Javil says:
Wow. So there is this poll going on at CAG: Krispy Kreme vs. Dunkin' Donuts. It was tied 72 to 72. My vote put KK ahead by one vote.
x_liquidaria_x says:
About to become tied again. Whats the mother

ing link.
Javil says:
Oh,

that shit!
Javil says:
How can you vote DD?!
x_liquidaria_x says:
Cuz KK is disgusting!!!
Javil says:
They're rich, delicious, and downright delightful! DD has regular-style donuts. If I wanted those, I'd much rather hit up Rocky's or that place next to Blockbuster. DD does not deserve to win. At least KK has a taste you can't find anywhere else.
x_liquidaria_x says:
I know of one place. A mother

ing bag of sugar.
Javil says:
*lmao!* Not even, dude. I can fully understand that it's so rich it's either or hit or miss, but golly... So you're saying that DD simply wins by default?
x_liquidaria_x says:
Well out of the two, yes. Better to have a more mundane donut then one that will send you into sugar shock.
Javil says:
Coming from someone who has drank every Mountain Dew flavor known to man, I can't believe I'm even hearing this argument from you.
x_liquidaria_x says:
There's a difference!!
Javil says:
When is the last time you tried a Krispy Kreme donut?
x_liquidaria_x says:
Few weeks ago
Javil says:
Where at? Savemart?
x_liquidaria_x says:
Dunno. Step mom brought em. Bam 73-73 nucka
Javil says:
That isn't even fair! The closest KK is all the way in Hanford. Everyone knows that to truly experience KK is to have one of their donuts fresh off of the conveyor belt.
x_liquidaria_x says:
At least DD's flavor transcends time!!! Thats like saying "This flower LOOKs better... but you can only look at it for 5 minutes, and it'll cost you upwards of 60 or 70 cents to do so".
Javil says:
No, a better analogy would be that you vote for McDonald's over The Itis (from Boondocks) because you don't appreciate donut buns over regular buns. Not that you particularly like McDonald's the best, but you can't appreciate the genius of donut buns.
x_liquidaria_x says:
I'm just saying that KK markets to a select crowd: Silver spoonists who dont know what TRUE flavor is and just want a status symbol. Sure starbucks is good but so is the coffee from 711! Case and point.
Javil says:
I think what's going on here is that YOU don't know true flavor! Your taste buds have been dulled by Mountain Dew and 711 coffee. You can't even compare 711 coffee to Starbucks. They're two completely different things. You can't get a quad latte at 711, just like you can't get that unique flavor from DD. If I wanted a traditional donut, I'd sure as hell go to a mom & pop donut shop over DD!
x_liquidaria_x says:
Bullshit! It's damn easy to get krispy creme flavor!!! Get a DD. Wet it. Roll it around in a bag of sugar and reheat it to melt said sugar.
Javil says:
You're insane. First of all, KK donuts are light and airy. It doesn't hit your stomach nearly as hard as a regular donut. Regular DD donuts don't need to taste good, because you feel like you've had a brick for breakfast after eating just one. KK donuts, on the other hand, deliver maximum flavor on a dainty pastry.
x_liquidaria_x says:
But you can feel yourself getting sick even before the KK gets to your stomach!!!
Javil says:
I don't! And both you and I stomach some harsh things. I think you just have a mental stigma against Krispy Kreme for some reason. Perhaps you got a really old batch.
x_liquidaria_x says:
Nein!! I just hate KK! They're expensive, overly sweet, and nuritionally nonexistant.