OK, I caught up with Burn Notice. Yays.
Burn Notice, Season 2
Episode 4, "Comrades"
"Fi, you are one, crazy chick."
"Oh, he has expressive eyes."
"Can't you see his mind is gone?"
Now---that---is the Fi I like to see. I felt she was waivering in the first few episodes as a schizophrenic clone of the Fi I grew to like in Season 1. Less drama, more action. Now, that's not saying I dislike all drama; just not that much in a short time.
Ivan is less of a polish hammer than I figured. Michael took him down rather easily. Though, Ivan looked good with the black hood to the background of techno music. I think I saw his head bob at the end of that scene. This said, it's still a shame he had to die. I felt sorry for when he was tricked at the end.
Nate and Michael. Братья носят floaties бассеина пока едущ единорог.
Solid Bruce Campbell episode. From his restaurant antics as Fi's father to waving the DEA badge around, it was a nice Brucie-centric fun-fest. It's a nice change of pace from snarky, sidekick Brucie.
Burn Notice, Season 2
Episode 5, "Scatter Point"
"Trevor... The Client."
"Sam, marry me."
"Now you gotta do them all over again."
I was waiting with spiked anticipation for "Fifi" to scream. Fi watching Sam get beaten with a look of delight was utterly hilarious. And man, I don't even want to know what Fi would charge for escort services. I imagine I would need to sell Cuba to get the cash.
That's a quite a predicament, that marriage. "If she's hot enough" is my motto. If she looks like she'll age well, go for it. Last thing you would want to do is marry something that will deteriorate down to a wrinkled Grimace.
Michael is a man of many talents. Next episode I assume he'll use the Macarena to disable a band of armed thugs.
This is perhaps one of my favorite episodes. It was solid at all points: story (Trevor's tale), progression (new crossword, Sam's loss), and fun (see: Fi).
Burn Notice would make for a pretty interesting sandbox third-person action game. Rockstar, are you listening?
Burn Notice, Season 2
Episode 6, "Bad Blood"
"Leave the GPS alone, Michael!

"
"See ya tomorrow, pal."
"I'm checking out a town house tomorrow that looks right into a yoga studio."
The opening needs to use anime as an example and update itself. It does not do justice for the series. They even have accent Fi in the opening. It's mildy disturbing.
Hey Victor, I like your style. You appear to be a worthy adversary for our suave, dashing savior. Here's hoping your death is loud and colorful. I'll do the eulogy. I'll be sure to be loud and colorful.
Angry, skanky Fi equals happy pants. Hi, my name is Chase!
Burn Notice, Season 2
Episode 7, "Rough Seas"
"Hey Fi, keep Jackass company, he likes shiny things."
"Jackass, fruit smoothies for our friends."
"They will never fit. Stay out of my closet."
Virgil doesn't mind snug boxers. He is such a trooper. I can't wear boxers. They are probably the most uncomfortable undergarment known to humankind, and I've worn a thong.
Shut up.
I like Seymour the arms dealer. Here's hoping he becomes a regular like Barry as he leads to hilarious scenes. Michael needs to be nicer to him. He and Jackass are quite the tag team.
Nerd Michael made me pee myself. His run had me in tears. My god, an inhaler! Tears, down my face. Pee, in my pants.
Comedy is definitely my preferred method of handling the situation between Fi and Michael.
Mythbusters would be proud about their accurate diagnosis of shooting a gas tank.
I have a bad feeling about Brian Johnson and the Dragunov. I think they're going to kill off Sam. I just feel it.