He won't follow you in here, hurry!

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[quote name='DT778']I wonder how long until these lame jokes die off. :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

Prolly as long as Simpsons is still on the air.
 
I'll keep the lame jokes going until 9/11 ceases to be a source of profit for people "just trying to show you what happened".
 
[quote name='DT778']I wonder how long until these lame jokes die off. :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]Which lame jokes?
 
[quote name='getmeoutofjoliet']I spent 400 dollars today on fireworks, I could've got an Xbox360 but, Explosions are badass.[/quote]

:bouncy: I saw your fireworks sale flyer in the envelope that you sent your money order to me. There were some sweet-ass items in there.
 
Watching world cup games on Univision is an interesting way to watch soccer. I was disappointed that they don't quite yell "Goal!" like the jokes say, as it seemed like a half-ass yell.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Watching world cup games on Univision is an interesting way to watch soccer. I was disappointed that they don't quite yell "Goal!" like the jokes say, as it seemed like a half-ass yell.[/quote]
You should have seen the Mexico game on there, fucking yelling goal for hours. The announcers for the US game sucked today, no energy, I only saw the last 1/4 of the game but I watched it on espn2 instead.
 
[quote name='DT778']You should have seen the Mexico game on there, fucking yelling goal for hours. The announcers for the US game sucked today, no energy, I only saw the last 1/4 of the game but I watched it on espn2 instead.[/QUOTE]
Sure, for Mexico they'd yell, but for the Italy/Ghana game today, it wasn't. I'd have liked to watch it on ESPN 2, but my cable box has been fucked up lately.
 
[quote name='smalien1']Amazon says "After the first death" is for ages 9-12[/QUOTE]
should have answered this before, but i had to do a project/study

there's no chance the book is meant for 9-12 year olds, considering 3 Arab terrorits, 2 children under 6, and a 19 year old girl all die, in addition to two suicides. There isn't a ton of complicated vocabulary, although the book does use some creative sentence structure. There is no chance Amazon judged the book by its content.
And, if by some miracle chance Robert Cormier did try to write a novel about a terrorist hostage situation to pre-teens, who gives a damn? I liked it, it was thought provoking, and isn't that all that matters?


Also:
[quote name='Strell']
My advice to anyone thinking they'll get away with posting a pic of themselves on here for the next few months is to expect that I'll be appearing in the background in some form or fashion.[/QUOTE]
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Photoshop your worst, strell...
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Sure, for Mexico they'd yell, but for the Italy/Ghana game today, it wasn't. I'd have liked to watch it on ESPN 2, but my cable box has been fucked up lately.[/quote]
They do yell, its just that they gave their best announcers a rest and todays annoucer sucked. You should hear the guy on the radio, fucking non stop like a machine gun through the whole match.
 
[quote name='flowery']Well I done some honest labor today...I don't mind getting paid straight cash to tear down a house.[/QUOTE]
I've got you beat: I got $10 yesterday for destroying a toilet with a hammer.

There was a little other work (carring stuff mostly), but i spent most of my time obliterating a crapper
 
Just got back from the firing range. Shot my favourite gun for the third time, an HK USP in .357. It as usual, pwned. I also tried one-handed shooting for the first time (though I've been shooting since i was 11, I never had the balls to go one-handed. x3). I also tried 20 rounds in a Desert Eagle. What a nightmare. I mean, I'm glad I shot it and the experience was great, but that gun sucks. I have huge hands, and it was still massive for me, plus it kept jamming because the slide wouldn't snap forward properly. fucking massive puzzle flare too. The one plus was that it was pretty accurate, and the holes I made were gigantic. :D

Here's the .50 comapired with a .38 I found on the ground and one of the .357s from my USP (the .357 is the one with the tapering):

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The Desert Eagle: (my hands aren't small, I swear. -_- )

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And a top view of the USP:

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Woot. :D
 
[quote name='DT778']They do yell, its just that they gave their best announcers a rest and todays annoucer sucked. You should hear the guy on the radio, fucking non stop like a machine gun through the whole match.[/QUOTE]
I'll have to check them out when those announcers are on.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']

The Desert Eagle: (my hands aren't small, I swear. -_- )

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You should go play with that gun outside in front of Hibachi :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I didn't even know the USP was available in .357. :lol:[/quote]

Apparently someone broke their .40 and .45 models. :x I really wanna try:

- HK Mk. 23
- Walter P99
-Steyr M1
-Springfiled XD45

However they had none of these. D:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Apparently someone broke their .40 and .45 models. :x I really wanna try:

- HK Mk. 23
- Walter P99
-Steyr M1
-Springfiled XD45

However they had none of these. D:[/QUOTE]Ask to try a CZ-75 SP01 if they have one.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Ask to try a CZ-75 SP01 if they have one.[/quote]
Not a fan of CZ pistols, pretty much only on the basis that they're ugly as sin. :lol: Well, the P-01 isn't too bad. Damn, that was one I had seen in a magazine I wanted to try! Thanks jmcc.

Oh, I lied. That's not a .38 in the picture with the .357 and .50, it's a 9mm. :cool:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Not a fan of CZ pistols, pretty much only on the basis that they're ugly as sin. :lol:

Oh, I lied. That's not a .38 in the picture with the .357 and .50, it's a 9mm. :cool:[/QUOTE]They used to be ugly (which is the fault of their hi power heritage) but the SP-01 is nice looking, I think. Plus, 19 rounds in one go is nice.

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"Come on, Tiph. Tryyyyyy me."
 
[quote name='jmcc']They used to be ugly (which is the fault of their hi power heritage) but the SP-01 is nice looking, I think. Plus, 19 rounds in one go is nice.[/quote]

Yep, hence my edit. Wish that CAG would have quotes reflect edits automatically to avoid the confusion. x_x One reason I had wanted to try the XD45 was due to the 14 round capacity, and a review I read last week. Forget which magazine.
 
"Some stupid horse won the Belmont Stakes yesterday. Go ahead and talk about it." - Wilbon, PTI on SC.

:rofl: That was funny to see Wilbon pissed about somebody on the Cubs not being suspended, then putting his anger on the news of the horse winning.
 
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