Bill Nye the Science OTT

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Looks like it's about time to head off to the home ... you're fucking senile and shit.[/QUOTE]
Yes, indeed, the fuck you response is reserved for Natalie Portman insults. :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Put the CDs in those cases, and slap a shipping label on that box. You have my address... :lol:[/QUOTE]

I seem to have lost it. Oh well. ;) :lol:

[quote name='Mike23']I
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I seem to have lost it. Oh well. ;) :lol:
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You better find it... or else I'm going to jump back in your head and slap your brain into submission...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm kinda hungry ... maybe it's time for some breakfast. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Ship the CDs first, then you can eat...

And get me something to eat, too, damn it! :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Have some figs. ;)[/QUOTE]

For some reason, that just doesn't seem right...

My brain's not working right today. For that matter, neither is my body.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']For some reason, that just doesn't seem right...

My brain's not working right today. For that matter, neither is my body.[/QUOTE]

I'll help you out ... I told Tiph "I hope you choke on a fig, you dirty fucker". :lol:

Enjoy this:

 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'll help you out ... I told Tiph "I hope you choke on a fig, you dirty fucker". :lol:

Enjoy this:

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Where's that picture from? Thanks for the little dose of Meg. Gave me a smile. :)

Now, Subbie, you want me to choke on a fig? Damn, you're cruel. Well, get in line behind the other people who want me to choke on something... or get electrocuted... or get hit by a bus... or... that's enough for now. :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Where's that picture from? Thanks for the little dose of Meg. Gave me a smile. :)

Now, Subbie, you want me to choke on a fig? Damn, you're cruel. Well, get in line behind the other people who want me to choke on something... or get electrocuted... or get hit by a bus... or... that's enough for now. :lol:[/QUOTE]

www.nin.com. They recently had to replace their drummer for the current tour due to health problems. They put up that picture as a gag before announcing the real replacement. :lol:

Hey, you're trying to take my music away from me. The gloves are off. :evil: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']www.nin.com. They recently had to replace their drummer for the current tour due to health problems. They put up that picture as a gag before announcing the real replacement. :lol:

Hey, you're trying to take my music away from me. The gloves are off. :evil: :lol:[/QUOTE]

NIN with Meg... :drool:

If you posted the Foo Fighters or Cake Like with Meg, you probably would have killed me, dude...

My brother is going to the NIN show on Sunday; I hope he has a good time. He deserves it. :)

And Subbie... look at my user title... don't try to mess with me. :evil: :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']

My brother is going to the NIN show on Sunday; I hope he has a good time. He deserves it. :)

[/QUOTE]
My brother is going to the NIN show as well. Could it be we have the same brother? :shock:
 
[quote name='dcfox']My brother is going to the NIN show as well. Could it be we have the same brother? :shock:[/QUOTE]

Is it the one on Sunday?

Don't tell me my brother is cheating on me! fuck! I wonder how many other siblings he has out there...
 
Well, time to go see what I can scrounge up for lunch.

Thanks for the photo, Subbie.

Go treat yourself to a PB & J sandwich... with extra peanut butter... and nothing to drink. :evil:

MWAH HA HA!
 
I wish I was going to a NIN concert, but they aren't coming to KC. :cry:

[quote name='Saucy Jack']Well, time to go see what I can scrounge up for lunch.

Thanks for the photo, Subbie.

Go treat yourself to a PB & J sandwich... with extra peanut butter... and nothing to drink. :evil:

MWAH HA HA![/QUOTE]

I always get extra peanut butter, but I have to have some milk with it. Mandatory, you know. :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Is it the one on Sunday?

Don't tell me my brother is cheating on me! fuck! I wonder how many other siblings he has out there...[/QUOTE]
Not this Sunday, but he is going to see them when they head to Boston. Personally, I could care less about seeing NIN or any other band for that matter. Haven't been excited about music for a long, long, time.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I saw NIN at the beggining of the Fragility 2.0 tour with A Perfect Circle before thier cd was released.

F'ing ROCKED.[/QUOTE]

I missed that tour as well. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Well I've got to run by Home Depot, Pride Cleaners, and the Post Office. Maybe I'll find something to eat when I get back.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I wish I was going to a NIN concert, but they aren't coming to KC. :cry:

I always get extra peanut butter, but I have to have some milk with it. Mandatory, you know. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You got to see The White Stripes, though. Don't complain! :lol:

Skip the milk with your PB & J today. Have some thick maple syrup instead... :evil:

[quote name='SpottedNigel']I saw NIN at the beggining of the Fragility 2.0 tour with A Perfect Circle before thier cd was released.

F'ing ROCKED.[/QUOTE]

I saw A Perfect Circle last year. Great concert. It was only the second concert I've ever been to, also.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well I've got to run by Home Depot, Pride Cleaners, and the Post Office. Maybe I'll find something to eat when I get back.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you can get stuff to eat at Home Depot, Pride Cleaners, and the Post Office...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Maybe you can get stuff to eat at Home Depot, Pride Cleaners, and the Post Office...[/QUOTE]

Doesn't Home Depot have a snack bar?

