Brak Smacked anOTTer Car In The Parking Lot, Noir-Style

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[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Demetri Martin's getting his own TV show on Comedy Central? Cool.[/QUOTE]

Hopefully it's better than Chocolate News
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Demetri Martin's getting his own TV show on Comedy Central? Cool.[/quote]

Demetri Martin + his own show = crazy awesome
 
I think i just saw the worst engirsh ever. It was from the guy in who bought my copy of GripShift. I apologized for not originally listing the auction as international, he seemed to think i was blaming him for it and got kind of upset.:lol:
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Chocolate News and Lewis Black's show are so goddamn awful.[/quote]
I was really disappointed with Black's show, he's great, but that show stinks.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']yep :cry:[/quote]

I know, right?

The hottest chick in the film, having to share screen time with MILF ladies?


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Princess, you're impossible.
 
1. Selma Hayek on 30 Rock was unbelievably hot.

2. Just had an awesome lunch .. homemade bread, potato corn chowder, and chocolate chip cookies.

3. This Shadow Force show on History looks like it has potential. Real life mercenaries FTW.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']1. Selma Hayek on 30 Rock was unbelievably hot.

2. Just had an awesome lunch .. homemade bread, potato corn chowder, and chocolate chip cookies.

3. This Shadow Force show on History looks like it has potential. Real life mercenaries FTW.[/quote]When did this happen?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']lol @ RB2 on PS3

wrong place to ask, puma! :][/QUOTE]

I know lol. I figured someone else had to have it.

I can't find this receipt for Fallout 3, so unless the dude remembers me buying it yesterday I have to keep it.
 
I couldnt sleep almost all of last night because of the stupid whore blasting Celine Dion Music all night. Who the fuck wants to listen to the beauty and the beast theme song!?! Let alone at 3:00 AM full blast killing my brain.

I have this weird feeling my left eye now, I woke up with what feels like a swollen eyeball
 
[quote name='DT778']When did this happen?[/quote]


Thursday. I could LinkinTime the rest of my life from the scene when she's in the park with that red dress. :drool:

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I can't find this receipt for Fallout 3, so unless the dude remembers me buying it yesterday I have to keep it.[/quote]


"Ok, I was trying to con you guys when I wanted to return the hdtv without a receipt. But this time, I swear I really did buy this here."
 
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That missing quarter of my bumper legit flew over my head.​
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Thursday. I could LinkinTime the rest of my life from the scene when she's in the park with that red dress. :drool:




"Ok, I was trying to con you guys when I wanted to return the hdtv without a receipt. But this time, I swear I really did buy this here."[/QUOTE]

Never attempted to return that movie there.

What was wrong with RB1 on PS3? I've played it at least 3 times a week for like a year and it was all solid. I'd say the PS3 version gets the advantage because of gamesharing.
 
Is that an old school Escort Brakman? And how did the crash happen? I'm picturing you were pretending you had a flux capacitor in the trunk and you were careening across the parking lot but before it was too late, realized you only had about 50 yards of clearance.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I can't find this receipt for Fallout 3, so unless the dude remembers me buying it yesterday I have to keep it.[/QUOTE]
You bought it fucking yesterday, how did you lose the receipt?

God damn.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Is that an old school Escort Brakman? And how did the crash happen? I'm picturing you were pretending you had a flux capacitor in the trunk and you were careening across the parking lot but before it was too late, realized you only had about 50 yards of clearance.[/QUOTE]
It's a haggard Ford Taurus. :|

The driveway, to the station, has, like, 32 twists and turns, and fate has it that a car would be in the opposite lane, leaving the station, as my car mysteriously slid into the opposite lane.

I wasn't even speeding. :[

(I did legit crash my car in the parking lot at Kmart, the way you described. I hit a mound of frozen snow, going at about 40 or 50 mph.)

Here's the best part, though:

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The impact somehow tore my jeans wide open.

Yes. Those are rubber ducky boxer shorts.​
 
I crashed into another Ford Taurus.

His was nicer than mine, though.

I broke his tire pin, or something. :x
 
I know that says "fuck", but i could swear the F was a P at first. Was like "Why the hell would you write "Puck" on a car windshield?"
 
Sweet. The snow is picking up again.

[quote name='Brak']I crashed into another Ford Taurus.

His was nicer than mine, though.

I broke his tire pin, or something. :x[/quote]


Damn.
 
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