Big surprise, Jessica Biel is the sexiest woman alive!

What i'm saying, i dont think its fair to say someone is the sexiest woman in the world, because what about all the other women in the world. So its like, you saying someone is better then the rest, when all women are the same, and all women are beautiful.

I know how hollywood and all that media bs is, so thats why i aint even worrying about it, but it does bother me when i hear of such stupid things. Jessica biel aint no better then the rest of the women in this world, sexiest woman , please.
 
I like Jessica Biel and Alba both. Someone mentioned Jessica Simpsons earlier but Simpson is not even in the same league as Biel and Alba. Her stupidity gets in the way of her hotness.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']What i'm saying, i dont think its fair to say someone is the sexiest woman in the world, because what about all the other women in the world. So its like, you saying someone is better then the rest, when all women are the same, and all women are beautiful. [/QUOTE]

There's no way anyone could honestly believe this crap. While I agree that there are tons of hot chicks out there, probably 80% of the female population is overweight which means 80% of women are not beautiful and in fact are ugly pigs.
 
[quote name='javeryh']There's no way anyone could honestly believe this crap. While I agree that there are tons of hot chicks out there, probably 80% of the female population is overweight which means 80% of women are not beautiful and in fact are ugly pigs.[/QUOTE]

Wow, you must have a harsh definition of overweight :lol: Not withstanding your percentage, I agree somewhat. Not all women look like Jessica Biel. If all women were equallly attractive, they wouldn't be attractive at all. Much like not all people are intelligent enough to participate in a discussion with any sort of intellectual capability. For example, U2K vs the rest of humanity.
 
I agree with Randy. I think Biel is above average (maybe more above average than Randy thinks), but still think she's way down the list of sexiest in the world. Alba is hotter IMHO although she has no curves and I love me some curves.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Ok yall, believe what you want lmao. I just laugh myself into a coma alright.[/QUOTE]

Please do, we'll all be much happier :roll:
 
She's not supermodel sexy. Rather she's the got that girl next door look and I, for one, find that more attractive than the supermodel look for 2 reasons:

1) makes her look attainable and seem like a down-to-earth person.

2) her body conforms more to realistic standards of beauty (i.e. she's got a bit o' meat on her bones) rather than your typical anorexic supermodel celeb starlet.

True that just means she's just like a lot of other girls you meet but that just makes her more desirable. I think the same is true of Evangeline Lilly from Lost... but that's another story.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']She's not supermodel sexy. Rather she's the got that girl next door look and I, for one, find that more attractive than the supermodel look for 2 reasons:

1) makes her look attainable and seem like a down-to-earth person.

2) her body conforms more to realistic standards of beauty (i.e. she's got a bit o' meat on her bones) rather than your typical anorexic supermodel celeb starlet.

True that just means she's just like a lot of other girls you meet but that just makes her more desirable. I think the same is true of Evangeline Lilly from Lost... but that's another story.[/QUOTE]

I agree. I vastly prefer the girl next doo/natural look. I'd rather look at a woman with a real figure (love a bit of meat on the bones ;-) ) Jessica Biel is the normal girl turned up a notch. I've always thought she was incredibly attractive, so I'm not really surprised at Esquire making her their pick.
 
" Despite evidence to the contrary, Biel is actually said to be quite shy, and only agreed to the scenes because all five were with her boyfriend at the time, Fantastic Four star Chris Evans. "

BS, i know its about the money. She aint fooling me, either way, i dont respect what she doing.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']" Despite evidence to the contrary, Biel is actually said to be quite shy, and only agreed to the scenes because all five were with her boyfriend at the time, Fantastic Four star Chris Evans. "

BS, i know its about the money. She aint fooling me, either way, i dont respect what she doing.[/QUOTE]

Somehow, I doubt she cares that she doesn't have your respect. :roll:
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']" Despite evidence to the contrary, Biel is actually said to be quite shy, and only agreed to the scenes because all five were with her boyfriend at the time, Fantastic Four star Chris Evans. "

BS, i know its about the money. She aint fooling me, either way, i dont respect what she doing.[/QUOTE]
Why did you delete the stuff about 7th Heaven? :?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Why did you delete the stuff about 7th Heaven? :?[/QUOTE]

ooooooooh yea. hahahahaha. I just said forget it, i will talk about that issue another time.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']ooooooooh yea. hahahahaha. I just said forget it, i will talk about that issue another time.[/QUOTE]
When's 7th Heaven ever going to be brought up here any time soon? Saying someone should be fired from 7th Heaven because of her becoming the sexiest woman alive or getting paid for getting nude again. You said you didn't think she's doing 7th Heaven it for her love of God and Jesus Christ, but for the money. I'm not even sure you realize that she hasn't worked on that show in about 4 years. It's an interesting view that many people here would be interested in discussing.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']When's 7th Heaven ever going to be brought up here any time soon? Saying someone should be fired from 7th Heaven because of her becoming the sexiest woman alive or getting paid for getting nude again. You said you didn't think she's doing 7th Heaven it for her love of God and Jesus Christ, but for the money. I'm not even sure you realize that she hasn't worked on that show in about 4 years. It's an interesting view that many people here would be interested in discussing.[/QUOTE]