Also, the Priority Mail envelopes are mighty tasty. :drool:

Get the flat-rate ones, though. The other envelopes taste like cardboard...
 
Well it's Columbus Day, off of school. It's 10:42 AM and it's freezing outside and nowone is on Xbox Live and I have homework to do. So what should I do?

A) homework
B) Single Player FarCry
C) risk the frigid temperature and go play basketball.

You Decide.
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']Well it's Columbus Day, off of school. It's 10:42 AM and it's freezing outside and nowone is on Xbox Live and I have homework to do. So what should I do?

A) homework
B) Single Player FarCry
C) risk the frigid temperature and go play basketball.

You Decide.[/QUOTE]
You get Columbus Day off?
 
I stopped having days off. My productivity has since gone up. Besides, when you can work at home 80% of the time, who needs them?
 
I just realized that Columbus Day was being celebrated today. I had to do some banking, and I realized that before I went out. I have some automatic withdrawals that take place tomorrow, and insufficient funds... but as long as I put the cash in the bank before those withdrawals post, I'm fine. Phew... :)


Also, I found the key to happiness. Orange quarters...

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[quote name='Saucy Jack']I just realized that Columbus Day was being celebrated today. I had to do some banking, and I realized that before I went out. I have some automatic withdrawals that take place tomorrow, and insufficient funds... but as long as I put the cash in the bank before those withdrawals post, I'm fine. Phew... :)


Also, I found the key to happiness. Orange quarters...

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Dude that's fuckin' disturbin'. Looks like Vampire Jesus on crack sucking on an orange!:hot:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Dude that's fuckin' disturbin'. Looks like Vampire Jesus on crack sucking on an orange!:hot:[/QUOTE]

They are actually pictures of Subbie that I took when I time-traveled to the future...
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I stopped having days off. My productivity has since gone up. Besides, when you can work at home 80% of the time, who needs them?[/QUOTE]
:roll:
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I'm gonna drive over to windsor and get me some Gravy with light Turkey![/QUOTE]

Going to tell your girlfriend you plan to hit the ballet as well?
:lol:
 
Well I'm back, haven't eaten yet. I'm considering just waiting another 5 hours for dinner. :whistle2:k

[quote name='Saucy Jack']They are actually pictures of Subbie that I took when I time-traveled to the future...[/QUOTE]

Figs. A whole bowl of 'em. :bomb: ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well I'm back, haven't eaten yet. I'm considering just waiting another 5 hours for dinner. :whistle2:k

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I'm enjoying a post-interview PB&J
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well I'm back, haven't eaten yet. I'm considering just waiting another 5 hours for dinner. :whistle2:k

Figs. A whole bowl of 'em. :bomb: ;)[/QUOTE]

Ha ha! I just happened to have a delicious lunch a short while ago. :)

I knew you'd like that comment...

Hey, there's only so much self-deprecating humor I can do... so sometimes I gotta mix it up and pick another target...

Is Saucy Jack turning heel? You'll have to read Saucy Jack's rasslin' news to find out...


Besides, Subbie, if I wanted to be mean, I would've said that the sad picture of you was from Natalie's funeral. Uh, oh... that may have been a bit too much...

(runs)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I'm enjoying a post-interview PB&J[/QUOTE]

Interview? With who, a lawn mowing service? ;)

PB&J sounds good, but I'm not sure we have good bread for it ...

[quote name='Saucy Jack']Besides, Subbie, if I wanted to be mean, I would've said that the sad picture of you was from Natalie's funeral. Uh, oh... that may have been a bit too much...

(runs)[/QUOTE]

I'm afraid I wouldn't even be invited to said funeral, and that's probably the saddest part of all. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Interview? With who, a lawn mowing service? ;)

PB&J sounds good, but I'm not sure we have good bread for it ...[/QUOTE]

It would seem I'm not cut out for lawn mowing. Something about being too lazy. So I interviewed for a job sitting at a computer all day
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']It would seem I'm not cut out for lawn mowing. Something about being too lazy. So I interviewed for a job sitting at a computer all day[/QUOTE]

Yeah, same here. I don't even mow my own lawn. Sitting at a computer? There's something even I'm qualified for. Good luck. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
I'm afraid I wouldn't even be invited to said funeral, and that's probably the saddest part of all. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: ;)[/QUOTE]

Remember the oranges... :rofl:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, same here. I don't even mow my own lawn. Sitting at a computer? There's something even I'm qualified for. Good luck. :lol:[/QUOTE]

And you should've seen the chair I sat in for th interview. Now I know what it feels like to sit in a $1200 chair :lol:

Oh, and it went pretty well, I think. Helps that it was Egg's dad :D
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']And you should've seen the chair I sat in for th interview. Now I know what it feels like to sit in a $1200 chair :lol:

Oh, and it went pretty well, I think. Helps that it was Egg's dad :D[/QUOTE]

What, did you sell him your wife for the interview or something? :lol:
 
I'll be back later.

Subbie, be a good boy and don't plant a bomb in my PM box. Just have some oranges and you'll forget that I killed Michelle Trachtenberg last night and buried her severed body parts into an unmarked grave. Oops... :lol:

(runs)
 
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