[quote name='bvharris']The
cake cookies
is are a lie.
Somebody please help me. Please. Last night I went to Mis0's house because he promised me cookies. It certainly smelled like cookies, but it turned out that he had one of those spraycans that real estate agents use to trick you into thinking there are cookies. There were not. What awaited me instead was too horrible to possibly comprehend.
Long story short, I have been kidnapped by Mis0 and have spent the entire night locked in his basement as he forces me to watch him play Avatar and tries to get 1000/1000. It's been hours now. To his credit, he did feed me a balanced breakfast, but I'm pretty sure I asked for my eggs sunny side up and they came scrambled. The torture I have endured here is unimaginable.
Using my incredibly modest computer hacking skills I have managed to crack his wifi password (friendsformis0-2009), but for reasons passing understanding I only have a couple minutes of internet access. My choices were between contacting the authorities and coming on CAG to post. So...
bump.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='Vulgarism']Found my new sig quote!!!
Honestly, though, don't worry. I was promised a Team Ico marathon, but what I ended up getting was a Friends marathon, a ballet recital, an extremely uncomfortable couch, and a bowl of 'mellow finds, which was a blatant ripoff of Lucky Charms. Ugh, two of your CAGuys, you just really are shooting for the stars by disappointing us...[/QUOTE]
My god, I laughed so hard that I looked like a complete dumbass in the study hall.
The detail of the stories are going to make everyone think they are true (which they are) so no one is going to come over anymore.
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