Brak Smacked anOTTer Car In The Parking Lot, Noir-Style

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Actually, i was watching CNN yesterday, they said one in every seven people in the US can't read.

But no, at first glance it looked like the F was a P.
 
[quote name='Rocko']You bought it fucking yesterday, how did you lose the receipt?

God damn.[/QUOTE]

I'm a fucking retard. We payed on our account and shit, so it should still be on their.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']How the hell did that tear your pants?[/QUOTE]
Upon impact, my knee must have burst through the fashionable hole I had in the knee of my jean.
 
My stepdad said I'm free to do whatever I want with this broken T.V. I'm guessing it will cost 100 to ship, so what's the best place to sell it and make some money? I'm thinking Half.com.
 
So, strange dream last night...

Brak invited me to have lunch, he visited me at work and told me to go to his house for food. He told me to follow him...As he walked away, I followed behind him, he lived in some beat up station wagon, and he had Carl's Jr. Famous stars and Chilli Cheese fries waiting for me. We ate in his car, chatted and then I walked back to work...weird.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEILFf2XSrM

In this music video, Ben Gibbard looks like he could be Joey Gladstone's successful brother.

The lyrics are straight-up clever, though. If they were to make a Fallout game within our reality, they could have put that song on Galaxy News Radio.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']So, strange dream last night...

Brak invited me to have lunch, he visited me at work and told me to go to his house for food. He told me to follow him...As he walked away, I followed behind him, he lived in some beat up station wagon, and he had Carl's Jr. Famous stars and Chilli Cheese fries waiting for me. We ate in his car, chatted and then I walked back to work...weird.[/QUOTE]
That dream is so West Coast. :cool:

(Gay, in other words.)
 
To make your dream even more West Coast, and to answer your question: Xzibit was like, "Yo, dawg. I herd you like playing games, so we put game players in yo' ride."
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']My stepdad said I'm free to do whatever I want with this broken T.V. I'm guessing it will cost 100 to ship, so what's the best place to sell it and make some money? I'm thinking Half.com.[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with it?
 
[quote name='Brak']To make your dream even more West Coast, and to answer your question: Xzibit was like, "Yo, dawg. I herd you like playing games, so we put game players in yo' ride."[/quote]

That's so extreme!
 
Damn puma. You are all sorts of shady.

[quote name='prmononoke']Mak, what the hell just happened?

Did you pull some sort of shenanigans in that thread, and they got deleted?[/quote]


I "disguised" myself as that Sexy Poot guy and told cochese that I wanted to box him. Then that PenDynasty guy got pissed at me so I deleted my post to make him look like he was talking to someone else. :lol:
 
1994.

I was going to buy a new car when I get my tax return, so... I guess that worked out. Or something.
 
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Yeah. What the Hell was that, Maklershed?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']So how bad is the other car damaged? How much do you think you'll have to pay?[/QUOTE]
I hit his tire, and did some damage to his body near the tire and on his door... He had to get towed out of there, as I broke his tire pin, or something -- the tire I hit wouldn't turn.

Michigan has no fault insurance, so I won't have to pay anything. He has PLPD insurance, so my insurance company will give him $600.

[quote name='JolietJake']I thought it was an early 90s model, i drive a 92. They seem to suck on ice anyway.[/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah.

There'll be times I'm driving in place, like a fucking cartoon, for MINUTES. And I'm not even accelerating hard.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Last.fm kinda ruined their music compatibility thing by making it way too generous, I think.[/QUOTE]

I noticed that the other day.
 
[quote name='zewone']What's wrong with it?[/QUOTE]

Most of the colors are heavily warm (orangeish, yellowish, etc) and it ghosts a lot.
 
There have been times i've spun the tires without even meaning to, the street was just wet and i guess i accelerated a little too fast. Only car i've ever done that in.
 
[quote name='Brak']
Michigan has no fault insurance, so I won't have to pay anything. [/QUOTE]

Living in California, that blows my mind.
 
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