Now, you can't tell me that God wouldn't fuck the ever living shit out of Jessica Biel. God ain't blind ;)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Now, you can't tell me that God wouldn't fuck the ever living shit out of Jessica Biel. God ain't blind ;)[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that if he looks anything like this:



That he certainly wouldn't give up that kind of opportunity. :)
 
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[quote name='jaykrue']True that just means she's just like a lot of other girls you meet but that just makes her more desirable. I think the same is true of Evangeline Lilly from Lost... but that's another story.[/QUOTE]

LoL - that chick did an ad for some local dating service before she became famous - they play it all the time during Conan around here.
 
[quote name='camoor']LoL - that chick did an ad for some local dating service before she became famous - they play it all the time during Conan around here.[/QUOTE]

For who? Jessica or Evangeline? AFAIK, Lost is Evangeline's first major acting job.
 
I haven't read any of the other posts yet, but first off this magazine is totally off. First off they got the wrong Jessica; it should have Jessica Alba, and secondly it should have been a tie between Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman with Scarlet Johanssen coming closely behind, and they should win it every year (well at least for a while).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']For who? Jessica or Evangeline? AFAIK, Lost is Evangeline's first major acting job.[/QUOTE]

Evangeline.

Jessica Alba was in that old movie Idle Hands. Ahhh - I remember watching that movie again and again back in the day - ok movie but Abla was hotter then she is now.
 
[quote name='camoor']LoL - that chick did an ad for some local dating service before she became famous - they play it all the time during Conan around here.[/QUOTE]

It's one of those phone chat lines and the commerical runs in the Atlanta market too. I remember seeing her on Lost for the first time and wondering why she looked so familiar. She was on Letterman and he ran the commercial. She seemed VERY embarassed.
 
[quote name='camoor']Evangeline.

Jessica Alba was in that old movie Idle Hands. Ahhh - I remember watching that movie again and again back in the day - ok movie but Abla was hotter then she is now.[/QUOTE]



I remember watchin flipper the tvshow that she was on and thinkin that she was hot
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']" Despite evidence to the contrary, Biel is actually said to be quite shy, and only agreed to the scenes because all five were with her boyfriend at the time, Fantastic Four star Chris Evans. "

BS, i know its about the money. She aint fooling me, either way, i dont respect what she doing.[/QUOTE]
Why not? Do you work because you like it? Why don't you respect her?
 
She's got a nice, symmetrical face. Very attractive.

Now if only she did some good movies...
 
[quote name='camoor']Evangeline.

Jessica Alba was in that old movie Idle Hands. Ahhh - I remember watching that movie again and again back in the day - ok movie but Abla was hotter then she is now.[/QUOTE]

I've always said Alba peaked with Dark Angel season two. Too bad it's one of the worst seasons of any show I've every seen. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've always said Alba peaked with Dark Angel season two. Too bad it's one of the worst seasons of any show I've every seen. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yaeh, there was nothing hotter than Alba in Dark Angel adn that season didn't even bother me that much. Wish they had kept the show running. There still isn't much hotter than Alba, with maybe the exception of Portman.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've always said Alba peaked with Dark Angel season two. Too bad it's one of the worst seasons of any show I've every seen. :lol:[/QUOTE]

No love for P.U.N.K.S.?

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've always said Alba peaked with Dark Angel season two. Too bad it's one of the worst seasons of any show I've every seen. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Nah. I think she peaked in Idle Hands. I honestly don't think much of her acting. :lol: Her abilities were never destined to go beyond Flipper. Only her physical attributes have brought her this far. She's got nothin' on Natalie Portman. As much as I dig Alba, if I had to choose between her and Portman, Natalie would easily win. She's just got too much acting cred even despite her good looks.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Nah. I think she peaked in Idle Hands. I honestly don't think much of her acting. :lol: Her abilities were never destined to go beyond Flipper. Only her physical attributes have brought her this far. She's got nothin' on Natalie Portman. As much as I dig Alba, if I had to choose between her and Portman, Natalie would easily win. She's just got too much acting cred even despite her good looks.[/QUOTE]

I loved Idle Hands. I saw it way back in the day in high school with my then girlfriend, now wife. We still laugh at the box when we see it in Blockbuster. I'm surprised more people don't like the movie, or at least so many of my friends have never seen it.

