Big surprise, Jessica Biel is the sexiest woman alive!

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/07/people.sexiestwoman.ap/index.html
[quote name='CNN']Jessica Biel named sexiest woman alive

Esquire names 'Elizabethtown' actress its honoree

NEW YORK (AP) -- Jessica Biel has been proclaimed "the sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine.

The actress dons the cover of Esquire's November issue, following last year's honoree, Angelina Jolie. The 23-year-old Biel, who began as a teenager on the family TV series "7th Heaven," plays a supporting role in the upcoming "Elizabethtown" and starred earlier this year in "Stealth."

"It seemed like it would be great -- having named Anglina Jolie sexiest woman of the year last year -- to try to come up with somebody who was on everyone's radar screen, but who was also fresh," said Esquire editor-in-chief David Granger. "It just seemed like Jessica Biel's moment."

The magazine also picks a woman for three older age brackets: the Chinese actress Gong Li, 39; the 47-year-old Sharon Stone; and Rene Russo, 51.

"It's easy to appreciate womanhood without any consideration of age," Granger says. "Youth isn't the automatic turn-on it used to be."[/QUOTE]


No big surprise there, but still.... damn she's so fucking hot!

(from FHM):


(from somewhere):
 
This was a bit of a surprise. I would have thought they would have picked Jessica Alba with all the press she gets. I swear, I'm so sick of hearing, "OMG! Alba is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth! If you don't think so, you're gay!"
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']This was a bit of a surprise. I would have thought they would have picked Jessica Alba with all the press she gets. I swear, I'm so sick of hearing, "OMG! Alba is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth! If you don't think so, you're gay!"[/QUOTE]

Jessica Alba>>>>>>>>>This chick
 
She is really really really hot but she's fourth on my list of Jessicas I want to bang. Here's the list:

1. Alba
2. Simpson
3. Rabbit
4. Biel
 
I prefer Kristin Kreuk over both, but you really can go wrong with either three of them. Multi-ethnic women are some of the most beautiful in the world.
 
I'll take Biel over Alba because of those tig o bitties.
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[quote name='javeryh']She is really really really hot but she's fourth on my list of Jessicas I want to bang. Here's the list:

1. Alba
2. Simpson
3. Rabbit
4. Biel[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I am surprised Jessica Rabbit hasn't showed up in the Comic/game/anime girls thread yet. :lol:
 
[quote name='javeryh']She is really really really hot but she's fourth on my list of Jessicas I want to bang. Here's the list:

1. Alba
2. Simpson
3. Rabbit
4. Biel[/QUOTE]

Your list is all sorts of fucked up. :lol:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']:rofl:

I am surprised Jessica Rabbit hasn't showed up in the Comic/game/anime girls thread yet. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You want to know what's hilarious about that??? My wife is dressing up as Jessica Rabbit for Halloween... Cannot wait for Oct 31!!!!

Here's the pic she's using to make her outfit:


Damn I'm lucky.
 
[quote name='Xtreme331']You want to know what's hilarious about that??? My wife is dressing up as Jessica Rabbit for Halloween... Cannot wait for Oct 31!!!!

Here's the pic she's using to make her outfit:


Damn I'm lucky.[/QUOTE]

Who's going to be the first to ask Xtreme for pics of his wife? We can start a CAG Bet on it. :lol:
 
[quote name='Xtreme331']You want to know what's hilarious about that??? My wife is dressing up as Jessica Rabbit for Halloween... Cannot wait for Oct 31!!!!

Here's the pic she's using to make her outfit:


Damn I'm lucky.[/QUOTE]

Brother, luck has nothing to do with it. You are blessed my friend!
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Brother, luck has nothing to do with it. You are blessed my friend![/QUOTE]

:applause:

That's quote-worthy right there.

:bow:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack'][quote name='GuilewasNK']Brother, luck has nothing to do with it. You are blessed my friend![/QUOTE]:applause:

That's quote-worthy right there.

:bow:[/QUOTE]

Definitely quote worthy.... right into the sig.
 
But for all we know your wife could be some huge slob.....

[quote name='Xtreme331']You want to know what's hilarious about that??? My wife is dressing up as Jessica Rabbit for Halloween... Cannot wait for Oct 31!!!!

Here's the pic she's using to make her outfit:


Damn I'm lucky.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='The VGM']But for all we know your wife could be some huge slob.....[/QUOTE]

most definitely not the case. I'll simply say she really only needs the dress to make the outfit work (ok maybe the long red hair too, but whatever... pshhh - details).
 
[quote name='Xtreme331']most definitely not the case. I'll simply say she really only needs the dress to make the outfit work (ok maybe the long red hair too, but whatever... pshhh - details).[/QUOTE]

Good luck. Your PM box is going to be full of requests for pictures. :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Good luck. Your PM box is going to be full of requests for pictures. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I know how to ignore people well enough. no problem there. Besides, if horny little boys oggling my wife was a problem for me, i'd never be able to go out with her. My thoughts are this: sure, you can look at her, but at the end of the night, she's sleeping with me.
 
[quote name='RandyTsai']whats wrong with people. she is above average, not cute or hot. there are millions of other females that are hotter then her.[/QUOTE]


name one million then if there are so many other hotter women that most of us know of, hell name 500,000 women.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']name one million then if there are so many other hotter women that most of us know of, hell name 500,000 women.[/QUOTE]


She's one of the hotter actress, but thats not saying much. If she wasnt famous and you sew her on the street, you would say thats she's no more then average. But somehow in our society once you're in hollywood you become 100x hotter.
 
[quote name='Xtreme331'] My thoughts are this: sure, you can look at her, but at the end of the night, she's sleeping with me.[/QUOTE]

:applause:

That's quote-worthy, too.

:bow:
 
[quote name='dental_regurgitation']I'm not a fan of Alba, she looks like a wreck in all her photos, Biel is too manly for me.

I like Kreuk better.[/QUOTE]

I like Kreuk better too, but I wouldn't turn Alba or Biel down either.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I like Kreuk better too, but I wouldn't turn Alba or Biel down either.[/QUOTE]

Who in their right mind would?
 
[quote name='Scrubking']Jessica Biel to be naked again soon[/QUOTE]

That's almost enough to prove there is a god.

Choice quote from the article:
Some people would say that 5 sex scenes in a movie is a bit much, even for a porno, but those people are wrong and need to be punched in the balls. You may be surprised how little people want to get punched in the balls, so I’ll try it first and then return with my tales of adventure and storytelling so vivid and awesome, you’ll feel like you're hearing it in real time!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']That's almost enough to prove there is a god.

Choice quote from the article:
Some people would say that 5 sex scenes in a movie is a bit much, even for a porno, but those people are wrong and need to be punched in the balls. You may be surprised how little people want to get punched in the balls, so I’ll try it first and then return with my tales of adventure and storytelling so vivid and awesome, you’ll feel like you're hearing it in real time![/QUOTE]

Yeah WWTDD is a great site. I found them through GorillaMask.
 
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