Yeah I agree that Natalie Portman is a little hottie. Dunno who I'd choose between her and Alba, but then... I don't exactly think I'll ever be faced with that decision. Whatever. As long as I get to look and drool... it's all good.
 
[quote name='Xtreme331']Yeah I agree that Natalie Portman is a little hottie. Dunno who I'd choose between her and Alba, but then... I don't exactly think I'll ever be faced with that decision. Whatever. As long as I get to look and drool... it's all good.[/QUOTE]

Well, you can look and drool now, no one (except maybe the wifey) is stopping you.:lol: And even if you aren't ever faced with that decision, it's always good to be prepared. < /former boy scout speech > ;) Who knows? The planets may align and the stars curry your favor and your wife suggests a 4 way with her 2 friends she met while partying in LA whose names just happen to be Jessica Alba & Natalie Portman. :lol:;):cool::bouncy:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, you can look and drool now, no one (except maybe the wifey) is stopping you.:lol: And even if you aren't ever faced with that decision, it's always good to be prepared. < /former boy scout speech > ;) Who knows? The planets may align and the stars curry your favor and your wife suggests a 4 way with her 2 friends she met while partying in LA whose names just happen to be Jessica Alba & Natalie Portman. :lol:;):cool::bouncy:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Nah. I think she peaked in Idle Hands. I honestly don't think much of her acting. :lol: Her abilities were never destined to go beyond Flipper. Only her physical attributes have brought her this far. She's got nothin' on Natalie Portman. As much as I dig Alba, if I had to choose between her and Portman, Natalie would easily win. She's just got too much acting cred even despite her good looks.[/QUOTE]

Alba is hot, i love looking at her, but if any of you have the first season of dark angel and listen to the commentary she does... she sounds kind of dumb.. or drunk hehe
 
[quote name='Brak']No love for P.U.N.K.S.?[/QUOTE]

Never even heard of it. :oops: :lol:

[quote name='jaykrue']Nah. I think she peaked in Idle Hands. I honestly don't think much of her acting. :lol: Her abilities were never destined to go beyond Flipper. Only her physical attributes have brought her this far. She's got nothin' on Natalie Portman. As much as I dig Alba, if I had to choose between her and Portman, Natalie would easily win. She's just got too much acting cred even despite her good looks.[/QUOTE]

She was much thinner during Dark Angel, so that takes the win. I don't really care about her acting. :lol:

Natalie is perfect, what else can you say? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Never even heard of it. :oops: :lol:



She was much thinner during Dark Angel, so that takes the win. I don't really care about her acting. :lol:

Natalie is perfect, what else can you say? :lol:[/QUOTE]

If had to choose a specific Alba, I'd go for Idle Hands Alba. I thought it was heaven how her ass jiggled when the guy with the idle hands grabbed it as well as when she dropped down from the sacrificial car. :lol::drool::bouncy: Plus, she looked absolutely hotter with short hair.

Dark Angel Alba was just dumb and acting was weak.
 
[quote name='Jeoff']Alba is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth! If you don't think so, you're gay![/QUOTE]

I feel bad for all the males in her family then. :lol:
 
[quote name='Jeoff']Alba is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth! If you don't think so, you're gay![/QUOTE]
i guess i'm gay then. camila sodi is my pick. she's the one in my sig. ahh... T3h h0tn3zz :drool: :drool:
 
[quote name='gigan54']i guess i'm gay then. camila sodi is my pick. she's the one in my sig. ahh... T3h h0tn3zz :drool: :drool:[/QUOTE]

She's nice. :)
 
[quote name='Jeoff']Alba is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth! If you don't think so, you're gay![/QUOTE]

Oh, God... here we go...
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, you can look and drool now, no one (except maybe the wifey) is stopping you.:lol: And even if you aren't ever faced with that decision, it's always good to be prepared. < /former boy scout speech > ;) Who knows? The planets may align and the stars curry your favor and your wife suggests a 4 way with her 2 friends she met while partying in LA whose names just happen to be Jessica Alba & Natalie Portman. :lol:;):cool::bouncy:[/QUOTE]

One can always dream no? And while you're off in fantasy land, want to bring back a PS4 for all of us to mess around with?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Natalie is ok. Kristin Kreuk is an amazing beauty. :)
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thanks for the pic finally, after all the talk about her. I'm not familiar with her, but she's definitely do-able.

She's got a face you just wanna.... :ahem:.... kiss. :lol:
 
[quote name='Xtreme331']One can always dream no? And while you're off in fantasy land, want to bring back a PS4 for all of us to mess around with?[/QUOTE]

Sure, lemme pull it outta my ass along with the Xbox 720 and the Nintendo Horizon.:lol:
 
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